You're left in a room with Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong and Fidel Castro

You're left in a room with Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong and Fidel Castro.

On the table in front of you is a revolver with one round chambered. What do you do and why?

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Make them kill each other.

Line them up properly and shoot 1 bullet through 3 heads.

Lets hope it's a 44 magnum with FMJs.

>Revolver
>Chambered

Shoot Fidel, then beat stalin and mao to death with the pistol because they are manlets. Fidel would be the only one really dangerous in a fistfight.

Stalin, easily the worst

shh

I'll take easy mode and kill myself because I just want off this planet

Mao, he's the reason why China sucks and has no culture anymore, and he helped pave the way for groups like ISIS

kill Stalin with my bare hands and fire into his corpse
reasons:
Germany wins ww2
20 million white Russians don't get killed because of jews

why kill the other two when they fucked over their non white countries

Enjoy the free revolver and find a way out of this room with three corpses

Stalin was the man. His collectivization idea was smart. It's not his fault that the majority of Russians are stupid, uneducated people. His policies should've and could've worked.

Could be worse; he could have said in the clip.

Obvs Stalin. Fidel is irrelephant and who cares if China sucks.

Just one of them to kill me. What kindof question is that?

Who cares, all of them already did their thing.

Come back when I can retroactively abort them from the timeline. Stalin's death at the right point would collapse the Soviet Union before it even got started, causing the very likely end of Mao and Fidel before they even got started as commies.

Hand the gun to Stalin and tell him to choose.

Do nothing

Communists in close proximity for an extended period of time will inevitably kill each other.

There are many good things Stalin did, collectivization was not one of them, it was fucking unsustainable when you have to import foods.

Castro.

For Hemingway

He'll shoot yo.. damn that's smart

Put the gun down on the table and leave the room with the thought left in my head that I could've changed the course of history, but instead walked out.

I would shoot Stalin because he killed all the turkic people and elder shamans in the name of communism. Mao killed chinks, which is good and Castro was a based man against globalists

Mao, always Mao

Any reasonable communist would probably say Stalin unless you're a tankie

probably castro because he's the biggest

the other two were tiny, could probably just bash their heads together or something

walk to the side and shoot in a straight line killing all 3

Give the gun to Castro the spinny bullet holding part that comes out to the Asian and give the bullet to Stalin.

i would shoot toby twice

Use the every day carry revolver I have instead.

Shoot all 3.

Shoot stalin. Without him, Mao and Fidel are irrelevant. Germany wins. Millions of white Christians saved.

>should've
>could've
DIDN'T
KYS

Rare

Mao I admire Stalin and don't care about Castro

Fidel if it means his son won't be born

Hope it's not a .22 and try to line up Mao and Castro, Stalin was a manlet with a short arm and could probably be beaten with the gun out of the three.

This

Wouldn't change a thing in the long run, probably.

1. Whisper in Stalin's ear that Mao and Fidel are plotting against him.

2. Wait for him to kill them both with bare hands.

3. Then shoot Stalin.

It's a trick question. High capacity assault clips are illegal.

get to know them. have a seat, couple of drinks, we have a good time. put on a movie. (gun is concealed, they don't know I have it).
while watching movie, line em up, and get a three for one deal

Revolvers are literally the only handgun that actually uses a device called a "clip".

The fuck do you think moon clips are for?

Line them up, and shoot them all with one bullet, and if any don't die from that, I pistol-whip them to death

Casually ask "Who's gun is that?"

Then, when one of them tries to claim it shout "PROPERTY IS THEFT! HE'S A CAPITALIST RUNNING DOG AND A TRAITOR TO THE CAUSE! KILL HIM!"

I'd then grab the gun, shoot the stronger of the two survivors and then make plans to open a shellfish restaurant with the one remaining guy. Somewhere nice and warm. With a beach.

fpbp

Line them up and shoot them through the throats, or say I have 6 bullets, line them up execution style and pistol whip them

Beat them all to death with the butt of the gun and save the bullet

Fidel.

The other two faggots can go back to their shithole countries six thousand miles away.

>don't believe my lying flag, I am burger not spaghetti.

Merkel

Space guns

They are dead already so I shoot the door.

This, but shoot Castro in the nuts, so that he's incapacitated, but suffers a long time before he dies.

kill castro

he couldn't kill as many unnecessary humans as sino-rus combo

math

Give them the gun and ask them to kill me.

Actually on second thought I say "Last one standing doesn't get shot."

Then shoot anyway.

kill stalin so the soviet union collapses and we win ww2

>6 chambers
>At least one of them has a cartridge in it

pls be baiting

Kek't

Give gun to Mao
Let him choose

What did famous skate boarder and artist (that Trump collects) Mark Gonzales mean by this?

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Easy, bash their skulls in with the gun and save the bullet for later.

Shoot the guy who locked me in a room with three corpses.

remove the bullet and ask where the girls were at.

Hold auditions to see who is the biggest douche.

Shoot Stalin obviously

Wow badass

As a bonus we wouldn't get Trudeau in your scenario.

C96

At least one was around when the Dardick was.

Shoot Mao.

Stalin is based and I don't care about Castro

just call Stalin a fag and he'll cyka blyat and shoot you

sperglord

Kill Mao, he was an idiot. Stalin and Castro were pretty based IMHO.

OSHITM8

Shut the fuck up you teenage Californian piece of SHIT. You don't deserve that fucking flag by your name.

M1 Garand

Kill Stalin.

fuck you tranny

Shout "Viva la revolucion!", shoot the round off into the air, and then start partying with my 3 best bros.

Shoot Castro so the Left doesn't have an excuse to exist.

Line them up, heads side by side with stalin first, pull trigger

Castro because he was a revisionist

Underrated

>One round in the cylinder

WRONG. revolvers use cylinders faggot

Britbong knows whats up, quality education by Britians gun control experts

No, trannies belong to the Gulag

Retarded fudd nigger baby faggot boy detected

Pistol whip Castro, let Stalin and Zedong fight it out for the gun.

Remove the round from the pistol and swallow it. Then, Beat the three of them to death with the pistol.

Line them up in series then shoot all three in the penis for extra pain.

>The cylinder is composed of several chambers

>20 million white Russians don't get killed because of jews

Except if nazis won, 60% of the Russian population would have been systematically exterminated.

Fire into the ceiling and sit down for a drink with the guys.

put the bullet up my ass

beat everyone to death with butt of revolver

remove eye from each skull

literal skullfuck session

poop through tears the bullet

seems like a great weekend

Have a Coke while watching Gilmore Girls and wait for the coroner to pick up the decaying corpses in my living room.

Killing Mao would save the most lives

However I'd line them all up, one in front of the other, and see if I could shoot through them.

Somehow i think Castro was the badass of the bunch, he really fucked people barehanded mang.

Kill all 3 of them with my bare hands, then shoot myself, because I have become ultimate hero of the West, there is no accomplishment greater than the feat I have just performed, and I would rather die than return to Australia only to live out an eternal existence of shitposting.

This is the only right answer, the bullet is for Merkel