Bank Robbery in Progress

HOSTAGES TAKEN
SWAT INCOMING
youtube.com/watch?v=BA1R9PdQ-Jc

sloppy.

Taking bets on the perp, go on

what the fuck is this fire bus???

bank robbery? white
hostages? ehhhh sounds like a fuckup probably not white

what the fuck is this 1975? when has a bank robbery with hostages ever been successful? if you fail to get money and leave within 3 minutes you might as well suicide or surrender to get a lesser charge.

when Mexico sends it's robbers, they're not sending their best. They're sending robbers that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. Sad!

///police assault in progress///
Hopefully the lad gets the drill in time

this

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>failed escape
>taking hostages

Has there ever been a hostage standoff in modern times that resulted in the escape of the suspect?

Beat me to it

ten bucks on it being a nig nog

no. they just keep doing it though.

It's Jacksonville, so most likely.

They don't usually rob banks like this

ALLAHU AKBAR

I think there have been 1 or 2, but they were planning to take hostages

lol @ watching this guy put on his SWAT uniform out of the back of his car

My money is in them drilling themselves out of the bank.

It's a nigger gone rogue

Yeah

You either get the money within a couple of minutes and then fuck off, or it's over (give up or die)

NIGGER TOOK MY FIAT MONEY YO!!!

GIVE BACK NIGGER

GIVE
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BACK
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>you'll never shoot your way through downtown streets after a flawless bank robbery

If it's a flawless robbery why would you need to shoot?

lmao those reporters are asking the most retarted questions loooL

it's only niggers who would be stupid enough to rob some shitty cornerstore bank and expect anything lucrative to come of it

It started at 9 in the morning or earlier
That alone slashes the odds it's a nog

Some fucker forgot his ecms.

Bets on when the Bulldozers are gonna get deployed?

That, or-

he's barricaded in

IT'S A FUCKING BULLDOZER
OH SHIT IT'S A FUCKING BULLDOZER

>he's never seen the movie

Val Kilmer had an itchy trigger finger. If he would've just got in the car they could've drove off.

Is there a live stream of this someplace?

Nah, Islam wouldn't bother taking hostages at a bank. With them it's about kill counts and glory for allah, not money and getting away.

nigger you are retarded

Rollan for dindu

Stupid Payday 2 jokes weren't funny the first time and surely aren't now you hackneyed cunts. If a joke is easy enough for you retards to think of: it won't be clever or funny.

poop

do you not remember that hostage situation where the perps were kebabs?

You're
FIFY

It's Jacksonville, so its a given its a nig nog

give me a google

Come on sjw

Why did I know this was in Jacksonville???

Did I read a post or something warning of a happening in Jacksonville?

This is weird. Fox News sent a notification to my phone that said "11 hostages in FL bank" and I said "Is it in Jacksonville?" but I don't know why I thought that. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Am I crazy??

Attica Attica Attica

who taught you how to use a colon and why were they so bad at it?

I was literally about to get in the car and drive to Jax for something. Crazy.

Fucking great. Im on 195 heading to my jacksonville facility on edgewood drive.

Will send pics if i see anything.

Lulz, I'd love to see you die in the shootout thats going to happen, faggot

a fucking fat spic

What the fuck is wrong with your thumb

lets see if the 3 hostages that he releases are all googles

Hey guys what´s that no-WUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU

Fat spic with terrorist watch? Sup Forums truly is a multicultural paradise free of hate

God speed Spicbro, watch out for da niggers.

joeysworldtour?

"oh there seems to be some activity. We will NOT show you anything..blabla safety of crew."

FOX 10 Phoenix, why even bother

wtf people still rob banks?

Yeah only a complete retard would have to think bank robbery is a viable option.
>Jacksonville, FL
now it all makes sense. Can't wait to finish school and gtfo of Florida.

What the fuck is snekking?

Yesterday i saw a few threads about crisis actors being hired, and i feel like it was in florida. Any anons save shit from the threads?
Could be linked.

The hostages have been released, all according to the script.

come on an hero

It's over

must resist juicy bait

Muh guns muh freedom

YES THAT WAS IT!!! That's the thread I'm talking about. WTF!!!

really makes you think

>us

Wew wew wew

The same person who taught you capitalization. Funny how you are so butthurt over telling hackneyed jokes that you play semantics.

>The gunman surrendered
Good guy did the right thing.

what in the actual fuck?

Robo Rammer saves the day!

Fugggg

Government doing training ops

Or with the tinfoil: false flag

welp

HANDS ON THE FUCKING WHEEL IDIOT

Damn, the user was right

What the fuck was that fat guy lmao

>Edgewood Ave.
guaranteed to be black

t. Jacksonvillian

This guy is fat as fuck!

>Take eleven hostages
>Release all your negotiation leverage
>Freak out and surrender when the cops ram the door in

Nigga you see the fighter jets?

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I'm white, and no.

I'm downtown at the moment

Kek. Noticed that too. Laughed pretty hard when that fat nigger fell down and rolled.

Judge Dredd is real.

I made an image for this

Where you at school?

The fat guy falling is too funny. Feels fishy.

Terrorist attack on campus OHIO.

jacksonville a smokescreen?

If false flag: White w/ high kill count to distract from the muslim in Ohio.

If real: PoC

Side Shot of the fatty.

>two guys helping him back up.
>One of the officers falls down trying to pick this fat fuck.

We need to track down the white shirt, fat, black guy. He seems like an actor.

>that whole twitter right image with the mouse selection

top kek

If you're at the point where you're barricaded with hostages, it's better to just kill the hostages and then yourself.

SWAT is going to win anyway, the only way to really "win" against them is to keep them from having a happy ending.