Looks like Trump is busy playing Deplorables and Deportables, amirite?
Logan Anderson
I hope Trump wasn't shitposting and does something about the 1000000 mile radius the SS sets up everywhere he goes when he's President. That's one of the reasons people get annoyed by President/Vice President visiting people these days, it disrupts business to badly that it makes people bitter.
Plus his rally attendance is shit because people can't physically get to the damn things.
Jonathan Perez
> Cruz was framed
Luke Gutierrez
MOOSE FUCKER
Julian Robinson
REAF
Ayden Reyes
EVERYONE COME UP WITH HILARIOUS WAYS FOR TRUMP TO ABUSE THIS
>April 1, 12:00 AM >"ANNOUNCING THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ANNUAL PURGE." >... >April 1, 12:45 AM >@POTUS: Losers and criminals didn't even know to be on the lookout for #AprilFoolsDay! Sad!
Hunter Barnes
I believe the proper term is "Yeti Lover"
Evan Cooper
Please tell me it's real
Julian Thompson
...
Evan Hughes
>hurr durr i'm a fucking retard
just helped translate your post for everyone else bro!
Logan Cruz
Trump considering Joe Manchin for energy sec. If Joe gets the job it frees up his senate seat which will go red guaranteed.
Christian Scott
>the media is surely telling the truth this time
Hunter Johnson
The nose and glasses are the only thing close. A cleft chin would almost certainly make it onto a witness description.
Chase Lopez
You lost. Trump won. Deal with it, bitch
James Wilson
dumbass
Adam Barnes
...
Jose Sullivan
Cincinnati-user here, any idea why this rally wasn't packed? It had decent attendence and a high-energy audience, but other rallies I'd been to had been filled to the brim
What the fuck, why did no one tell me about the secret database of encoded antisemitic Asuka memes?
You dicks, I thought I was part of le user e. moose lejun. Point me in the direction of these secret memes IMMEDIATELY!
Justin Reed
Fuck bots.
Liam Morales
>boy I sure can't wait until the Secret Service shuts down my entire town and nobody can get to work or shop at my stores so Trump can stop and say hello Fuck off you fucking leaf
Brody Martinez
Kek
Clinton's lies were always "biodegradable" just she planned to win and then say "oh I lied? Hehe too bad!"..
Michael Nguyen
It got a bit fuller than shown in the picture, not by too much though
Connor Miller
apparently starbucks ceo might run for president in 2020
Jaxson Thompson
where do I go for the thicc vampire girls guys
Michael Hughes
ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET?
Bentley Phillips
>hurr durr i'm a fucking retard
just helped translate your flag for everyone else bro!
Nolan Cook
checkmate d.rumpfkins
Blake Perry
probably something to do with the secret service not allowing people to enter
Hudson Jenkins
Who are /ptg/'f favorite composers?
Mine is probably Rachmaninov since he's basically the last composer of the Romantic era before the (((Second Viennese School))) ruined classical music.
I'm sure a lot of you probably like Wagner, Chopin, Liszt, and Mussorgsky for obvious reasons
Colton Phillips
PLEASE MR. TRUMP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Alexander Jenkins
Trump said there were still people pouring in when he started speaking
Connor Gonzalez
you didn't know she was /ourgal/?
Ian Brown
I wish.
There's no laws against it either, so no blowback.
Gavin Ramirez
>**BRZZZT** **BRZZZT** **BRZZZT** >05:45AM >EMERGENCY ALERT >"Good morning! Just a reminder I am EVERYONES president, even if you voted for that loser Hillary! Totally demolished!"
Jayden Morris
>I posted it again! nothing worse than spamming fags
Landon Long
I need more trump rallies
Isaiah Powell
That's very interesting.
Dylan Davis
>"Melania's tight pussy looking good af!"
Charles Jenkins
Already did xD
>tfw you remember Trump promised that Apple would move manufacturing back to the USA >tfw you realize Trump is a man of his word
>January 21st >Trumps calls up Tim Cook >Tim, I want you to bring back Apple manufacturing to the United States or there will be hell to pay >No, I'm with her >......... >Trump then proceeds to use this system to send hourly bulletins to all Apple products in the United States, triggering millions of liberals >The shitposting becomes so frequent and obnoxious that liberals across the USA ditch Apple so they don't have to deal with the Presidential Bantz any longer >Apple stock crashes >The Trump Organisation buys Apple and shifts production back to the United States >Stock Soars >The Trump Organisation bases the company out of Philadelphia instead of Commiefornia, securing PA as a Red State for the next 100 years
Kek, make it so!
Leo Gomez
Libshits are so fucking pathetic , even if trump found the cure for cancer they would shit on him.
Charles Stewart
Honestly people are tired of politics, and that's reasonable.
Trump can do what he wants, but the ground troops are fatigued to hell and back.
Jaxson Campbell
>they will do this the entire election
*when trump builds the wall*
>DRUMPF SECRETLY HAD RUSSIA FLOWN IN SEGMENTS OF WALL FROM THE SKIES, TRULY DRUMPF WILL DISAVOW
Nathan Myers
>The Ukraine is weak.
>It's feeble.
>I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
Owen Morgan
Low Skilled jobs are degenerate. Fuck Carrier let them leave.
This is the future of factory work
Anthony Thompson
Trump didn't allot enough time for people to come in because he didn't realize the Secret Service is now required to cordon off three block radiuses around wherever he holds events. No traffic. He even said that in his speech.
Hopefully the other ones are set up better.
Ian Harris
Trump winning is defintely going to send out a lot of different people to run for president in 2020 He's opened a pandoras box of candidates who knows who'll show up
Ayden Robinson
no
i will be tired after 8 years
Lucas Flores
That was totally false, there was nobody coming at that point, it was pretty fun, others looked confused
Benjamin Lewis
Vivaldi obv
Leo Martin
Oh god im beginning to recognize malay mikes art. Of course he made the trump merchant.
Bentley Garcia
>Wagner
oy vey
Cooper Allen
They closed down the roads for nearly an hour right at the time people would be getting there. That or the campaign is over and people are focusing on work and Christmas, knowing they can just watch it later or live stream it.
Mason Thompson
How's Donny gonna make them pay for it?
Asher Clark
They're not so secretly enjoying the ell out of this. Second place suits the leftist best.
Kayden Garcia
Someone post David Duke's '#StillNotSatisfied' meme
Lucas Jones
I hate liberals. Trump saves over 1,000 jobs and is still in the "wrong".
James Walker
Secret Service shut down all roads/bridges leading to the rally 1.5 hours before it started
Trump said next rally they'll do it differently
Luis Miller
>Austria >we
Luke Gonzalez
>leafposting this hard you deserve the rake
William Peterson
Traffic was god-awful, last 4 miles took me 45 minutes probably
Jonathan Davis
>7am >every phone gets message from trump "You are receiving this message because we have identified you as an illegal alien. Coming to get you. Too bad!" >majority of country in various states of confusion >a couple million of them, however, FREAK THE FUCK OUT
Sebastian Young
>trump accidentally texts lewd pic of melanias cum splattered tits
Nolan Reyes
...
Cameron Robinson
THE WORLD WILL ROTATE
ON A RUSSO-AMERICAN AXIS
John Kelly
>President Trump livestreaming sex with Melania on Periscope to the entire American citizenry muh dik
Daniel Rivera
Nah nigga
and Piazolla tbqh
Adam Lewis
Keith Olberman did not actually tell the truth, sources say. Instead, he just huffed nyquil and rambled into a camera while masturbating to his ex wife.
Eli Jackson
TALKING TO ME?! I'll ask them nicely. :)
Evan Lopez
>sources say
Landon Campbell
>tfw too smart to listen to classical
Kevin Campbell
He won already maybe some people got tired of winning.
Mason Hill
it's actually a fake tweet
the catch is that it looks real
Jacob Clark
I dont know, I think SS may tell him why and he may end up being OK with it if its good reason (probably is)
Unless he just picks better locations
Elijah Rivera
> Reading old Trump tweets > Look to the side > "President-Elect of the United States"
Tyler Stewart
Schoenberg
Eli Gutierrez
>May 5, 12:00 AM >"Happy Cinco De Mayo! The best emergency alert messages are sent from the White House! I love being President!"
Jacob Robinson
...
Nolan Morris
I'm liking all this talk of a Russo-American Alliance. Could use more beautiful slavs to feed my fever as well.
Dominic Howard
Fuck your air conditioner.
He was supposed to levy a penality of tax tarriffs if they left but he caved like a weenie.
A big fat weenie, this is crony capitalism
Michael Moore
>implying the trump train isn't international
Brandon Russell
HAHAHAHA
>YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Jace Green
(((berg)))
Samuel Robinson
>stopbannon >jewish for peace
Easton Hughes
kek
Ethan Jones
when did he say he wouldn't?
James Barnes
Tchaikovsky. I think Swan Lake is the greatest music ever composed.
Yes I'm a common pleb.
Kevin Bell
Ha! Got'em!
Aaron Brooks
>Trump orders ICE to arrest anyone suddenly freaking out OH SHIT, THIS IS BRILLIANT. SOMEONE GET THIS TO TRUMP.
Gavin Allen
Mark Cuban will try and steal the GOP nomination or run third party as a spoiler
Dems will either learn nothing and run Clinton again, or let Starbuck CEO run to try and beat Trump at his own game
Neither will succeed
Luke Morales
Hey, what are Hofer's chances of winning on Sunday?
