Zomie Apocalypse

How would liberals react in a Zombie Apocalypse?

they are already zombies, so nothing would change for them.

#NotAllZombies!!

We would see a rise in "Zombie Rights Activists"

I dentify as a Trans-Zombie.

FPBP

Who gives a shit? Zombie apocalypse faggottry is for retards who drink monster and want to feel like badasses by fighting imaginary scenarios in their fedoras

Kill yourself you mouthbreather

liberalism is a plague of fat easy ages, shove that fat off with a knife big enough and you'll find that under almost every worthless cuck's skin hides a roaring caveman bent on survival by any means possible

They would become endless target practice

zombie apocalypse has already happend

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So a Zomie is basically a Homie Zombie?

Fpbp as always

Damn beat me to this

There is a zombie activists group in Dead Rising 2. The leader of the group is one of the main characters and spends the entire game blue pilling the protagonists (your) daughter into feeling bad for zombies and looking down on you for killing them to survive.

They'd cower in their cuck sheds praying to their vegan god plant that they hope they don't offend the zombies.

This guy gets it. They ain't zombies though . They are 3rd world vermin

Try to understand the zombies and the systemic oppression they face.

Recognize human privilege such as cell proliferation and sentience -- apologize profusely.

Riot and protest to end hateful human pride and "alivism." Call everyone who disagrees with them an alivist.

Lobby for government funding to create zombie specific social programs to help celebrate mortal diversity and allow more zombies to integrate into housing, work force, educational systems, etc without prejudice.

Continuously pander to zombies and create a culture of dependence among them; pass laws to allow zombies to vote in elections, representing millions of new liberal voters to ensure they never lose another election.

Create a narrative to encourage human women to mate with zombie men. Start a new porn website called "zombied" which features exclusively inter-mortal porn.

Encourage as many humans as possible to adopt zombie culture and to reject their own -- use human guilt as a motivator.

Build up zombie celebrities and news-casters to push the narrative.

I fucking hate LE ZOMBEY culture.
DUDE LETS FORM AN ALLIANCE LMAO!!!!
WE WOULD WRECK (RAWRXDXDXD) THOSE ZEMBONIES AMI RIGHT :D:D:D:D:"DD:DL{WIODUBIPOBFIOB(EOFB
I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO FUCK WITH ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAUO{H

I'm politically liberal. I'll tell you what I would do.

First, I'd get my guns.

> BUT BUT LIBRALS DONT HAVE GUNS!

Keep believing that, some of us like it that way. The useful idiots keep the rest of us at a low profile. Anywho, once I have my guns, I'd go to my prep shelter and grab my emergency travel kit. I prepped it to CERT standards. I also have first aid and CPR cert, 2 years, and disaster-preparedness training. Oh, and 2 black belts in different styles of Karate.

So after getting my kit and bugging out, I'd find the nearest wi-fi accesible cafe and charge my iPod. After about 3 hours I should be good, so I can take my bug out crew and head up innawoods, since I live in rural oregon and innawoods is kinda everywhere.

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>zombie apocalypse
What are you, like 12 years old?

Like that little cross-eyed retarded girl from The Walking Dead that Sup Forums used to beat off to all the time. Claim they're superior to us and attempt to stab (not shoot, guns are wrong) people and cause them to become zombies.

>#Zlivesmatter

>the soldier who saved my life is A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>Ewww you have a gun? Are you racist or something?

Probably not at all, seeing as they are the zombies.

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They'd either die due to lack of self-reliability/resourcefulness or become one of the psychopaths you see in TWD or Dead Rising.

Probably pic related because liberals are closeted homo pedophiles.