So Christmas is coming up. Long story short.My brothers gf is Muslim. Three years they been dating. And I gotta say...

So Christmas is coming up. Long story short.My brothers gf is Muslim. Three years they been dating. And I gotta say. I don't think I like her. Me an him have our back and forth" fuck yous " but when she has something to say. She says it under her breath. To where only he can hear it. Then when I ask its basically. " She said your an idiot" . She's SUPER nice to everyones face. But it's fake. Wat do? I gotta get this bitch a Christmas gift. Any ideas?

Self bump with boobs

Bump bump frump trump

How do I make America great again with Christmas gift?

a nice ham
maybe a bottle of some kind of fruit infused vodka, bitches love that kind of shit

you cant self bump

Muslims don't celebrate Christmas, get her nothing.

Be the better man and get her a nice Christmas gift. It gives you the moral high ground. If nothing else, your brother will appreciate it.

>Tfw no bitchy Muslimah gf to hate fuck

this.
don't offend her by getting her a gift. she might blow up your home...

A box of tampoms

Nothing. You get nothing.

Get her a pig carcass

Doubles confirm you must do

Ill probably go with this..

It's the smart move. Not as satisfying as getting her a bikini or hair products or something but smarter.

a muslim gf is one of the best things you can have as a man ?!

dont be a petty lil bitchy brother give that bitch something nice nonreligious with a note how thankful you are to see your brother so happy as he never was before.

that should do the trick.

how fucking autistic you´ve to be !?

Pork

>all this encouragement of racemixing

Spitroast her and send her corpse to the nearest refugee camp

A copy of Mein Kampf

You two have more in common than you realize.

Get her a nice, honey baked ham. Buy a mini-keg for the festivities.

A gift the whole famm can enjoy!

Kill her you sissy liver faggot.

Get her a puppy! Girls love puppies.

toy pig?

Correction, Achmed.

A girlfriend that grew up as a Muslim but is no longer practicing is the best girlfriend. Particularly if she has no longer has contact with her family. If she regains contact with them she becomes a major pain in the ass again.

Source: brother in law's brother's wife

gaaaaaayyyyy

Get her a picture of Trump as a xmas gift and remind her that eventually she is gonna have to leave the country

> Germany

Length of wire, wire cutters, 9V batteries, length of pipe, shiny new Koran, and slippers.

She's got such a massive rack. I wish she would have gotten with a good dude and passed on her genes.

She's a handsome woman, as in she looks manly jaw.

get her a muzzie head wrap and attach a dog collar to it

> My brothers gf is Muslim

My friend's gf is also an Arab, but she's an atheist and "redpilled

What makes a white man date an Arab? I don't give a shit if she supports white people and Trump. Their kids are still going to be sandniggers

>a rope and a stool.

WHY WHY WHY

You sound like a really annoying faggot autist.
Why don't you just show him up by getting a white gf?

Hmm good point...

As a manipulative bastard, I will write list of instructions for you:
1. Wait until they argue. It will happen this week. It always happens
2. Remind your brother that only she cannot drink, he can
3. Get him drunk in a bar
4. Before that, rent a hooker, pay her extra to pick up your brother
5. Congratulations, your brother cheated up on his muslim gf with a hooker.
6. Inform ali fatima del kebaba about that fact
7. This pathetic bullshit of a relationship is over, rejoice. Now your bro can find normal gf, not subhuman scum

Because redpilled Muslim chicks seem to still subconsciously submit to a male's authority. She'll be her own person but she'll never cheat on you, make you feel like shit and won't have half the shitty habits of normal women.

Also Arab women are just plain hot and mixed race Arab/White women have a really high chance of being hot so you needn't worry too much about your kids being awful freaks and they'll pick up your and your wife's habits. Can't say what mixed arab/white males are like but being brought up in a white male household ensures they should be fine.

Christmas ham.

Tell her it's roast beast cause she's your favorite grinch

Good plan. But we live in the south.. his fairly good lookin . And the whores are well... meth whores not cute,note pretty,not anything but a trash hole to stick your dick in when your bored... not an a option. But thanks for trying

The Bible

If your brother likes her that much she's probably a good person. Get her something nice!

I think she's got good genes. I do prefer a really feminine face, but a thicker bone structure is nothing I'd turn a roastie away for.

I'd grab her by the pussy user.

you have to invest more money and rent professional call girl for it
you'll spend something around 300$, but she will do what you ask.
Normal hooker won't cut it

or you can actually only make your brother believe he cheated on her. Get him blackout drunk and obtain some floozy chick to wake up next to him and feed him bullshit about good sex that "happened"

Yeah we should just do what the Danes did kill all the men and keep the women for ourselves, they would appreciate it anyway I don't beat or spit on my female

you sound like an honest to God cuck.

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>I gotta get this bitch a Christmas gift.
Serrano Ham

Underrated

This.

you're an idiot

see through burka
Allah Wills It.