After meming Donald Trump into office we need to light the spark of the great uncucking in the German countries. Hofer taking the office will ensure protecting Austria and the Eastern EU from the Muslim hordes.
>Election date 4th December 2016
>Candidates - Norber Hofer from FPÖ which are essential Republicans + Health insurance. He is a kind of Pence with environmental agenda. - Alexander Van der Bellen as "independent" but is essential the Greens' candidate. Low Energy Sanders with the dogma "if the political situation is stressful a politician must lie".
Please note that the "ÖXIT" is a meme pushed by the left to spread fear in the population to get more votes for VdB. Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort if it does not start to protect its border etc (similar to "we should never take anything from the table" dogma of Trump).
tl;dr for Austria's election events: - early 2016 Austria schedules presidential election - establishment assumes the left-wing candidate (VDB) will win - surprise: right-wing candidate Norbert Hofer looks poised to win - Austrian political establishment panics - April, Hofer wins election prior to (((postal ballot))) count - antifa helps to count postal ballots - Surprise, surprise: VDB miraculously "wins" once muh postal ballots are counted >muh postal ballots - June, Brexit wins, despite 95% certain predictions of Remain win - Austrian constitutional court (somehow) declares election null and void due to postal ballot shenanigans - Presidential election re-run is rescheduled for October - Hungary re-schedules it's own "Fuck You, EU!" referendum for same day in October - Austrian political establishment panics - Ballots sent out for re-run of Austrian presidential election have (((faulty glue))) and can't be (((sealed))). Are you fucking kidding me? Re-run (((cancelled))). - Cancelled re-run is now rescheduled for early December - Meanwhile, Trump wins general election, despite 98% certain prediction of Shillary win - Austrian re-re-run of Presidential election (TBD)
Evan Cooper
Bump
Make it happen based schluchtenscheissers
Matthew Clark
We are trying!
Wyatt Morris
nooooo don't die
Wyatt Jenkins
final debate today.
hofer should stress again how he is NOT for öxit/auxit.
Ian Brown
>Please note that the "ÖXIT" is a meme pushed by the left to spread fear in the population to get more votes for VdB. Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort if it does not start to protect its border etc (similar to "we should never take anything from the table" dogma of Trump).
Evan Gray
and that is exactly why he should mention that again today.
Lincoln Green
Ok, sorry it really sounded sarcastic. Shitposting on Sup Forums is too common.
Jackson Morgan
Need to include the "Fuck Hofer" march on Saturday
Saw this video on unzensuriert. Fucking leftists are all about political correctness except when it comes to their enemies.
Jaxson Cook
Scheiss Thurnher wieder parteiisch wie immer
James Diaz
Flaged his vid
Nicholas Hill
>Fucking leftists are all about political correctness except when it comes to their enemies. Isn't this the actual (and unironic) definition of a leftist?
>Do what I say, not what I do!
Hudson Anderson
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Jeremiah Perez
>FP
kys
Cameron Wood
Speak German, not alp-nigerian, faggot.
Lincoln Hall
Sehr schlechter Zug.
Jacob Brown
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Luis Gonzalez
Ich hab im letzten Jahr viel zu viel Zeit am Standard damit verbracht Normies aufzuklären.
Nach der Wahl werd ich diese auf Nimmerwidersehen verlassen — derStandard hat viel zu viel Einfluss in Österreich, und den kann er nur halten, weils im Forum noch neutrale und nicht-linke Personen gibt.
Wenn wir alle diese Zensuranstalt verlassen, dann wird aus denen ein eindeutiger linksextremer Safe Space und niemand wird sie noch ernst nehmen.
Ich werde seriös beim Kurier und in der Presse posten, mit der Hoffnung, dass dann jene, die schon lange unzufrieden mit dem Standard sind, woanders gute Diskussionen finden.
Ich denke 90% der Poster im Standard sind komplett unzufrieden mit deren ständiger Schlagseite. Diese könnten schnell wechseln.
Jose White
We need more Hofer Memes! Now!
Jordan Thomas
I told my serbian cousins in Vienna to vote for Hofer. MAKE AUSTRIA GREAT AGAIN
Asher Powell
Wow, that is the silliest debate I have ever seen.
"My father was no Nazi, he just fled Estonia to Hitler Germany in 1940!"
"My father was no Nazi either! Also, you organize the Fuck Hofer march."
"But but but, there is also a Fuck VdB Facebook group!"
etc.
Caleb Thompson
Welcome to austrian debates
William Evans
Ich hab dem Standard for Monaten verlassen, als die die Einschuechterungsemails gesendet haben.
Fuck standard.de, biggest Luegenpresse da draussen.
Owen Cruz
lopatka lol. rly?
Ayden Kelly
twitter ist relativ verloren im moment, macht was
Robert Miller
Lopatka is awesome.
James Flores
Welche Einschüchterungsmails?
Landon Ross
Is it a czech name?
Jace Mitchell
diminutive of the word shovel
Cameron Diaz
Thanks
Asher Anderson
If you are too annoying, they will send you a mail with some post of you which was against their rules and add this part.
Brayden Nguyen
Ich bin bereits im totalen Krieg Modus! Es bringt kaum Ergebnisse!
@Kornblume96
Noah Scott
You are seriously trying to gather meme strength for an election that is 3 days away?
Lel, yuropoors can't do anything right.
Ethan White
Keine bekommen?
Emails alla "Sie muessen die Standard Bedingungen einhalten und Negative Aussagen zu Fluechtlingen koennen straftechtliche Konsequenzen haben."
Meine "schaersten" Postings waren maximal, dass man Leute nach Afrika, Irak etc zurueckschieben soll, da halbwegs sichere Laender und dass Muslime in der oeffentlicheb Gebaeuden wie auch Christen keine religioesen Symbole tragen sollen.
Jackson Gray
Nobody cares about Twitter here, most of these lefty faggots aren't even from Austria, they are from Germany.
Michael Anderson
God i hate this fucking gay standard. The people there are so dumb.
Matthew Anderson
You've never been to Vienna? There are SJWs everywhere.
Henry Barnes
Lived in Vienna for 6 1/2 years, still living near it. The only SJWs I encountered were at Uni desu
Jordan Miller
Hofer will win for sure
Samuel Adams
go to the inner city districts, millions of unwashed greens
Juan Martin
Who else TUW fag here? Every single fb group is full of Sup Forums lingo, where you fags at?
Leo Martin
Hab nur einmal eine email wegen eines Postings bekommen. Da wurde mir mitgeteilt, dass ich beim nächsten verstoß gesperrt werden könne. Aber mit rechtlichen konsequenzen haben sie mir nicht gedroht.
Brayden Barnes
I approve of this meme. Well done, user!
Justin Gray
we'll, my flat was in the 2nd district, guess that's enough inner city for you?
You could also chose to politiely ignore the unwashed punks begging you for money, they are fine with that
Brandon Diaz
04.12. Day of /MAGA/ 05.12. Day of Krampus, Purging the Dirt 06.12. Day of Nikolaus, Gifts for Patricians
Wyatt Scott
Talk wo Würstlstandbesitzern. If they are no foreigners they mostly vote blau. Workerd too
Luis Jackson
At least Turnherr isn't that biased today.
She was horrible last time and i don't understand why they allow her to moderate todays debate.
Carson Lopez
Saved. Very nice
Brayden Bennett
Some of us have been meme-ing Austrian style for over a month.
Either make a fucking meme for the cause or BTFO, user.
Ryan Ward
houuuly fuck, vdb bringing up some mistyped fpö-proposal was cringy