What the fuck is wrong with white "men"
What the fuck is wrong with white "men"
Xavier Peterson
Parker Adams
We are the alphas of the world, potato nigger.
Caleb Miller
Looks like a peaceful, Australian immigrant.
Luis Richardson
well i guess that alligator wont be trying to kill a man again.
still, what the fuck
Samuel Gray
>that quote
Holy fucking shit
Christopher Long
>when you wrestle with a 300 kilo prehistoric killing machine
>win
>decide to stick your dick in it
Shame it's a fake story. The dude in the picture was a guy caught elsewhere who fucked a peacock.
Kayden White
Ass fucking an alligator? Alpha as fuck.
Henry Stewart
>live in the everglades
>get raped
Cameron Rivera
White me are not the problem, it's white women.
Why deal with Alligator tears when you can just cut out the middle (wo)man
Cameron Collins
>alligator wont be trying to kill a man again.
No, the oppressive white male just radicalized an aligator.
Aaron Thompson
If that was canada he would be doing literally nothing wrong
Joseph Hernandez
Cocodrilo que se duerme, es cartera.
Evan Kelly
>Florida
Can someone shed some light as to why many... interesting cases occur in this particular state? Is it the humidity? Something in the water?
Jack Ortiz
Just being a plague.
Hunter Lopez
somethings in the water
Nicholas Nguyen
That's a guy nobody fucks with, assuming this isn't satire.
Lord help his future cell mate
Alexander Baker
Our tap water is pretty bad.
Christian Thomas
Florida is Australia-lite.
An uninhabitable hellhole with dangerous fauna that the eternal anglo sent all of his criminals to.
David Lewis
DEBUNKED!
orlandosentinel.com
The man in that mugshot was actually arrested in Illinois for having sex with a peacock.
All is right with the world.
Jackson Clark
>raping an alligator for trying to kill him
The judge should let him off with time served then award him the key to the city.
Thomas Martinez
Well, nobody (except Seminoles) lives in the Everglades. I live 1/4 mile from the border with the Everglades, though.
Lucas Phillips
Florida is the only state in America that feels like a totally different country.
John Morales
>having sex with a 12 foot aligator
>balls of STEEL baby!
At least he wasn't raping some 80 y/o woman in her house.
Lincoln Russell
The sodomist or the crocodile?
Jonathan Hill
Yes, because AIDs didn't come from African fucking monkeys.
Colton Barnes
Alligator knew the risks.
Sebastian Peterson
Haha true. First day on the block. Yells to everyone. I fucked an alligator. Now imagine what i can do to you.
Easiest 3 years ever
Eli Richardson
>"men"
How the fuck is raping an ancient dinosaur not manly?
Matthew Williams
>Darwin
The weak should fear the fit.
Tyler Bailey
Aaahahaha
Angel Walker
The only thing I feel is heavenly justice. Really hard to have empathy with a scaly killing machine.
Robert Hernandez
Take the cock to the crock
Aaron Barnes
This is a fake story you fags. This is t.floridian btw. But someone did die 2 days ago from a turtle.
Adrian Allen
Florida has different privacy laws in regards to arrests and unbridled access to police records. The media can literally comb through every single arrest at their leisure unlike any other state in the entire US
Parker King
Story?
James Bennett
>Darwin
RULES OF NATURE!!!
Austin Cook
Only logical explanation. Had no idea about this.
Xavier Harris
>that quote
Magical
Anthony Price
that wasn't sex, that was a lesson
Aaron Gonzalez
Fake and gay
Isaac Moore
And what does an Irish man call himself these days? A hobbit?
Jaxon Foster
you're all acting like you've never strung up an alligator and shagged it before, it's the hypocrisy that i hate the most
Robert Gray
that quote
they should make a statue of him
Liam Smith
Well, you cant say we don't go for it
Landon Reed
Better have been a ninja turtle
Justin Torres
its not the alligators fault, its because its parrents suffered trauma and also the neighboorhood it grew up in was fucked
if we just give it free money and housing for life while disregarding all of its future actions it will be fine
#NotAllAlligators
Jordan Cox
>"next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done"
I don't advocate for fake and gay bestial rape as a form of fake and gay revenge, but let's not pretend the fake and gay alligator was entirely innocent in this fake and gay story
Landon Edwards
It was the human dominated society, that alligator had been marginalized it's entire life.
#ClawsUpDontRape
Christian Turner
Sunshine laws. Essentially all court cases are 100% public can be accessed 24/7. Therefore its much easier to find interesting stuff. Much like Russia and dashcams. Im sure there are many worse places (Lebanon/Egypt I am looking at you) but Russia has much more exposure due to the sheer amount of dashcams
Logan Brown
Gotta love Florida
John Russell
>Hey what you in for?
>Gator tried ta eat me so I turned 'er into my sex slave
Logan Carter
Holy fuck it's real
Matthew Thompson
>Florida
>white
Hudson Baker
jesus fucking christ what an alpha
William Morgan
Fuck you for stealing my line, KEK !
Adrian Butler
Transplants think they can come here and do whatever they want
Gavin Long
Well it's not exactly something I'm proud of...
Julian Hughes
I bet it was a jewish girl, but after sex she transformed back to her reptile form! kek
Daniel Bell
>who fucked a peacock.
How is that any less weird ?
Jackson Price
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN
ANOTHER SOUL FOR THE ALLIANCE
Liam Bennett
Why is it always Florida?
Ryder Jenkins
>having sex with a peacock.
>All is right with the world.
Benjamin Howard
Okay, honestly, there are much worse animals to fuck
These things practically have girly eyelashes.
Hudson Sullivan
Youre from Wales I take it
Luke Hill
sex with animals is white culture
Camden Harris
They're basically asking for it, the whores
Jeremiah Turner
animal pussy literally belongs to white cock
Joseph Baker
Well maybe if the gator hadn't been dressed like that
Anthony Lee
That's a sexy bird.
Owen Phillips
Nah.
Only thing getting fucked in Sweden is white women by refugees and the Swedish people's pride.
Levi Garcia
>Just another day in Florida
>They DON'T add gator sluts to their rape dungeons after besting them
Fucking plebs
Joshua Nguyen
Sweden=/Switzerland
>wtf am I doing in this thread
Aiden Foster
Pretty based not gonna lie
Ryan Gray
imagine if your mother saw that post of you trying to justify having sex with a peacock.
Henry Garcia
...
Julian Lee
That's a make peacock you faggot
Tyler Martinez
Is this legal to post?
Brody Nguyen
your post reminds me of this
Logan Walker
It's ironic shitposting, she'd understand
If you're at the point that you're fucking an animal, does it's gender REALLY matter?!
Jordan Watson
You're right, female babirusa is where it's at
Joseph Wood
hahahahahahaha
Liam Butler
Eli Murphy
>next time you try to kill a man, youbest getthe job done
>now your my bitch forever
>proceeds to rape alligator
Florida, the australia of bantz
William Rodriguez
I can't stop laughing. Oh god. Help. Dying of laughter. Fuck this thread.