Holy shit! I slept with a feminist! My friends saying she likes to scream rape! Fuck! What do I do Sup Forums!

Holy shit! I slept with a feminist! My friends saying she likes to scream rape! Fuck! What do I do Sup Forums!

Don't sleep with a feminist

That's what you get for sinning. Why did you think your sexual immorality would be without consequence?

Get timestamped Video Proof of consent now for the courts put that shit on a hidden partition of a flashdrive you keep on you at all times.

Claim she raped you first.

FPBP.

you have to be the one to scream rape first.

It's getting harder to recognize one! She looked normal!

Also keep banging her and she will rationalize. good on you m8 for finding a waifu from Burgerland

Do you have any shoe polish?

If so, just cover your entire skin in it, change your name to Abdul Jamal Muhammad, and say you're a transgendered, transracial Muslim.

She must be eliminated you pohm bastard.

>sleeping with a woman
there's your first mistake

sorry m8. but you'll have to chop your dick off now.

Risk everything and tell her women shouldn't vote. Report back.

claim rape first

You FORNICATED with a loose HARLET? What manner of degenracy.. I can't even begi-

>sleeping with women in 2016
You deserve to go to prison for being this gullible, bong.

Ring her and record the call while getting her to admit consent.

rape her dude

you have the consensual sex as a cover story.

Text her and elicit some sort of positive response out of her regarding your hookup. Save that text. You now have evidence that it was consensual.

this

Haha holy shit that's as evil as it is devious.

>ring her

You need proof it wasn't rape and always have it in your hand.

cut off your peen

Get her to sext you nudes or talk about it positively for the courts

Just remain calm, you don't want to risk doing anything that seems suspicious or like you are threatening her to say it was consensual.

Just text her and say how you had a good time last night and would like to see her again

Did you get it on tape? Post it here to prove your innocence!

>Convert to islam
>wait for her to cry rape
>rape her for real
>get away with it
>become apostate
>???
>profit

>Not having her sign a certified, witnessed, notarized affidavit granting you durable power of attorney to any and all of her orafaces and blanket consent to any sexual acts hitherto agreed upin on said affidavit

You fucked up, buddy.

t. Lawyer.

Well played.

(OP)

1) get a false witness
2) force yourself into a relationship with her and after at least 4 months break up with her so that she can't say you raped her cause you were in a relationship.
3) murder her.
4) rape her before you go to jail.

> (OP)
of course copy paste betrays me.

this, secretly get some evidence, like a video of her saying it was consensual, ahead of time and be prepared. i dont think it should be too hard to leave your cell phone on record and hide it somewhere

This.

Chinabro is smart

cozy up to her and start dating. fall in love and have children. when the kids are grown up and out of the house, run for it. there's a statute of limitations so she shouldn't be able to say rape at that point.

Kill her before she kills you

>he sleep with women

what a faggot

just click the number and it automatically opens a prompt

Sleep with her again and get her to sign a notarised document affirming consent this time

You have to go to jail.

Don't listen to these CTR shills!


text her saying you raped her!

5D PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE CHESS

get clingy. act like you're in love. post faggot tier lyrics on facebook as proof. if she doesnt just push her away, get drunk and "cheat" on her. If that doesnt work, say youre not worthy and she deserves better because you cheated. you also may get laid because of this.

Do all the following:
>Keep a good record of all your interactions with her
>Go to a lawyer NOW and draft a statutory declaration detailing all of the events of the night and keep with the lawyer. The early date will give you extra credibility, and it will be subject to attorney-client privilege, so it can't be used against you unless you dnter it as evidence
>Maybe get your friends who were witnesses to the events to do the same
>Keep in contact with her, get her to write (email, text, message etc.) about the events of the night and how she liked it, approved, consented etc.
>Make sure you have other reliable witnessesses whenever you are in her physical presence
>Keep your phone on audio record (like Balcony Brah) when physically present with her next time

Better yet, he could tell her that the encounter made him question his sexuality and now is a transgendered apache attack helicopter.

you gotta beat her to the punch and claim rape first before she does

only aussies get to call us that...you call us bongs or limeys

TRIPS DEMAND IT

Absolutely degenerate

Figure out what the stature of limitations is and disappear into another part of Europe for that long

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>secretly record the session as evidence just in case....the jurors love that.

You can kill a man with a big stone. Just run up and smash him. It's easy.

>claim you identify as a female now.

Hurry up and call he telling her you are now trans. If you get on a higher victum level then her she cant make a move against you.

Absolutely Incomprehensible

Kill her.

She can't talk if she's dead.

You have to be out oppressed. Tomorrow you reveal that you are homosexual, and that a feminist forced you to have sex against your will (Viagra and Xanax in your drink) in order to humiliate you as a man, and as a broader "assault against the patriarchy". You told her no, and that you are gay, but she didn't believe you (because of her bias, she doesnt believe in gays with masculine traits).

Your first step is a social media post saying that you are literally shaking, and vague allusions to your state until someone gets sick of your bullshit and asks you what's wrong. Confide in them, and they will be your protector, because it feels good to be a hero. They will even lie for you if they think it will further justice.