>Be British
>Die
Be British
And they say life is easy for us here
Kek not only do they have most disgusting teeth but also most stupidest people
Since the knife ban our brit bros have been forced to learn how to eat in a similar fashion to a snake. He clearly never adapted.
CONFIRMED, by a leaf none the less!
Quads confirm, bongs BTFO
Chekd and kekd
DELETE THIS
I don't understand I went outside today and I didn't get shot by a gang of niggers
need help america
Put me in the screen cap
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such a privileged white person thing to say, how dare yee
Ban assault burgers
Can confirm, died today
implying we werent the EU's private military
>bongs
>cant even eat a cheeseburger in one bite
>most stupidest
Die all the time, mate. Did it twice before brekkie today myself. Dab of tcp, right as rain.
>have most
Your a big guy
literally all i got from this was "tea and crumpets! big ben!"
List of Nations that eat burgers and survive:
USA, Sweden, Canada
List of Nations that are muslim and can't win wars: Britian
Bongs confirmed for not being able to handle freedom
Poor bong overdosed on freedom
F
for you
>Whilst driving my lorry, I needed to go to the loo. I stopped at the nearest chemist and asked to use their water closet, but the lift was in disrepair, so I simply sharted myself and proceeded on my way.
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>"Pip pip cheerio! I reckon I done soiled my pantaloons!" said the cheerful gent. His mood was uplifted with a bag of crisps.
Looks a little like talcum x
Berry gud, bob's your uncle
>U.K.
>military
pls
You fucking what mate