ADVICE THREAD

>Older than 25 GIVE advice.
>25 or younger RECEIVE advice.

If you for real don't like niggers, NEVER express that opinion to anyone in person. Nothing good can come of it.

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When you start to feel that your parents or elders are being stupid and short-sighted, remember that they have experienced most of the things you are experiencing, and learned from it.

Under 25 here
Game Plan
>Work on career
>Fuck hoes on the side and save my sperm in a sperm bank
>Be on the registry for donations while also trying to impregnate hoes
>Focus on having genuine, quality relationship with family
Having a girlfriend is a full time job, I can have offspring and continue my genetic line without letting them suck out my life energy

This is a good one.

what if I'm exactly 25

I got some advice for you kids. Don't trust anyone over 25.

All we have is traps to trap you with. Break our shit and make your own.

Then give advice cause now you're a few seconds older than 25 dumbfuck
And here I am under 25 giving you over 25 advice
fucking dumbfucker dumbfuckistani

Nice. And yet you have never touched a boob I bet

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Kill yourself

>trying to impregnate hoes
>girlfriend is full-time job

This does not have to be the case. The girlfriend thing reminds me of a saying: an honest man doesn't need a good memory.

>25 or younger receives advice

I'm 20. How do I get the motivation to study harder and work out?
I'm not lazy or anything. I keep in relatively good shape and get Bs and As, but I feel like I could do so much better if only I wasn't so slow at everything.

28 here
If you're a neet, suffering from anxiety, depression, or wallowing in self pity, leave the fucking house.
Get a job, go to school, get a fucking hobby that requires you to leave the house.

I was suffering from a lot of these issues in my early 20s (I wasn't quite a neet, but my job involved working alone in a depressing basement with no human interaction) and I recently got back into school and my life has improved in nearly every metric.

Don't worry about being to old, it's a little weird, but nobody really gives a shit when it comes down to it.

>an honest man doesn't need a good memory.
I am honest, I tell girls I have other girlfriends and they still flirt with me. In fact it makes them want me more.

No, he is right. Taking on a woman is time and energy consuming.

Source: I got a side hoe

Take more speed. Although if you find yourself taking apart your car radio one night take less.

Good advice

Do speed everyday like Donald

same, its the Internets fault i get on it to pass time and distract myself and next thing i know 7 hours have passed.

I'm turning 20 in a month, and I've no desire for the material wealth of this existence.

I simply want to get through life and live day by day.

I see no point in doing anything aside from constructing a retirement fund/saving money to buy plots of land to rent out.

I've yet to attend a college, and I'm currently working installing cabinets. I don't intend to have children and create more cogs in a horrible machine.

I'm currently living with my parents and helping out where I can.

What advice would you hand onto me?

that feeling will never go away. you will perpetually feel like your life isn't good enough. the key, however, is setting short to medium-range goals, and achieving them one at a time. That will bring you a good sense of satisfaction.

As far as discipline and laziness goes, good habits are hard to form, easy to break. Bad habits are easy to form and hard to break. If there's something that you really want to do or be, you need these ingredients:

>an intrinsic desire to do it or achieve it
>you need to do it every day for 45 days
>you need to be able to explain in plain English why you want to do it.

Great job bro you figured out the one weird tip

Everyone else don't be this guy, one girl is a waste of time let alone many

The Donald? Best advert for speed ever if that's the case

Then how could having a girlfriend be a full-time job? When you first said that, it gave me the impression that you felt that keeping a girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends) made your hands full. That shouldn't be the case if you're as confident and self-assured as you sound.

Leave immediately with no plan at all.
You're in a rut and you need to shake your life up.

If not fat body join the military. But run from your parents now. Run. Get in a car and drive.

same except im a traditionalist catholic who wants to live the monk life.

Yeah. So far I've been pretty good with the goals. I don't feel like my life is unfulfilled or anything. It just feels like it passes so damn fast. I hear other people refer to two months as being "a long time" but for me it feels more like two weeks.

Thanks for the habit facts too!

I work with black people all the time. One of them is cool, calls me nigga.

Does donald actually take amphetamines?

No dude President Trump is the most redpilled man alive. His enemies have to resort to this level lol

I'm 24 and work from home as a programmer.

I procrastinate nonstop until I am at a breakpoint where I am about to miss a deadline and get fired, then end up working for 3 days straight living off of caffeine and alcohol.

For some reason the thought of working is extremely depressing and I end up watching netflix all day, every day, the only other things I do are go hang out/party with my friends and go to the gym or food shopping.

How do I get my ass into gear when it comes to work? I think working from home is killing me emotionally from loneliness, but the job pays a TON of money and I'm under contract until September.

Hitler took amphetamines

dont ignore the fear response if experience it. it exist because on some level you notice something or something is missing that should be present

dont talk yourself out of avoiding a obviously bad path or idea. "racism" doesnt matter with internal decisions and those "racist" ideas can be based off of statistical facts

they actually had a public awareness program for women a few years ago. they told them it was ok to grab your mace and walk faster to your car at night in a parking lot if you detect some one

but this also applies to men. cross the fucking street and dont walk by a group of nigs that are hanging out in front of a building

In Malaysia we quite openly talk to one another about how we all hate niggers. Its good coffeeshop talk

Your dating situation will never get better than it is now. After 25 and especially 30, you are almost entirely limited to single mothers, morbidly obese women, and morbidly obese single mothers. Don't be a pussy about asking girls out.

If you find a girl you really love, work hard at the relationship. Don't run away if it gets kids and marriage serious, don't be picky, just go through with it. Otherwise, she will forever be the one who got away, and it will hurt for the rest of your life.

I'm 27 but in a similar mindset. I've settled into a blue-collar job making a very comfortable living. I give away money all the time for stupid, awkward reasons because I think a lifelong search for money is toxic. I have a very low sex-drive and don't intend to marry either.

And yet, despite all this, I can't really argue with the goal of accruing wealth and property and assets...it provides long-term security, it can be an interesting hobby in and of itself, and it affords you the ability to be as generous as you want.

Pursue investing, pursue living in the moment. Enjoy yourself and do things with grace and integrity.

How do I get over wanting to look white.

I felt lonely, so I made dating and pickup my hobby. It got me out of the house, it got me girlfriends. But I've reached a point where it doesn't fill the void anymore.

Having a strong pair-bonding experience with a single girl, love. Chasing love is what I mean, that is the full time job I no longer desire. I don't believe in it anymore. When I say girlfriends I mean fuck buddies. Sorry for the confusion

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Whether or not people realize it, they see everything as a resource for them to expand their personal empire. That includes people and relationships.

Dont trust old people. Your colleagues spend their careers trying to fuck you over. Then all of a sudden they stop and become nice? Nope. They just transcended to such a high level its impossible for regular mortals to see the 10 dimensional chess game they are playing.

27 here seconding this. My 20s have fucking sucked a dick for the longest time. Decided to go to school and now I actually have friends and it's nice to have somewhere to be that isn't a shitty soulcrushing warehouse job like I used to have.

32 here, learn2daytrade

It'll save you from being a wagecuck for eternity and travelling in your 20s is more fun than in your 30s, so college can wait a year or two

You are not at all being challenged.

You have work on easy mode. And it's boring for you. You should get out more, play outside. Sports is good, any kind will do. Some social activities.

Working out will make you less lazy and prone to bingewatching shows.

What's so horrible about being in a rut?

>be on the registry for donations while also trying to impregnate hoes

Sperm banks require a contract which basically makes you stay celibate and only masturbate once a week into their cup.

>I've no desire for the material wealth of this existence unless I can enjoy it by sponging off someone else

Spoken like a true asshole.

Go live in the woods for a few days without any "material wealth" and you'll quickly come to appreciate it.

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So did I, and I am a high level DARPA analyst.

Who cares faggot, get the fuck over it.

Don't fall for the "deterministic universe = no free will" meme, it's a false conclusion to a nonsense premise (would free will exist in any other type of universe?) and it only serves to stifle people's productivity and creativity.

You are in charge of your destiny.

How do I talk to girls? I always feel either too nervous, or disinterested.

Looking back at the waste mostly

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>If you for real don't like niggers, NEVER express that opinion to anyone in person.
Yes. Good goy. Never express anything that isn't PC, even if it's something as common and disliking niggers. hehe. Good goy. Just stay quiet. Don't even tell it to like minded people you know for a fact have no problems with ''racism'' and don't like niggers.
Stay quiet, goyim!

How do I talk to girls? I always feel either too nervous, or disinterested. 20 and getting worried I'll be forever alone.

I'm 23 and i'm going to offer advice

don't take advice from Sup Forums

Some people work better under pressure. But it sounds like you aren't particularly interested in the work you do.

I say complete the contract, collect the money, then take a month or two off to go traveling. Pick up a contract as you go and use it to fund your next adventure.

Why don't you go some place and do your work there? Bounce around from place to place. It gives you an opportunity to see different people and have interactions, versus staying at home and having distractions.

Start. Motivation follows habit.

Alcohol.

I said wealth, not material.

Get out more and more. Just talk, stop giving a fuck. Blow off the pretty ones, chat with the ones with glasses or the brunettes.

It doesn't get fixed, lifeling software work is unnatural to non-autists. Your only cure is switching companies every 2-5 years so you never feel comfortable enough to fully let yourself go in terms of slacking and skill loss.

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Right in the feels, user.

Im 12 and what is this

surely you must be a newfag, cancer or a real autist

Are you a bad enough dude to hit your dick with a hammer?

How in the hell do you talk to or meet women? I'm in college and I'm surrounded by young gash but I still have no clue what to do about it. I have anxiety/confidence issues talking to women that I don't get around anyone else.

I've tried Tinder but those aren't the kind of women you want to date.

Im 27 and at a similar situation finishing my masters dissertation from home. Sometimes you need to get out, forget about work and live life. If you want to get more productive, find something to ignore.

theres no easier way to do shit you need to do than having something to ignore (such as, a person).

t. 25 year old

try not to get caught

Ignore the pretty ones completely. Chat up the quiet ones. They are much more nervous than you

This is the truest advice of the thread.

I am 35. I work as a janitor in a nuthouse. My brother is able bodied but doesn't work. My father never encouraged worked because he didn't like it himself. My mother is clinically manic. Technically, I don't have to work at all. I don't pay for food, clothes, or shelter. The part that sucks is I had to play the shy asshole card at the nuthouse I work in to survive with the females that work there.

I figure, I smoke, drink, clean toilets, swept and mop, and I ignore the women around me who make more money and have benefits.

One of the staff members played the staring game with me right to the day she left. She even approached me when I was working. I had no job experience whatsoever. What did she expect me to do. To this day, I am not liked because of it. I figured i saved her, go marry a doctor.

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Kek

Girls at your age dont give 20 year olds the credit they deserve, they have such a huge range of options to choose from that they always tend to go for what they consider "the best guy avaible" since woman are basically whores, that means in a fair fight you will always lose to the possibility of hooking up with an older guy that has a car and his own place.

Save some money, bang some hookers, dont lose your edge until you are like 26 years old, then it starts raining pussy.

>Implying they'd ever realistically find out, especially if you used condoms

Volunteer once a week somewhere. Be it a soup kitchen, a charity, or even your local zoo. You will meet new people, gain experience that universities and employers eat up with a spoon, and give back to your country at the same time. To this day I still put in a few hours on the weekend.

I'm a fag so I can't really help you, but perhaps that gives me a more objective perspective.

Girls are people with desires and attractions too. They aren't some supreme being incapable of empathy or emotion. 90% of girls are flattered when they're asked out, even if they decline.

And finally, think of it like a game. Because that's what life is - a big, silly game with few long-term consequences. The message I get from most forty and fifty-year old guys is that there's literally no reason not to ask out a girl you. There's a lot to gain and essentially nothing to lose.

>hookers
>paying women for sex

Beta cuck

Don't shit where you eat, don't try and hit on people you live with if you're a sperglord. If you fuck up, they can tell EVERYBODY about why they shouldn't date you.

If you spill spaghetti everywhere when hitting on girls and become a meme, worst case scenerio, you don't have a good rep, you graduate, and college life doesn't matter anymore.

Still better to take a shot than you graduate college and start kicking yourself that in one of the easiest times you will ever have in your life to hit on girls, you didn't hit on them because you're a pussy.

Girls are aching for dick in colleges, however, when you're young girls have the advantage in the dating market. It's only when you become older men start to get the upper hand.

I saw this really quiet qt at my uni two years ago. I was too nervous to talk to her. She would always look at me, smile, and quickly look down.
I got fed up and jsut tried talking to her. She gave me her number.
It was the real number, but then she never replied to my text or made eye contact with me ever again.
>mfw

>I'm a fag

Sorry, gotta toss you off a roof. Allah says so. Maybe you'll hit a bag of cocks on the way down and go out with a smile

I'm a newfag autist please don't say bad words about me

I live in die by a clogs opinion of me

>What did she expect me to do. To this day, I am not liked because of it.

Wait wat? She was hitting on you and you turned it down?

fellow 20 year old here

you're getting As and Bs. Give yourself some more credit you faggot.

I'm speaking from experience, not from fear. Statistically, the odds of you locating a like-minded person by expressing your dislike of niggers is extremely small. It's better to quietly witness your opinions be validated and express subtle, supplementary points.

if you think your friends are a bad influence on you or holding you back, you should consider getting rid of them.

tbf it beats porn

>pay women for sex
>pay women to fuck other guys

even if it's just ad dollars for free porn, the choice is still clear

MIT Student here working l8

How do i be motivated to do all of this bullshit its fucking tiring

I tailor my advice to my audience. If he was in the posion of an alpha dog he wouldnt be asking pickup advice on Sup Forums.

Most of all, its a meta way of relieving you of the anxiety of succeding, which is the ruin of all great man.

She brainfucked herself dude. Not your fault.

It was your fault for stopping tho

Hmmm decent point

Don't waste your entire 20s sat on here.

Can't argue with that

>tfw 54yrs old

i've a good life too, been to prison and fought in the british army. im also homosexual, inb4 barrage of retarded shitposting.gays can be just as fashy as anyone.
if you need adive from a hardened nazi fag, im your guy

>One of the staff members played the staring game with me right to the day she left. She even approached me when I was working. I had no job experience whatsoever. What did she expect me to do. To this day, I am not liked because of it. I figured i saved her, go marry a doctor.

YOU
MORON
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Do you have some kind of hobby that gets you into contact with women? If not, get one. Also lift.

The bitch of it is that you have to have a deep confidence that the interaction does not matter to you. Take everything lightly, be aloof. Act callously or randomly if you have to. Don't be afraid of a long pause with clear eye contact. Always make them be the one to squirm, to be anxious, to not know how to react.

I'm under 25 but look up the law of attraction. Basically if you visualize what you want and see it happening to yourself, then it will happen.

I mean it is probably bullshit, but once I started visualizing myself getting hot girls and actually made myself believe it would happen, it started happening.

That's basically how I go through life now and it seems to be moderately successful, but that could just be me perceiving reality differently. Either way, the outcome FEELS good, even if nothing has actually changed except my confidence.

Dilbert Man writes about that sort of thing a lot.

How do i find a hooker? are they safe? should i just go to Amsterdam? i work at an airport so i get flight benefits.

Work out more.

Exercise promotes more activity.