Plus I want cool guns, not this $2k for a shitty AR
Isaiah Brooks
Don't leave us alone faggot
Colton Butler
Canada, adopt. :)
David Baker
because we don't know what alberta is and therefore cannot give a fuck
Angel Sanders
kek y'all just spent 7 billion on a new destroyer
cmon burgers put those tax dollars to work and secure yourselves all the oil you could want
oh that's right you won't and your military will continue to rust from disuse
lol
Brayden Davis
I'd be down with it. But now you have to convince the people and government of Alberta, the Canadian Government, and the American Government to accept it. We're not going to be able to just walk in and say YOU ARE WITH US NOW.
Nathan Nguyen
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH CANADIAN GOVERNMENT, US GOVERNMENT IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW
Austin Ward
kek. I don't really understand how canadian secession laws work. Could they, in theory secede if they so wanted to?
Brandon Howard
Could we trade for California?
Hunter Brooks
>able to just walk in and say YOU ARE WITH US NOW We actually can, but it's against the founding principals of the country.
Brody Diaz
Aren't the tar sands shuttered?
Zachary Cooper
Maybe, they did let Quebec vote on whether to leave awhile back
Sebastian Peterson
not really lol, provinces are pretty keked here and don't enjoy the same level of autonomy as states in the US do
America is a coalition of separate states where Canada's federal government runs a lot of shit here
it's what your government has attempted to do to the states using 9/11 as an excuse for increased federal jurisdiction
Ryder Gonzalez
Alberta is my favorite place to visit in Canada...really good, salt of the Earth people.
Alexander Bennett
Hey - PA, MI, and WI went red. Otherwise, I'd make the trade.
Bentley Rodriguez
Wait a dang minute I just saw the blue states!
that's a bad deal! I don't want to be Canadian
Benjamin Perez
US can keep Michigan. In fact, not keeping it is a dealbreaker.
Nicholas Ward
>take a look how they voted in the 2015 elections or literally any federal election ever.
All dat orange All dat gimmi dats
Daniel Butler
strategically thats insanity and for that fagotry we would hit you with vx nerve gas and anthrax for a month straight and if your not all dead then we nuke you and blame russia
think we would give up a direct path on land to the west coast and leave alaska to crumble without any way of sending them anything by sea? you cant put nearly as much stuff on a plane as you can on a ship
if we annex canada we take you get nothing and we only take the shit on the left so we can drive to alaska and not pass through canada
James Jones
>Progressive Conservative
Nolan Wilson
(((Progressive Conservative)))
Isaac Robinson
albertan here
as long as we dont have to take any US niggers im good with it
we have enough problems with the NDP cunts and the native populations
Daniel Gonzalez
Why shouldn't we just annex Canada in general? The voter demographic shift wouldn't hit for 10-18 years (because Canadians couldn't vote for ~10-18 years because they aren't citizens) which would cause Canadians to properly acclimate to the American political climate and swing rightward. We get all the oil, we fix Canada, we get Timmy Hos, they get better burgers, it's a win-win-win-win. Besides, they're only half a degree separate from us culturally so it makes sense. Think of the hockey Canada.
Chase Scott
I believe Canadian provinces have the right to secede, so I imagine Alberta joining America is inevitable if the rest of Canada keeps getting more cucked.
Elijah Gutierrez
Jordan Peterson comes from Alberta. Let's do it.
(Also #Falloutconfirmed)
Luke Richardson
wrong, Alberta joined Canada with the one provision that it could secede any time it wanted
Ralph Klein used it to shut up the East a few times
>oh so you dont want us? well guess well leave then
Elijah Reed
Clearly, if we annex Alberta, they win.
Nathan Turner
I don't want Quebec tho. They are more liberal than even CA or NY while they don't contribute much on Canadian economy
Austin Watson
>I don't want Quebec tho. They are more liberal than even CA or NY I thought it was just Montreal. Most Quebecois I've met that aren't from Montreal are even more American than the rest of Canada. They're literally Americans who speak French. Shit was fucking weird.
Caleb Rogers
you also dont want Ontario, its filled to the brim with economic migrants, pahjeets, muslims etc. They are the ones who want to go back to the monarchy and vote liberal 99% of the time
On January 12, she’ll meet business executives at a private fundraising dinner for the Alberta Prosperity Fund, a political group that is trying to unite the province’s Progressive Conservative and Wildrose parties. It bills itself as “Canada’s only conservative Super PAC,” a reference to political fundraising organizations in the U.S.
Conway will visit Fort McMurray and the oilsands during her visit. According to the Alberta Prosperity Fund, the visit will be a “call to action for Alberta industry whose competitiveness and market access have been restricted by excessive regulation and public protests.”
Adam Gray
>wrong, Alberta joined Canada with the one provision that it could secede any time it wanted Interesting.
Chase Stewart
Casus belli at 5%
Alexander Johnson
Nah you're stuck with your faggot overlords, Albertan leaf.
William Taylor
dont think that NDP cunt will ever use it, and the way the conservatives in Alberta are we will never sabre rattle with it any time soon. Despite us suffering under liberals whenever they get into power But its there
Ethan Clark
We're already waking up about Trudeau. We're going to rake ourselves clean pretty soon.
Kevin Gray
Why would Alberta want to join the US and be governed by the immensely corrupt government? Trudeau's a cuck but at least our government isn't completely owned by special interests
Lincoln Gutierrez
Well, I am an Albertafag and if a decent populist movement ever infiltrates the PCs then I hope I will be a force within it. If the pendulum in the federal government doesn't shift after we get rid of Redford, maybe the threat of secession will panic them.
James Ross
>implying that map wouldn't mean Canada becoming a Superpower and the rest of the conservashit rump of the USA declining hardcore.
Dominic Brooks
LIBÉREZ NOUS DES LIBÉRAUX
TABARNAC
Kevin Martinez
Canada would become third world.
Caleb Mitchell
>this delusion You're irrelevant on an international stage and are only regionally relevant because of your oil. Lose the oil, lose any relevance you have.
Ian Hall
This
Please annex us and deport the injuns to Alaska senpai
Colton Hill
What about al the nigs and spics flooding into AB?
James Lee
the problem is the Conservatives are no longer conservative.
Redford was building a FUCKING PALACE for herself and her kid. She was using our airforce as a limo to shuttle herself and her daughter to palm springs. This kills the conservative party.
Shes the reason we now have the NDP. But i think this is a one term thing.
UNFORTUNATELY even if we go conservative again i can see pretty boy in Ontario getting elected again next election.
You will have the old boomers:
>HES TRUEDEAUS SON! lets elect him again! remember trudeau guys? that guy that crashed the economy but was suave and charismatic? well lets vote for the guy with the same last name as him!
Trump should announce that for the first year of his presidency, any country, state, or province that wants to be part of America can join for free, so they can be made great again along with the rest of America.
Charles Phillips
>Redford was building a FUCKING PALACE for herself and her kid. That's what happens when you let a women become your boss. Everything turns to shit and she self-destructs.
It'll happen to Redford in time, and most likely Lil Justin too since he's so feminized.
Colton Brown
we /MCGA/ now?
anti establishment conservative PM when?
Luke King
just take alberta and maybe sask/manitoba, rest are trash
Ethan Nguyen
That's a pretty shittily conducted survey desu senpai
Jace Brown
this.
John Evans
>giving NA's largest source of freshwater along with a state that helped elect Trump to Canada
wtf are you doing...
Jack Powell
> Democrats losing 3 states > Trump got 300 Electoral > Being concerned
