How I Ended Up In A Psych Ward On Election Night

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Does Benjamin Ryan echo?

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phoneposters are the worst

I refuse to give them clicks

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Give this clicks instead.

Use archive, idiot
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>Note: Post contains sensitive content regarding suicide.

didn't even make it past the first line before keking

>Hillary supporter
>himself
>him
I don't think so.

>The unlockable bathroom door in this unescapable wing was ajar, and I could hear the victorious Mike Pence’s sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.

Didn't even make it past the first paragraph without keking again.

>no archive
[1 refugee has been deposited in your house]

smdh they really are mentally ill. And believe their delusions are real

What a pussy he should have just killed himself.

Check'd and rekt

I have a bunker!

>Poetically, I was given my walking orders at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month. I was now a veteran of institutional care — shell shocked, but on my feet.

What an absolute fucking faggot

>m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_583d2ae0e4b0bb2962f17854
Sorry, no clicks left in the tank. I wasted all of them on cuck porn.

>He thinks I'll even give the archive views when it's huffpaint
if you died a second from now, I would feel happiness. If you're white, I will consider you a dead traitor cuck.

how gay you gotta be an election has you crying

>There, the past year of my life caught up with me: the sudden death of my dearest friend’s fiancé, followed by the sudden death of my dearest cousin’s husband; my broken heart over a guy who didn’t share my feelings for him

confirmed fag

Double-checked, Kek demands that the cuck kill himself

such drama queens

you would not see stories like this if trump lost

Kek is listening

>mentally unstable
>liberal

>The world needed my voice.
>I mattered.

god dammit wtf hahahahahahahahaha

Holy fuck, this article is
>90% bragging about how he heroically shilled for Hill
>10% made up bullshit about "psych wards"
This fucking faggot never stepped foot in ANY mental health facility I guarantee it.


t. formerly hospitalized

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>cypto-echo is still an echo

Had a rough day user?

It's funny as hell, but it seems pretty fake to me.

Even if you are a flaming faggot of unfathomable proportions, do you still not consider yourself a man? going to a psych ward over an election and crying like a bitch, and all the other theatrics?

Well, I guess these creatures will continue to pop up until there is some sort of catastrophic event that requires a tiny bit of toughness to live through

I also cried when Trump won desu

Especially when I saw fucking Pence.
How anyone can claim Trump is pro-lgbt is beyond me.

lol yawn toothpaste

>spend a few days at mental hospital
>I'M NOT AN ELITE VETERAN OF THE INSTITUTIONAL CARE OF THE UNITED STATES...IM HURT, BUT FOR THE BETTER

This really is the pussy generation.

now*

Fugg

>Dont come back here, Ryan. You dont belong here.

Even the nurse knew he was a whiny pussy.

I was just gonna post this.

>faggot man wearing women for hillary

man oh man its like pottery

It's worth a laugh. He is getting destroyed by Trump supporters in the comments too. LOL

>archive.is/MnTN4

I can't even

lads...

haha holy fuck, this is incredible

I don't even care about giving them clicks. I hope they delude themselves into thinking this is the type of article that the population wants.

These people will become to weak to survive

Funniest thing you'll read this fortnight

>calls hillary gay in his article
kekkles

fucking hell

They'll be proven right after December 19. All these grumbling electorates will make that a reality. Wait and see! The queen is back.

I heard the New York Times is steadily becoming redpilled after their statisticians were outed as liars. Is there any truth in that?

Top kek my friends.

why would you ever admit to something this embarrassing

even libs are laughing at this guy

>fag is mentally ill
Yep, story checks out

>veteran
>shell shocked

is this dude unironically claiming PTSD

This faggot is 38 years old.

If this guy makes it to 60 years old without killing himself because he missed a collector's edition 'Male Tears' mug, I wonder if he will look back at this and think "Holy shit, I am such a retard."

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K... Kek, what is your bidding?

We need a civil war, people need to learn what suffering is.

>Poetically, I was given my walking orders at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month. I was now a veteran of institutional care — shell shocked, but on my feet.

Someone please kill this faggot.

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Such a fucking pussy. If Hillary won, I would have frowned, said "Well we are fucked," posted a bit about it on Sup Forums to vent, then started planning how to deal with it.

Checking yourself into a fucking hospital over the election.... god these people are so pathetic. Beyond saving. I bet this guy is 35 and raising his wife's son, too.

>taunting me with the truth
How dare he speak the truth on TV

Do these people actually think presenting themselves as such emotionally fragile children makes Hillary look like a viable choice? If anything it just makes her look worse in retrospect in that these were the idiots supporting her.

>linking directly to huffpost

i had tears on election night too. tears of joy kmowing that america wouldn't sink into obscurity quite yet.

>I seemed to be the only garden variety anxious-depressive in the ward, and was probably the only one gainfully employed, certainly the sole Ivy League grad. As far as I could estimate, most of the two dozen or so other men and women were homeless or unstably housed and largely suffered from psychosis.

Can't be a HP """writer""" without patting yourself on the back!

TRIPLE CHECK KEK DEMANDS THIS KEK KILL HIMSELF FOR BEING SUCH A PATHETIC INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT

I had to go through the whole article again when I saw that to make sure it wasn't satire.

Most of the gay men I've encountered (~75%) seem to stop emotionally maturing at around 11-12. They seem to tend much more towards Peter Pan syndrome than heterosexual men, in my own biased subjective experience.

Hahhahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Best huff poo story evar!!!!

i was actually hoping this was Sup Forums satire submitted through "user stories"

but no its fucking real and the comments are even more insane

what the actual fuck is this? please tell me this is satire somehow

This. Is fucking AMAZING.

ty user

What was their page after Trump took the presidency?

First all
>PuffPost
Second
>They released you from he ward?

None, their writers were in the psych ward.

>Drained of tears, too tired to sleep, I stared at the fluorescent ceiling lights —which, indifferent to our suffering, remained on throughout the night — and endured the passing time by willing my thoughts to vanish into the dull glow. For a second, I imagined someone would burst in and proclaim, “It’s all right, Hillary won!” and I would bound out of bed, awoken from this nightmare.

You would need a heart of stone not to laugh at this.

>I heard the New York Times is steadily becoming redpilled after their statisticians were outed as liars. Is there any truth in that?
The leftist liberal media is only getting worse than before the election.

On Sirius Liberal Radio tonight they were simply saying that Trump didn't actually win the election at all and that someone needed to "take him out".

If I had a time machine, I7d do it, just to see his face when he realizes I'm lying.

Why do liberals think that it's a good thing to be mentally and emotionally feeble and to show that weakness to as many people as possible?
It doesn't help you become stronger, it just makes you a slut for artificial internet pity

>DONALD TRUMP IS UNHINGED
>*checks into psych ward*

>a fully grown man writes how he was laying in a fetal position and covering his ears because trump won the election

he's 38 and openly gay, but pretty close guess user

>Drained of tears, too tired to sleep, I stared at the fluorescent ceiling lights —which, indifferent to our suffering, remained on throughout the night — and endured the passing time by willing my thoughts to vanish into the dull glow. For a second, I imagined someone would burst in and proclaim, “It’s all right, Hillary won!” and I would bound out of bed, awoken from this nightmare.

why do they always write like failed writers, is it because they are?

>I refuse to give them clicks
Fuck, for comedy writing of this caliber, they deserve all the clicks they can get.

>posting old fake news

This article perfectly captures the histrionic reaction liberals have had since reality slapped them in their out of touch faces.

Here we have the stereotypical gay man, so stereotypical he could be a sitcom character, completely losing his ability to 'even'. Having never left his progressive echo chamber and becoming convinced that the same population that elected the first black president would now do the most dramatic about face of all time and elect 'literally orange Hitler' for the sole purpose of systematically hunting down and eliminating anyone who isn't white, Christian and male. We would of course keep the white women for breeding stock, we ain't queers.

The self centered arrogance of this person is so astounding I can only assume he's spent the last 18 mos with his head up another man's ass.

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>There, the past year of my life caught up with me: the sudden death of my dearest friend’s fiancé, followed by the sudden death of my dearest cousin’s husband; my broken heart over a guy who didn’t share my feelings for him; a hobbling sports injury; the steady march of deadlines in my work as a science journalist; chronic migraines; major abdominal surgery; and of course the gnawing stress of the presidential campaign, ever driven by the fear that an unhinged demagogue would rise to power.

so opressed

Typical woman-like attention seeking, he barely fucking knew those people who died.

>the left have literally lost their fucking minds
At what point does self-reflection come in and do they admit to themselves that a moderate republican that is basically a Democrat by 90's standards isn't the beginning of the 4th reich?

Good, maybe they'll give him therapy that shocks the gay away.

>Why do liberals think that it's a good thing to be mentally and emotionally feeble and to show that weakness to as many people as possible?

In their minds it's a form of bragging. They are showing how 'committed' they are.

Liberalism despises strength, toughness, anything masculine.

What is left to brag about, except your own weakness?

>Even I, for all my fortune in life, was there among them in the hospital only thanks to the grace of progressive politics, with my Affordable Care Act marketplace health plan picking up the tab. (Thanks, Obama!)

top lel

The sudden death of my roommate's second cousin's husband's friend's coworker.

>The other patients gabbed about the election with a mixture of bemusement and rambunctious excitement over the sheer lunacy of the outcome. They cracked jokes about Trump’s wall, and who among them would get deported first.

that happened

Me too. Happy tears, because no more queers.

This fucking retard commited himself because 'his' feefees were hurt

Really though, if the guy got that upset over basically nothing, he probably needs help. He obviously has mental issues other than being gay

I too, cried when Trump won the election. Such joyous tears of arguably the greatest night of my life

>When I sat down with the supervising psychiatrist to talk over my discharge request, she broke the fourth wall, giving voice to her own anxieties and shock over the Trump victory. It was the first time I’d ever commiserated peer-to-peer with a mental health professional while under her care. I wish I could have reassured her.

i laughed out loud, because i wanna believe that he isn't lying.

Idi spavaj, brate. Laku noc

People like this really bother me. There was a girl I went to high school with and she spent a few days in a psych ward because of her drug habit, then wrote a "memoir" and all her friends jerked her off for her bravery. There are a lot of people who would love that their stays in the psych ward were just a nice little retreat because the felt bad, not a regular occurrence for the rest of their lives.

This is what the liberals get when their preferred media tells them that literally hitler was coming to round up the gays blacks and muslims and put them in concentration camps.

Pure fearmongering, and entirely the legacy media's fault.