Hofer General - Based Lopatka Edition

After meming Donald Trump into office we need to light the spark of the great uncucking in the German countries. Hofer taking the office will ensure protecting Austria and the Eastern EU from the Muslim hordes.

>Election date
4th December 2016

>Candidates
- Norber Hofer from FPÖ which are essential Republicans + Health insurance. He is a kind of Pence with environmental agenda.
- Alexander Van der Bellen as "independent" but is essential the Greens' candidate. Low Energy Sanders with the dogma "if the political situation is stressful a politician must lie".

Please note that the "ÖXIT" is a meme pushed by the left to spread fear in the population to get more votes for VdB. Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort if it does not start to protect its border etc (similar to "we should never take anything from the table" dogma of Trump).

>Interested in the FPÖ?
Read their program: fpoe.at/fileadmin/user_upload/www.fpoe.at/dokumente/2015/2011_graz_parteiprogramm_englisch_web.pdf (Hofer was the main Author of it).

>Stefan finally made a video
youtube.com/watch?v=TVoSAPxaVr8
>Latest debate
youtube.com/watch?v=ilMqv2YNfcE
>Second latest debate
youtube.com/watch?v=rKsYOEUijjQ
>Rally in Mils bei Imst, Tyrol
youtube.com/watch?v=HhuTO1UrArI
>Latest presidential polls
neuwal.com/wahlumfragen/index.php?cid=75#focus (scroll down)
>FPÖ channel on Youtube
youtube.com/user/FPOETVonline/featured

Other urls found in this thread:

breitbart.com/london/2016/11/30/left-wing-extremists-plan-anti-hofer-march-day-austrian-election/
tvthek.orf.at/live/Wahl-16-Das-Duell/13892809
krone.at/oesterreich/junge-afghanen-kassierten-150000-euro-bei-alter-gelogen-story-541935
youtube.com/watch?v=djhokUohWG8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

tl;dr for Austria's election events:
- early 2016 Austria schedules presidential election
- establishment assumes the left-wing candidate (VDB) will win
- surprise: right-wing candidate Norbert Hofer looks poised to win
- Austrian political establishment panics
- April, Hofer wins election prior to (((postal ballot))) count
- antifa helps to count postal ballots
- Surprise, surprise: VDB miraculously "wins" once muh postal ballots are counted
>muh postal ballots
- June, Brexit wins, despite 95% certain predictions of Remain win
- Austrian constitutional court (somehow) declares election null and void due to postal ballot shenanigans
- Presidential election re-run is rescheduled for October
- Hungary re-schedules it's own "Fuck You, EU!" referendum for same day in October
- Austrian political establishment panics
- Ballots sent out for re-run of Austrian presidential election have (((faulty glue))) and can't be (((sealed))). Are you fucking kidding me? Re-run (((cancelled))).
- Cancelled re-run is now rescheduled for early December
- Meanwhile, Trump wins general election, despite 98% certain prediction of Shillary win
- Austrian re-re-run of Presidential election (TBD)

Bump

Make it happen based schluchtenscheissers

We are trying!

nooooo don't die

final debate today.

hofer should stress again how he is NOT for öxit/auxit.

>Please note that the "ÖXIT" is a meme pushed by the left to spread fear in the population to get more votes for VdB. Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort if it does not start to protect its border etc (similar to "we should never take anything from the table" dogma of Trump).

and that is exactly why he should mention that again today.

Ok, sorry it really sounded sarcastic. Shitposting on Sup Forums is too common.

Need to include the "Fuck Hofer" march on Saturday

breitbart.com/london/2016/11/30/left-wing-extremists-plan-anti-hofer-march-day-austrian-election/

for English speakers Breitbart has probably the best coverage of the election.

Hofer will win. He almost did despite rigged voting, and now that Trump won the more skeptical voters will be assured.

Praise Kek

yeah he always stressed that he is only for a öxit when the turkey joins or the eu become more of an centeral state (like the usa)

Hofer will win even without meme magic

>Moderation: Ingrid Thurnher
Eh? I thought she left the ORF. Couldn't they find a moderator who at least TRIES to be objective?

>those digits

she only gave up the moderation of "Im Zentrum" as far as i remember

aaaaaand she will be becoming the editor in chief in 2017

Hahaha can't wait to watch this guy lose by 2000 votes again. Sup Forums tears will be great

Letzte Debatte um 20.15 Uhr in ORF 2 und ORF III

TWITTERKRIEG JETZT, HASHTAGS #bpw16, #VdB, #VollDerBluff, #Hofer

>seriös-klingendes Twitter Profil anlegen (am besten fake Name, kein volxzorn1488 u dgl.)
>nach Sup Forums gehen, Miehms holen
>auf Twitter posten

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what do?

the memes posted here are shit, no sense in trying, this idea is good, but the fake is way to obvious
where is better stuff?

Doesn't Vienna always vote left?

I didn't even know of this, the news are pretty quiet.

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Fuck you, I made this picture

Cities are essentially liberal bastions so I assume yes they always vote left.

Awooooooooo ~~~~

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gut, aber mach die explosion weg, und schreib statt dem "wählen" auch irgendwas arabisches hin

Dumping memes right now.

best I got

no, it's good like it is!

Live-Stream-Link: tvthek.orf.at/live/Wahl-16-Das-Duell/13892809

also post this link:
krone.at/oesterreich/junge-afghanen-kassierten-150000-euro-bei-alter-gelogen-story-541935

in the hashtag mentioned above

Most serious meme.

Hoffntlich schaut der GIS Haberer nicht vorbei während ich das anschaue.

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beim liveticker auf standard.at heute nur geladene gäste lach

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hast du irgendwas, das vdb als senil darstellt?

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GO HOFER!

>Calling VdB a communist on live TV
Balls of steel. Everyone already knew.

hofer droppt die kommi-spitzel-bomb loli

Thanks mane. I'll play.

I made a more cartoon-like version of this meme yesterday
>pic related

Hofer is pretty based.

>88
praise kek!

"Du bist uns ein Held!" template

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I want dox on this faggot: youtube.com/watch?v=djhokUohWG8

Saw this video on unzensuriert. Fucking leftists are all about political correctness except when it comes to their enemies.

Scheiss Thurnher wieder parteiisch wie immer

Flaged his vid

>Fucking leftists are all about political correctness except when it comes to their enemies.
Isn't this the actual (and unironic) definition of a leftist?

>Do what I say, not what I do!

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>FP

kys

Speak German, not alp-nigerian, faggot.

Sehr schlechter Zug.

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Ich hab im letzten Jahr viel zu viel Zeit am Standard damit verbracht Normies aufzuklären.

Nach der Wahl werd ich diese auf Nimmerwidersehen verlassen — derStandard hat viel zu viel Einfluss in Österreich, und den kann er nur halten, weils im Forum noch neutrale und nicht-linke Personen gibt.

Wenn wir alle diese Zensuranstalt verlassen, dann wird aus denen ein eindeutiger linksextremer Safe Space und niemand wird sie noch ernst nehmen.

Ich werde seriös beim Kurier und in der Presse posten, mit der Hoffnung, dass dann jene, die schon lange unzufrieden mit dem Standard sind, woanders gute Diskussionen finden.

Ich denke 90% der Poster im Standard sind komplett unzufrieden mit deren ständiger Schlagseite.
Diese könnten schnell wechseln.

We need more Hofer Memes! Now!

I told my serbian cousins in Vienna to vote for Hofer.
MAKE AUSTRIA GREAT AGAIN

Wow, that is the silliest debate I have ever seen.

"My father was no Nazi, he just fled Estonia to Hitler Germany in 1940!"

"My father was no Nazi either! Also, you organize the Fuck Hofer march."

"But but but, there is also a Fuck VdB Facebook group!"

etc.

Welcome to austrian debates

Ich hab dem Standard for Monaten verlassen, als die die Einschuechterungsemails gesendet haben.

Fuck standard.de, biggest Luegenpresse da draussen.

lopatka lol. rly?

twitter ist relativ verloren im moment, macht was

Lopatka is awesome.

Welche Einschüchterungsmails?

Is it a czech name?

diminutive of the word shovel

Thanks

If you are too annoying, they will send you a mail with some post of you which was against their rules and add this part.

Ich bin bereits im totalen Krieg Modus! Es bringt kaum Ergebnisse!

@Kornblume96

You are seriously trying to gather meme strength for an election that is 3 days away?

Lel, yuropoors can't do anything right.

Keine bekommen?

Emails alla "Sie muessen die Standard Bedingungen einhalten und Negative Aussagen zu Fluechtlingen koennen straftechtliche Konsequenzen haben."

Meine "schaersten" Postings waren maximal, dass man Leute nach Afrika, Irak etc zurueckschieben soll, da halbwegs sichere Laender und dass Muslime in der oeffentlicheb Gebaeuden wie auch Christen keine religioesen Symbole tragen sollen.

Nobody cares about Twitter here, most of these lefty faggots aren't even from Austria, they are from Germany.

God i hate this fucking gay standard. The people there are so dumb.

You've never been to Vienna? There are SJWs everywhere.

Lived in Vienna for 6 1/2 years, still living near it.
The only SJWs I encountered were at Uni desu

Hofer will win for sure

go to the inner city districts, millions of unwashed greens

Who else TUW fag here? Every single fb group is full of Sup Forums lingo, where you fags at?

Hab nur einmal eine email wegen eines Postings bekommen. Da wurde mir mitgeteilt, dass ich beim nächsten verstoß gesperrt werden könne. Aber mit rechtlichen konsequenzen haben sie mir nicht gedroht.

I approve of this meme. Well done, user!

we'll, my flat was in the 2nd district, guess that's enough inner city for you?

You could also chose to politiely ignore the unwashed punks begging you for money, they are fine with that

04.12. Day of /MAGA/
05.12. Day of Krampus, Purging the Dirt
06.12. Day of Nikolaus, Gifts for Patricians

Talk wo Würstlstandbesitzern. If they are no foreigners they mostly vote blau. Workerd too

At least Turnherr isn't that biased today.

She was horrible last time and i don't understand why they allow her to moderate todays debate.

Saved. Very nice

Some of us have been meme-ing Austrian style for over a month.

Either make a fucking meme for the cause or BTFO, user.

houuuly fuck, vdb bringing up some mistyped fpö-proposal was cringy

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es war fantastisch xD

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BRUH High Energy from Hofer

Hofer attacking with full force