An user just showed me this Tumblr. Since October 2009, this page has posted nothing but pizza-related photos and art, all very much like the things we've seen on the Comet Ping Pong Instagram accounts, except this one isn't so subtle about the sexualization of it. There are tons of photos of dudes with their dicks out holding pizza, putting their dicks through pizza, etc. etc. etc.
Just have a look at their archive for yourself.
Who the fuck would take the time to do this so much for so long? I'm starting to wonder if pizza is a pretty standard code word for some fucked up shit and people like whoever is running this account have maybe been mentally destabilized by their experiences. I think it's safe to say that this account is indicative of an obsession.
Another thing I've seen at least twice now is the use of pizza with one slice cut out to represent a kind of Pac-Man shape, often with something going into the "mouth." Pizza Packet also had a logo like this where the pizza had eyes and resembled a human face. As far as I know, they stopped using it.
Also, pic related. What the fuck? I've only just started looking, but I've already seen a photo of a child in a pizza costume with a younger child next to him in a cookie costume. There's also a photo of a pizza place in "Boystown Chicago" that has since closed called Pie Hole. Sure enough, the "O" is a blatant spiraling pedo symbol.
OBJECTIVE: Save/archive as much of this as you can and figure out who runs it. Could this be someone who escaped? Or someone who is still involved?
>Macaulay Culkin and his band >Pizza Slut >Kids eating pizza >"Pizza dat ass" >Quickies Pizza and Subs >The pizza kid
David Ross
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Josiah Collins
Maybe they're sexually attracted to the pizza itself and a pizza parry in the other room is a good way to distract kids. They make your own bake with the kids and that's why they say "no hair please" because the kids are always taking off their hair nets. Hmm?
Christopher Sanders
See this one looks really tasty. The kids could be playing arcade games and chowing down while their dad's fucking a hollowed out pepperoni tube next door. You never know
Nathan Davis
This is irrelevant to the thread. Being into food porn is far safer than you weirdos who masturbate to east asian cartoons. Take a good look in the mirror tonight
Owen Morales
WOW! SOMEONE'S INTERESTED IN THE OBSCURE, NICHE, UNHEARD-OF DELICACY KNOWN AS "PIZZA"
WOW
WOW
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE LIKES PIZZA, WHOA WHOA WHOA
Jose Moore
I used to get naked and eat pizza. I haven't done that in a long time and now I just cant.
Robert Bennett
Someone has been posting almost nothing but pizza imagery almost every day for seven years, including a shitload of photos of kids dressed as pizza.
