Brit/pol/ - British Politics Thread - Imperial Leather II Edition

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>More than 150 Labour defy Jeremy Corbyn and vote against new Iraq inquiry into Tony Blair 'misleading' parliament
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/30/pmqs-jeremy-corbyn-takes-theresa-may-asconservatives-edge-towards/

>Theresa May v Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs: like a praying mantis devouring a moth
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/30/theresa-may-v-jeremy-corbyn-pmqs-like-praying-mantis-devouring/

>May: Tusk letter justifies expat stance
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38156891

>MPs reject Blair Iraq investigation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38142565

>PMQs: Christmas means Christmas - Theresa May vows to PROTECT Christian holidays
express.co.uk/news/politics/738204/pmqs-live-theresa-may-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-memo-cake-EU-pensions-caroline-lucas-castro

>‘You should be treated with contempt’ MP's astonishing attack on SNP during Blair debate
express.co.uk/news/politics/738378/Labour-MP-Ian-Austin-attack-SNP-Alex-Salmond-Chilcot-Tony-Blair-debate-video

>Majority of French, Austrian Voters View Globalisation as Threat
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/30/french-austrian-globalisation-threat/

>Merkel Rejects Early Deal Protecting British Expats in EU
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/30/merkel-rejects-early-deal-protecting-british-expats-eu/

>Keir Starmer: UK should guarantee EU citizens' rights before talks begin
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/30/keir-starmer-uk-guarantee-eu-citizens-rights-talks-brexit

>OBR chief ignores critics to heap more Brexit gloom upon MPs
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/robert-chote-talks-cost-brexit-treasury-select-committee/

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Not sure how I feel about the
>British Politics Thread
in the title

Who's up for some late night melancholy


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I'm up for some late night comfy.
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Nothing personnel liberals.........

How do the tripfags keep getting worse? Bottom of the barrel WHEN

UGUUUUUU

Honestly the majority of Brit/pol/ has horrible taste in music

What are you on about you smelly cunt? It's usually the same 3 tripfags, YKTD, Meme Merchant and me.

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>tell friend bowden is pretty smart guy
>got some cool views on politics
>look him up
>tfw they stumble upon his magnum opus of cinema

You hating on my concerning hobbits?

You can see the fucked-up blood vessels up her nose

Honestly anytime someone admits to watching fantasy movies past the age of 12 I think of them and treat them as if they were the characters from big bang theory, and this applies to real life.

The worst thing about the fact that Labour will be electorally decimated at the next general election is that Labour's obvious response to their crushing defeat will be going back to neoliberal, centrist Blairism, having learned nothing. The return to old Labour that Jeremy Corbyn is a gateway to, will be finished.

And while I disagree with the man on nearly all issues, the left really should be headed by more people like Corbyn and less people like Blair and Miliband.

If Corbyn's Labour manages to survive a defeat in the general election while purging the Blairites, the left will be sorted.

The big political earthquake we really need however, is the fall of the Tories. Most of its MPs belong in the LibDems. Jacob Rees Mogg's kind of Conservative Party is what's really needed. But I feel as if the shadow of Cameronism will linger in the Tories for far too long

>Jacob Rees Mogg's kind of Conservative Party is what's really needed
Eh
Think more Frank Field and Paul Nuttall

>le too smart/mature for fantasy
>le trip fag

Liking a comfy tune doesn't mean that you've necessarily watched the movie recently you plonker.
LOTR came out when I was like 9.

>tfw to intelligent not to be a fashist

>sit on brit/pol/ all night talking about how pathetic you are
>then attempt to put other people down

wdhmbt?

How many hours per day do you lads spend watching porn? I just spent the last two hours looking at porn, and busted twice. This feels like a lot to me but then I remember there's poor fucks out there that go 10+ hours and shit.

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Nuttall is the perfect leader for UKIP's future though.

The UK isn't just a left v right country, there are political tribes represented by parties, these parties represent different views held by different parts of the country.

A Mogg Tory party represents an old traditionalist Tory values kind of Britain
Nuttall's UKIP is a perfect party for the working class of deindustrialised Britain who hold socially conservative views
Corbyn and MacDonnell represent a perfect party for the radical left, social progressives etc

The LibDems really need to make themselves a proper liberal party and not just a pro-EU cheerleader party soon, because there's plenty of liberals in parliament who need a home they belong in

Similarly, a proper libertarian party needs to start for people with a Carswell kind of political mindset

Nationalist parties in England should be a thing, and hopefully right-leaning nationalist parties in Wales and Scotland form in the future to challenge the current socially progressive national parties


The political landscape needs to be a lot more diverse anyway. And I really think we need PR so that British people can vote on who they really want

I sometimes have 4 hour single seshes.
So degenerate.

>And I really think we need PR so that British people can vote on who they really want
What a poor way to end an otherwise-decent post

The only hope of a patriotic party coming to power that would leave the EU is through FPTP, if you think that a party dedicated to leaving the EU can manage to get 51% of the national vote then you're absolutely daft. The threshold needs to stay at about 35%


You can already vote for who you "really" want, it's just Tory shills and cucks who fell for the LAB-SNP coalition meme that think otherwise

Absolutely immoral.

Pretty little blogpost by Peter Hitchens on the wonders of nature


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Scroll down to the comment section to watch a fedora get absolutely bloody blown the fuck out as well

Lads my heart hurts...

and I've been getting palpitations recently.

What is going on.

Lads, I think anime has made me a bit gay.

BOWDENED.com

It does that

>I recognize that bulge!

SHOUTY SNARKY LIBERAL CENTRIST MAN

Traps and futas don't make you gay.
Wanting to have sex with real men makes you gay.

>sheldon and howard BTFO

Rimmer you faggot

Considering full time blogging lads

What's up sweetcheeks?

>socially conservative and economically liberal
Or
>Socially Liberal and Economically Conservative

You can only pick one.

I'm not taking that shit from a feelsposter, if we passed each other in a shop you wouldn't make eye contact

>Considering full time blogging
>Implying you don't already


Which is protectionism and which is the free market in this question?

What does economically liberal entail in your eyes?

Don't think I can stand another day of hating myself and failing my country lads

Post some numbers m8

Don't avoid the question, answer it.

Which center ground are you, it's not rocket science.

>if we passed each other in a shop you wouldn't make eye contact
Probably because you're so fucking ugly, you ugly cunt.

I'm asking you whether you think "economic conservatism" is Thatcherism because she was a Conservative or whether you actually understand the terms

Social conservatism and economic protectionism, anyway

Well that settles it, full time blogging it is.
You are taking it like a good little bitch and there's nothing you can do about it, and if you bumped into me at the shops I'd stare you down like the little bitch you are.

Britpol is the worst pol general. It's full of disgusting pozzed working class civic nationalist trash.

I suppose I like civil liberties and also like a smaller state, so the latter

>The next big political issue after Brexit is going to be Englishness

What did he mean by this?

R E C L A I M
Y O U R
I D E N T I T Y

You may have failed your country, but remember that ultimately it is the fault of the government.

I can't answer a question without the necessary information.

I mean the literal sense, not some political parties interpretation you mongoloid. I didn't capitalise it, so don't interpret it as a noun.

Answer the question based on your own interpretation of the definitions of conservative and liberal. Apply you own metric, it's not as if politics is black and white.

Well, as long as you don't start reading extra into it.

Socially conservative and economically liberal.
At the end of the day I don't consider the economy to be the most important issue a country has to deal with.
You can be dirt poor, but as long as you're socially strong it'll keep crime low and spirits high.

where you from then eh you wouldn't be cheeky like that round here

>Tfw i'm a year older than Paul Nutall, went to one of his colleges for a bit and my High School used to fight his in a mass brawl on Bootle golf course every year and I may have been in a fistfight with a political-leader and our next PM

>man thinks he's a roadman innit
Glasgow senpai, come round and man'll let that ting pop innit blud

I always thought that he was holding a heroin needle because the two sky-blue lines between Pepe's fingers make it look like there's a plunger at the end of it

Typical deceiving Pole scum

>blaming immigrants for your own retardation
Typical bong

>Be from Glasgow
>Talk like a London nog
Sort it out, lad.

>what is irony

>city boys

>what is irony
Is it sounding like a retard?

>tfw everyone ITT got "outbantzd" by a nonwhite subhuman

That's what happens when beady anglos try to get cheeky on my blog.

>country peasant thinks he can come thru like what is it on
these pagan yutes dont cant do road like me bruv

one-way trip out to the moors in the boot of Big Danny's Montego will sort you right out laddy.

Literally what?

>literally

dare one of u man get loud innit

brit/pol/ locked arff

If only you knew how bad things really are.

I saw Peter Hitchens at a grocery store in Heslington yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, another intellectual miscreant, bet he votes Labour”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “'uh? 'uh? 'uh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like twelve pints of skimmed milk in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, ya need ter pay for those.” At first he kept pretending to be in prayer and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Blairite infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. After I paid for my shopping, I looked outside and saw him pouring the milk down the grid.

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I like post-rock.

does that soap smell good?

Even fucking CHERIE BLAIR is making a comeback to politics now


telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/30/cherie-blair-says-era-mothers-fathers-should-call-parents/


>Men and women should stop calling themselves “mothers” and “fathers” and instead refer to themselves as parents who share out child care duties, Cherie Blair has said.
Ugly fucking kike


Should change it to Conservative not Labour

He`s going to make the holocaust look like a fucking joke.

>Men and women should stop calling themselves “mothers” and “fathers” and instead refer to themselves as parents who share out child care duties, Cherie Blair has said.

Why do these people exist?

They don't wanna go back to back, I'm the best here
All I gotta do is post and they get scared
Best tripfag Act 2016
Rudeboy, come and chat to me next year
I ain't new to the hype
Have you ever seen what I do to the reich?
BTFO like a street boy, shitpost like a sweet boy
Yeah little nigga, I do what I like
Look, I am the problem, #PROBLEM
If you want a problem, 079 me
You are not YKTD, you are not timely
Man got bars, let a brudda come try me
What? What, you thought I weren't grimy?
What? Didn't know I get lively?
Brain of a wise man, heart like a pikey
Why don't none of these anons like me? I hear them talk
"How did he get all those (You)s, man?
He don't deserve that shit." I tell man straight
"I ain't here to play games
Lord knows that I've earned this shit"

Losing two generations of healthy religious young men and strong families while all of the Fabian socialist intellectuals flee to Europe and return after the war to fuck everyone's shit up with ideas about a World Of No More War tends to have that effect

THINGS

In a controversial move, Paul "Gas the Marxists" Nuttall has filled the English channel with sharks strapped with C4 and collapsed the channel tunnel. We asked for a statement from Mr. Nuttall, and his only response was, and I quote, "If it's yellow or black, we'll send the fuckers back, white power!" Now onto the weather.

you would have noticed the saucepan and the slapstick sound effects when he hit people with it

Good times ahead.

Let's not be too hasty, t. former 100% aggressive shill for Nuttall

Give it a few weeks and see if Raheem and co's shit-talking about him being in cahoots with Carswell has any merit to it first

I found something Brit/pol/ hates more than Poleposting

Is that John Inman with Blair

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>socially conservative and economically liberal
>No, pedo nigger loving toffs
>No, pedo nigger loving leftists

Literally the perfect way to govern.

If Nuttall doesn't cut it, I have a suitable replacement in mind

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>Economic liberals can't be leftists or love niggers

Raheem just wanted to make sure the new leader was a so called "Faragista"
Nutall is right to not get involved with the factionalism within the party, I don`t think Nige got too involved himself.

>my reading comprehension
JUST FUCK MY EYES UP

More like social conservatives can't.

>I don`t think Nige got too involved himself
Not likely since he quit as leader after getting the NEC to vote on kicking Carswell out and losing

Only just clicked with that cheeky Bottom banter

If he were involved he would have been part of the dominant faction.

Has there ever been a socially conservative fiscally liberal western government? I tired searching about it some time ago and the best I found were some old labour figures and George bush.

Western, no, but Japan apparently manages nicely, but what people forget is that that's also massively due to huge conservative social pressures that are outside of politics

Everyone in this country thinks that politicians can fix everything without some sort of spiritual, moral or cultural change in themselves and their societies, it's a bit pie in the sky

>tfw my superiority has been accepted and didn't lead to controversy

Night lads

Gonna watch Cuck Park.
Back later lads.