Australian citizen assaulted by militant Emu

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Emu nation has broken the peace treaty.

The Commonwealth will not take these transgressions against our peoples lightly.

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Emu meat is actually pretty tasty if rather chewy.

This unprovoked attack during our cease-fire agreement might be a good excuse to get some fresh meat.

i went to a small zoo and these birds are retarded.

I had bread and i held it just out of reach and the dumb bird would keep trying to get it smashing into the wire fence.....

fuckers are always violating the treaty, they may look noble but within the heart of every emu lives a beast that lives for blood

Let the 2nd Great Emu War begin!

this triggers the Australian

Who /uprising/ here?

Who is that girl?

Meanwhile in NZ, the kiwis already took over the country

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>tfw my bday got picked for the second emu war draft

delet this

they are a Canadian proxy army who will keep the Roo fuckers occupied long enough to let the main Canadian army land they get half the land and half the woman . when its all said and done

FUCKING CUNTS

>The Commonwealth will not take these transgressions against our peoples lightly.

The emus laugh at your self-delusion.
The emus laugh at the idea that anything you say or do matters.
The emus know that there is no force on earth that can stand against the might of the Emu Confederation.
The emus know that you exist because they allow it.
The emus know that you will die because they demand it.

you would just lose. the emus own you, dont struggle boy.

my wifes son

GAS THE EMUS
BIRD WAR NAOW!

Christ m8, you hit them with some Zyklon E?

BAN ASSAULT EMUS

very offend, pls remove.

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Oh fug :DDDD

Magic

WTF kind of black magik is this!

Fucking jewish physics right here, bravo

*claps*