Favorite Trump Tweets

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lmeow

>tfw unironically enjoy the taste of aspartame

What did he mean by this?

fuck. he spelled nauseas correctly. almost no one does that

This is probably my personal favorite

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This tweet will be in textbooks.

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Same here man. I rarely drink pop but when I do its usually diet. Way better than corn syrup. If can find it with real sugar I like that too.

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Here's one from Don Jr.

Ice cold Trump right there.

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Fucking lel. I forgot about this one. Classic

>please clap

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I think this was the point where we hit meme singularity

I'm surprised the universe didn't unravel with that one.

nice

This is a real tweet

>you live in a world where the president elect called Jon Stewart a pussy

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He's right though.

>Stewart(?)

Holy shit trump started doin parentheses before it became a meme

Jon Stewart, AKA: Jon ((((Leibowitz))))

Kelly a cute!

HE GOT AWAY WITH IT

T O P K E K
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He btfo himself

Cant make this shit up!

Megyn Kelly is from Syracuse NY

Everybody here fucking hates her

This one tears me to shreds

Sounds like you just have shit taste desu.

It actually did. That was the point we entered the Bearenstain uni.

Checked and kekd

double stumped!

>BIG MAC
>LARGE FRIES
>diet coke

if you can't tell this is a joke you need therapy

>says the guy whose family changed their name from Drumpf
sad!

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The day Donald Trump eating his lunch made headline news.

fuckin based

>having to explain the joke
Oh now it's funny, thanks

>I don't care who you are, THAT'S funny...

top lel. what a beast

Chocker

Barney Frank is the most disgusting degenerate on this earth. Then he opens his mouth and I feel the need to smother him with a pillow.

Do you have the one with the same jojo ending but it's with the states turning red?

Captcha: CALLE calle

to be fair, I don't even think Trump would consider himself "thin"

but not being thin doesn't automatically make you a 500lb obese lardwhale in a mobility scooter

>Hillary got 300k likes
>trump got 123k
Trump btfo!

Trump is not thin.

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i had forgotten how funny some of his tweets have been. please keep them coming

>Megyn "The Man Face" Kelly

No problem, LGBT is welcome here.

[citation needed]

>not understanding why kikes change their last names.

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Yeah cause more votes means you won right?

He's the best

He's talking about his fucking ancestors changing the name at some point in the past after moving to a different country as if that's comparable to personally changing your name to hide your jewness. They're not sending their brightest.

The first time.

This, dude.

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this was a good one against Obongo

Trump isn't thin, though.

stop fatshaming

Google is your friend.

Yeah, Jews change their name because most of the time it's hard to pronounce and they're ashamed of it. And Trump changed it for those exact same reasons! Sad!!

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All time greatest tweet.

And then he goes on to praising him non stop once he actually met the Obama's. No spine! Weak!

jon stewart's name change is in his wiki. google is your friend.

donald trump didn't change his last name.

QID

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It was all foreshadowing

I never said Donald Trump personally changed his last name. It was his immigrant grandfather or something who did

Ded.

That's not real?

Ultimate bantz

please be real

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i never said you said donald trump changed his last name.

>leftists don't care when yids change their last name
>"LOOOOL MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN"
get it?
Trump shows those idiots their own hypocrisy

Please be real.

>mfw this is real

That was a fun morning to be on Twitter/ Sup Forums. All morning seeing the left blame rednecks with guns, all afternoon see them defend muslims.

>trumps twitter is so powerful it forced his enemies to focus on it so he could swooce right in

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I'd be into lactation too if my pregnant wife looked like this.

dont have twitter but i like the ones where he trashes CNN

Trump has been bringing tears of joy since election night

Wow, he actually posted that?

talking smack to saudi royals was tight

he's a big guy

Actually, it was leftists showing hypocrisy on Trump's part, making fun of Stewart for changing his last name, when his own last name has been changed, that's only why John Oliver pointed it out during his segment on Trump
Wew

holy kek

this can't be real

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this is the funniest one for me

I think she stayed away from Trump after that. Ben Shapiro kept doubling down.