Be British

>Be British
>Die

And they say life is easy for us here

Kek not only do they have most disgusting teeth but also most stupidest people

Since the knife ban our brit bros have been forced to learn how to eat in a similar fashion to a snake. He clearly never adapted.

CONFIRMED, by a leaf none the less!

Quads confirm, bongs BTFO

Chekd and kekd

DELETE THIS

I don't understand I went outside today and I didn't get shot by a gang of niggers

need help america

Put me in the screen cap

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such a privileged white person thing to say, how dare yee

Ban assault burgers

Can confirm, died today

implying we werent the EU's private military

>bongs
>cant even eat a cheeseburger in one bite

>most stupidest

Die all the time, mate. Did it twice before brekkie today myself. Dab of tcp, right as rain.

>have most

Your a big guy

literally all i got from this was "tea and crumpets! big ben!"

List of Nations that eat burgers and survive:
USA, Sweden, Canada

List of Nations that are muslim and can't win wars: Britian

Bongs confirmed for not being able to handle freedom

Poor bong overdosed on freedom
F

for you

>Whilst driving my lorry, I needed to go to the loo. I stopped at the nearest chemist and asked to use their water closet, but the lift was in disrepair, so I simply sharted myself and proceeded on my way.

...

>"Pip pip cheerio! I reckon I done soiled my pantaloons!" said the cheerful gent. His mood was uplifted with a bag of crisps.

Looks a little like talcum x

Berry gud, bob's your uncle

>U.K.
>military

pls

You fucking what mate