/AusPol/ - Heatwave Edition

Just clocked off for the week, let's do it boiz

>Queensland Temperatures Rise To 46°C on the First Day of Summer
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/heatwave-for-central-southern-queensland/8085952

>Disabled Transgender Jewish Aboriginal Woman becomes member of Royal Sydney Golf Club
betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/disabled-transgender-jewish-aboriginal-woman-becomes-member-of-royal-sydney-golf-club/

>Crossaint Cut-Throating Criminal Caught
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-01/nt-police-holding-melbourne-man-pande-veleski-over-stabbing/8085432

>Barrier Reef Will Soon Be on UNESCO Danger List
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/barrier-reef-at-risk-of-winding-up-on-unesco-danger-list/8085820

>Likely Queensland Seats For Pauline Hanson's One Nation
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/which-queensland-state-seats-could-one-nation-win/8053548

>Bill Shorten: 'I don't think I'll be facing Malcolm Turnbull at the next election'
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-01/shorten-i-don't-think-i'll-be-facing-turnbull-at-next-election/8085322

>PharmaBro Shkreli Roasts Sydney High Schoolers
abc.net.au/news/2016-12-01/martin-shkreli-hits-back-at-school-students/8084874?WT.ac=statenews_nsw

>Vice Cucks Ask If Australians Are Welcoming [remember to dislike]
youtube.com/watch?v=yUGxLjhAKcQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=2XY2A1B6DQQ
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>Disabled Transgender Jewish Aboriginal Woman becomes member of Royal Sydney Golf Club

Don't you trust the Betoota Advocate?

Never trust anyone wearing an Akubra

u wot m8

>America will never have a sports team this white again

I applied for a government job today and put down that I was transgender

It's in the bag boyos

Noice, should've said you were abo too

I fucking would. I need to go on a road trip and find some wise aboriginal elder to sign me off as being an abo

nice thread you got going here...

be a shame if someone SHITTED it up

You're welcome here canacuck, just none of those filthy yanks

South Africa > Australia any day of the week

awww thanks my anglo brother
all we need is a little scratch behind the ear...

il leave you to enjoy your thread, have a bump and gday m8

fuck off kaffir

I just hope you're not a farmer...

Nah. You got a lot Saffas your side of town? Friends with any?

There were two saffas in High School. Duncan and Keegan

Top notch lads

hey cunts

How's Sydney? Got family living there and probably going for a holiday next year. That's not the liberal shit-hole everyone always talks about?

where's bushman kalahari?

I'm from Bris, Sydney is aesthetically pleasing but certain suburbs are full of Chinese

It's nowhere near as bad as Melbourne though

Aussies are fucking shit posters and have gotten way out of line.

Cool. Laters man.

youtube.com/watch?v=2XY2A1B6DQQ

We white people are still here in Melb holding a few suburbs

hey mate

we should relocate all the niggers from dandenong to brunswick and let this problem solve itself

Is this a SaxGOAT thread?

I live in brunswick pls no. I am already genociding them by driving their rent out of reach

fuck up cunt

It's a holly thread

Try actually living amongst them.

I fucking hate it here

I saw a cunt wearing a maga hat at the waverton station the other week. Anybody here? Any north Sydney polacks wanna sink some beers?

fuck me guys 36c in toowoomba. my house is designed to keep the warmth in cause its usually cold. kill me

cool easy 20 degrees here in melb

what's going on aboanons?

aussie shitposters are what you get when you fry an english bantsmaster

Fak u wite cunt

Do we agree Bishop is most likely to replace Turnbull?

putting a bet on cunt?

toughen up princess

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Sydney is the undoubted best city in Australia

>Perth
cashed up bogans
>Adelaide
do people live there?
>Canberra
good joke
>Brisbane
substandard version of Sydney
>Melbourne
Tumblr: the city

>Melbourne man Pande Veleski stabbed French tourist to death.
>Very likely a muslim man or ethnic.
>Has been put in mental facility instead of being tried as a sane person

What exactly is happening in Australia? Why are we letting them play the mental card?

If it was a white guy would the same thing happen? That white guy who killed his Asian gf and tried to sudoku himself but failed and ended up a quadriplegic is somehow more sane than this?

>hurr hurr white privilege
>every achmed and nigger who chimps out is declared insane

Sydney is Melbourne 2.0

Cities are unAustralian.

Reminder WA beaches are full of poo

This country is ruined.

I am addicted to food.

I just want to kill myself.

What is the point of living?

Why does eating ham make me so horny?

I can't think of any other cause.

Has there been any research into this?

Pauline Hanson is a disgrace and embarrassment and doesn't belong int he senate.

Fuck her she is a dirty slut.

faggot above me id is b8

do not trust or respond to him he deserves no attention

I was trying to revive this thread m8.

I had to escalate the content in order to attract more posts.

My motives are pure. I just want to keep our community alive.

kys

Who /jewbet/ here?

This win will put a dent in my losses but make me mad that I never bet the extra 800 I thought I had when I placed this one.

fuck up cunt

I don't bother betting on anything at less that 2.00

Just not worth it.

I barely bet at all any more.

shut up mate, you're no longer welcome in Australia
>IP change and try again

Do you have any bets on for secretary of state m8?

A few dollars on Bob Corker might be smart.

>IP change
I am an a fixed one and to be honest it makes me nervous.

I used to be able to just reset the old router every time I got banned.

Now I have to be super careful with my posting.

Then why has half your white population moved to Western Australia?

Including that Christian family that was pimping out the underage daughter for deviant sex.

Ayyy my toowoomba brother, im back visiting my family for the weekend

>toowoomba
Apparently it is the most racist city in Australia.

Golliwogs in the pharmacy today or some shit.

That's queensland mate, head west/southwest you will find a lot worse

How are you all tonight m8s? How was your day?

I am thinking of moving to Chinchilla.

I am okay thanks m8.

I have had a bit if a bad day though.

Ate too much ham and had to sleep it off and woke up covered in meat sweat.

I am running some script on my PC that takes 10 hours and I have to be in safe mode the whole time so everything looks like shit and I can't even get any sound.

How are you?

Mit rom for sec of state is at 2.20 right now bro, mit recently reversed his statement on donald trump so it seems like a sure thing.
He's known for fast ones though.

I got in on for mit early but apparently I wrote $5 instead of $50.
I'm really just chasing losses at this point after two poorly thought out american football bets.

Do you have work lined up orr..?

To hot to be a sparky

my dad helped on power station there in the 70's or 80's, cant remember, ayway when he left the town he planted a dope plant on the lawn in front of the cop shop in the middle of the night.
it was in the local paper

>Do you have work lined up
No just spied some cheap land for sale near there where I can become a recluse.

I can't say I've ever experienced meat sweat but certainly sounds interesting! Whats the script for mate?

I'm okay. I don't have much to do now that uni is over. I have friends but I can't really be bothered seeing them because all they do is go clubbing which I'm don't really like anymore. I need new friends

Help me /AusPol/. I'm a seppo who has been here since the 90's and have residency. Now that Trump is going to be president I want to help rebuild the relationship between the US and AU.

What should I put on this?

apply.ptt.gov/yourstory/

>news mentions cheapest places to live in sa
>mfw cheap $200k houses in south straya
>It's in fucking Lizbeth and salisbury
>they obviously haven't factored in the cost of reolacing all the shit local meth addicts will steal from your home while you're at work

Haha what a legend, was it as big a culture back then as it is now? I suppose it's all ice now

That's the go bud, where are you now?

i'm pretty sure they were all smoking
and there were harder drugs bout but it was better quality
also the bikies had a bigger hand in it back then (gear) and wouldn't sell to kids, usually
so people knew how to pull their heads in better, I think, I'm just going on hear say though, I'm only 27

>Whats the script for
It is called tronscript. It does dall sorts of shit to clean up your computer.

I am running it mostly because it uninstalls all the windows 7 tracking and telemetry spying shit.

>Adelaide
>no more grid girls for the V8s clipsal 500
>no more podium girls for the tour down under
>no more round card or promo girls for mma or boxing including the greenvs mundine fight
Why do fat ugly feminists need to ruin actual jobs and paid work for more attractive women?

I live in a $220,000 house in country SA. No bogans or ethnics in sight.

No land though. I want land.

"fuck this UN shit bruh"

Sounds like everyone should run that script. I'm quite paranoid about all the tracking and data logging microsoft does

court system here is pozzed beyond recognition

niggers and musrats are the leftists' pets so they get off easy for everything (plus many of them aren't citizens so a 12 month sentence means deportation and lifetime ban from our soil)

>yfw feminism just out women on the dole

Land is good, honestly I'm tempted to buy one of those $200k crap shacks if the net is good enough.
Gotta get those stream bux.

>those stream bux
You a CAM GIRL M8?

Post feet please.

The smart people get it all online now man, and that shit is pure

I take it the land is a bit out of town? There will be plenty of bogans out there man, the further west you go though the more they transition from bogan to country folk.

Chill you dropkick. They haven't even interviewed the cunt yet. First he is going to get a medical assessment then he will get interviewed by the cops. The police will in the meantime be collecting the evidence they need and will then formally press charges and take it to court.

Shit takes a bit of time and the formalities and procedure has to be adhered to. He's not getting off scot free

>plenty of bogans out there
So long as they stay off my land I won't care.

I don't see why anyone would bother trespassing on a patch of scrub.

top bantz m8

You and your fucking land

kek wtf? did they actually kill him though?

Melbourne is lost.
>First it was suburbs, Frankstone, Box Hill, Dandenong,
>Then entire train lines, Springvale, Pahkanem
>Finally the CBD itself was lost.
The signal fires have been lit, the white man is abandoning the city. Only the cursed white ones; 'the hipsters' remain.

>'the hipsters' remain
Their iphones will be big targets to pavemnt apes.

They are in for some serious enrichment.

Shitney is a Chinese beachead. There will be little resistance to the Chinese warships because half of Shitneys population will be chink.
Give it 50 more years and the remaining Anglos will all be bastardized hybrids.

Fuck you she is the only grenade we have to destroy the establishment. Lets just use her and find out what happens.

>mon visage quand

Nope, just a humble video gamer looking for a second income stream.

>Lets just use her and find out what happens
We have already seen m8. this is her second go around and things are already going the same way as the first time.

Dysfunction and infighting is destroying One Nation again.

Pretty stiff competition in the streaming world m8.

why does it take 10 hours to run

What are we drinking tonight boys?

Carlton Dry here.

mango juice