This triggers the American

This triggers the American

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It's no skin off my back if you like jizz on your fries.

If it's not Dutch it ain't much

Groot friet met Mayo dank je wel

Canada, where you cum on your food and cum in your pets.

Why do Dutch people dump mayo on their fries? My cousins live in Flanders and every time I visit them they eat so fucking much it's disgusting.

Looks fine to me faggot fuck nigger ass

>leaf thinks Americans are jealous of his cum fries

Eh whatever I eat Fries without any condiments anyway.

>putting fucking MAYO on french fries

y tho?

you play limp biscuit with a biscuit, not fries. retarded leaves

So are you sayingBelgian fries with mayo aren't good?

>implying
Mayoniase on fries is god tier

That's okay, but pic related is better.

mayonnaise is the most disgusting food item known to man. well, actually, ranch dressing is worse. biggest slob food. every fatass puts ranch on everything.

It's a European thing, you wouldn't understand, roach.

What, does the 3rd worlder think we would be upset because it wasted perfectly good fries? We're American, we waste food all the time, because we can.

Belgians are Dutch in denial

Mayo on fries is delicious, wtf is this stupid meme?

I'm not a muslim don't bully


also it sounds fucking disgusting

I am sorry my Christian brother.

It's tasty. What else are you supposed to have mayo with? Tbh I have it with everything. Fries, burgers, pasta, chicken you name it.

It's fucking delicate you stupid Bosnian dupe

wow I hate ranch now

disgusting, toothpaste

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idk about mayo but aioli is a fine chip sauce imo

>not ranch
pleb

Dude, your cheese literally comes from a bottle

>mayo on anything

Why would you dump mayo on fries when you can get poutine.

You're not even a good leaf

No it doesn't, it looks pretty decent to be honest. In comparison to your poutin it looks like shit though.

maybe it's just because I don't like mayo that much idk

I put ketchup on my fries

Whatever Amerifag here and Mayo on fries is good. Chipotle mayo on sweet potato fried is better.

The only types that don't like mayonnaise are niggers.

FPBP

Not really. Although, personally, I prefer mixing ketchup with mayonnaise.

>disgusting mayo cum on a greasy fried pee-yellow potato log
I thought Yuropoors were supposed to not be fat and have good cuisine LOL! Retards

>ruining french fries
The only sauce you should ever use it BBQ and maybe warm ketchup.

do you guys get the tiny little plastic forks because that's the on way this is ok

yea laugh it up but after WW3 all cheese comes from a aerosol can

This explains the high number of cuckholds in Canada. It starts with the fries and next thing you know your sucking a load of your wifes bulls cum out of her pussy

>This triggers the American
This triggers your cardiologist.

this

>canadian """""cuisine"""""

Cheesy fries are the best tbqh. I don't know why takeaways here don't do it REEEEE

Have that be mustard instead and it would be delicious

We put our fries in milkshakes. Top that.

>implying mayo isn't great on a plethora of foods, including fries

there's a girl I work with always talks about putting her chicken nuggets in a frosty

Had them for the first time a few nights ago. Was at dinner with a friend and he gets queso to dip his fries in.

Strange, but I'd imagine it could be pretty good with the right queso.

I've never once did this.

Stop being a fat-ass. Get /fit/.

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white boys btfo

This thread made me hungry right before I go to sleep.

I hate it when europoors try to hide their shame of eating amerijizz by trying to cover it with fries. It always ends up on top, baby.

that's some foul shit brother
some messed up repugnant ass shit

elder god tier

>His country eats pizza with a fork and knife

Way to class it up, third worlders

why the fuck is it all globbed on in a pile like that? makes me want to throw up

This replenishes the American

Why are Americans triggered by Mayo? Surely it's an American thing to do to smother everything in a fatty sauce? Every night here and in England ends with a big tray of chips and Mayo.

mayo is the ultimate fatass food. are you TRYING to be as fat as us?

Fuck you, god that looks so good

It soon spreads to the rest of the fries. It's like magic.

>tfw no inn and out where I live
At least I got the heart attack grill at least.

I thought so to, but then I realized the meat was running and dripped everywhere. wtf.

it doesn't make you fat if you have self control and eat it in moderation (I know that's hard for amerilards)

>being a queer

>Burger
>Calling anyone a third worlder
Topkek

It's only American if you take the mayo, add spices/buttermilk, and call it ranch dressing.

Mfw the UK is the fattest country in Europe

We are literally island burgers

>he like his fries with CUM on top
KEK
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Pretty laughable how people who eat garbage food each day are triggered that much by simple mayo.

DAY OF THE RAKE

WE

'Fry Sauce' is a regional delicacy in my part of the States which is two parts mayonnaise to one part ketchup. It's not that farfetched.

Pasta, cheese, bacon and a nice dollop of mayo is God tier

>be dutch
>enjoying my traditional breakfast
>a piece of toast with chocolate sprinkles
>and a glass of maple syrup

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

>Island Burgers

We should hereby refer to Brits as Big Kahuna Burgers, a label they will share with Samoans.

art thou feeling it now mr krabs?

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>implying infrequent unhealthy treats don't increase test

I am with you dutchbro. Mayo on.

I had that shit in amsterdam, so fucking good. Based chippy king.

are you feeling it?

When mixed together that is the best sauce for fries, used to do that in High School. Feel sorry for those who had to deal with Michelles bullshit

Tartar sauce is the true patricians choice

When I go out with friends, we put mayo, catchup and mustard in our fries. Not everyone likes it, but most people do.

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Dutch drink maple syrup?

Yea you leatherskinned bogan. The American Burger is a culinary masterpiece that is aesthetic as it is tasty. It's radially symmetrical and can be carefully modified to offer a variety of flavor profiles and combinations. Put down your mayo covered kangaroo testicles and try one.

That sounds like a breakfast I would have made when i was 6 years old.
Might as well eat a honeybun or poptarts

don't forget your sides

Next time try Kapsalon. God tier.

Tbh Dutch food is as meme tier as British food, but the Dutch don't get anywhere near as much shit for it

Why do you goddamn krauts have to pickle everything? You could've just cooked the fucking fish.

Burgers, BLT, chicken sandwich, thats basically it. Its a sandwich condiment, not a dipping sauce.

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I know right? All it's missing is some of that dutch mayo.