So Sup Forums

When are you buying Dilbertman's book?

>master persuasion
>use knowledge of persuasion to predict outcome of U.S. Presidential election
>make based comic strip that no one understands but they still pay you to draw it
>date a 10/10 20 y/o

twitter.com/kristina_basham/media

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KLLhSW7fnsk
youtu.be/NJCJpmUAy0s
kristinabasham.com/bio
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

...

Sounds like a great arrangement. Scott gets that sweet pussy, while she gets free vacations and financial support.

seekingarrangement.com

>instagram models

Who is she again?

She may not love him but she loves his money. And that is a love that will never die.

whats the title of the book?

>implying this is different from any other relationship

youtube.com/watch?v=KLLhSW7fnsk

that's called a relationship numbnuts

Holy fuck, maximum persuasion.

how old is she? 19?

>date a 10/10 20 y/o

implying the overly sexual looking Instagram """model""" isn't an escort

Also her skin is FUCKED UP look at how thick her foundation is.

...

...

Daddy issues.

yeah but who is persuading who?

money issues

>buying books
top kek, i downloaded all of his books for free in less than 5 minutes while sitting on my ass. he persuaded me to read them, but not to pay for them. so i win

He looks like a shriveled old nutsack. How is he not embarrassed to have this prostitute hanging around him for his money?

t. Elliot "The Ultimate Gentleman" Rodger

must be a great fuck

Just because it's common doesn't make it healthy.

Dude, what happened to Dilbertman?

He looks like he just got out of chemo

The chubby bunny

She persuaded Adams that sideways pussy is just as good. The gook/Indian/fuck it lies as always.

Are they real?

he's old nigga

Dilbert merchant is based as fuck for getting this hoe 2bh senpai.

I've had her on snapchat for a while and it seems like she has zero personality

Pretty good body though, would persuade

>tfw you will never be able to persuade a qt 20 year old to be your gf

I banged a 22yo and she freaked out when she found out I was 33

dunno how he manages it

How old is he? He looks like his hips would shatter if she ever tried to ride him

59

this guy did a great interview on rogans podcast

youtu.be/NJCJpmUAy0s

Everybody ends up looking like a shriveled nutsack. Having a young 20 gf makes it hurt less

Money

Never. Old men (a 59 year old, white-haired, balding pencil neck degenerate at that) fucking much younger women is absolutely degenerate.

Both should be gassed.

>tfw no gf

He looks way older than that. 59 in today's standards doesn't even qualify you for retirement

P E R S U A D E D

yeah true. I thought he was older until i looked it up

>10/10 gf
>face layered in makeup to make herself look attractive

How could you fall for such simple female deception?

Not sure anymore.

Damn, underrated.

>face

Which book? Doesn't he have a few of them?

>being embarrassed about having a hot, young girl on your arm

are you gay?

I own some of the dilbert books, very good writing, very good insight on corporate culture

very smart man

Anonymous (ID: HaQetbJ1) 11/30/16(Wed)20:52:11 No.100981953▶
#
>being embarrassed by having a dumb, young girl on your arm
fixt

SO I just want to make sure I am not a degenerate. I am 42 my wife is 26. Am I a degenerate?

I mean yeah but he has to have something else as well right?

...RIGHT?

Dear fucking god he aged terribly.

yes, being embarrassed by having a hot, young, dumb broad hanging off you and sucking your dick makes you gay, nigger.

He's been channeling in rudimentary Egyptian meme goes for all his life. We are lucky not to have lost a few years ourselves as kek takes his toll collectively.

Yes.

Acceptable marriage range is marrying 2-8 years younger than you. 16 years is cramping onto younger generations is really as bad as polygamy.

Just checked her Instagram

>Pictures of her traveling alone to multiple foreign countries
>Lingerie shots
>Pictures taken in various hotel rooms
>Pictures taken from the passenger seat of various luxury cars
>Gmail address included (you know in case she needs to be contacted for """""""""""modeling""""""""""" work)
>inspirational quotes

Whoops, look like somebody forgot to TAG THE SPONSOR

No. Firstly, you are not an old man. Secondly, you married her; the primary goal of marriage is procreation. You are fine, user. Keep up the good non-degenerate work.

Scott Adams relationship on the otherhand serves no purpose other than his own personal enjoyment and tout as a status symbol to make up for the sad fact that he's an empty man. Lastly, Your wife is not a slut; His "fuckbuddy" is an absolute whore.

she's 28 years old according to her website

kristinabasham.com/bio

i'm not. he's a funny guy in short bursts, but his books are awful.

Was Dilbert really that big of a cash cow? At best all I ever saw of it was small snippets in the local newspaper and the odd Dilbert toy in some bodies cubicle at the office.

i dont think so judging by the bikini pic, unless shes legit like 19

God damn dude.....

>Kristina ended up attending University of California, Berkeley where she received her Bachelor's of art in Economics. During college, she got married and had her first child. She was working for a local hospital, going to school, studying, and assuming the role of wife and mother.

>After getting her degree she made the choice of attending Graduate school also at University of California, Berkeley where she receved her Masters of Art in Financial Economics. She eventually landed a corporate job.

>Working in a coroporate environment that limited her creativity and mental stimulation, she became depressed. By this time, she had her second child, and her marriage was over. She knew something had to change. She could not live out her days miserable, hating her life, and not spending enough time with her kids.

>2 kids from a previous relationship

dilbertman cucked

It's been going for like thirty years and is published in most major newspapers and books of the collected strips are published and sold

Anything becomes a cash cow if you manage to grow it and keep it going for half a human lifetime. It's why Fred Trump started out renting apartments to jews with his mom after his dad died, and then by the time he was Donald's age he had hundreds of millions in assets.

dude... wooww. dude

can't tell if daughter or girlfriend but good for him. I would love to be in his position, look into her eyes stcik my cock inside her and think of the blue-eyed white babies that could come out.

You know how for wildlife conservation sometimes they'll kill the old males who no longer can produce children but hog up all the females? Humans need to do this.

not really

>kristinabasham.com/bio
desu she doesn't look like she's had 2 kids

dem genetics

kek

kek

She is a prostitute.

Most women are tbqh

>this guy

Where have you been the past year and a half? Based Dilbert man is practically a board legend

this

(Age/2)+7 = acceptable age to bang/wife up.

So yes you are degenerate

I scored a 21yo and she freaked out when she found out I was 26. I don't understand what was her problem.

i tried the link but it isn't working?

>seekingarrangement.com

It's half your age + 7. 30 years old = 22 year old limit. 59 year old would have a 36 year old because you always round down.

>a 20 year old dating a 17 year old
uhhh

Noice

>When are you buying Dilbertman's book?
I legit ordered it the same night Trump won.
It's OK, I haven't had a chance to finish it yet.

She is like 4 foot tall
Here weave is almost that tall itself

i have co workers older than him (hes 59) who look 10 years younger

he needs to..... fix something....

ikr

oh well. I do a big cums in her. I hope you did too

most pornstars have kids

just dont get fat

>ive had kids
is cover for
>i choose to be fat now

and she probably has fake tits

...

...

white "pepo" always age like shit tbqh

we look ok if we grow lots of facial hair

what is. I can't understand

there's a picture of dilbertman with a beard, he looks like a spooky wizard. it's not a good look

lol
Who believes this shit?

he looks like a functioning crackhead

That's what you tell women when they ask. Of course, I live in a state where it is legal to fuck 16 year olds but I wouldn't tell anyone about it if I do.

>hot

so is that a fucking nigger or not?

...

>a flag with a sun talks about Heat

Kek