Your favorite conspiracy theory? I will start

Your favorite conspiracy theory? I will start.

Tupac is still alive.

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So is Michael , smooth , smooth Michael

go back to jackdurden.com

Dinosaurs never existed

The idea that everything has its own gravitational pull is false.

The reason why you are forced to the ground is because you are more dense than the air around you. Similar to how things float or sink in water. Those that are less dense than what is around them will float and those that are more dense will sink. The earth is flat.

Alien influence on modern society

Big foot

Timecube or bust

>The earth is flat.
Than how can you fly in a straight path from a destination and arrive at your initial destination?

the gods Sumeria genetically engineered us from cro-magnon, and instilled into our psyche a desire for gold and war,
then they left the ark of the covent here to comunicate with select few that were chosen to ensure we continue the path they want.
the gods of Sumeria plan to return one day knowing that when they do, a shit ton of gold and soldiers will be waiting for them

me and the whole team did your mom

No conspiracy there...

Sinhead is an oracle. Everything she said, says or will say is the pure unadulterated truth.

T I M E C U B E

Democracy.

Thats retarded. We have asteroids in the oirk belt with more gold than all of earth

That plan is terribly convoluted and time consuming if they just want gold

Inside the cube in Mecca is a meteorite that Muhammad stole.

Port Arthur

you are right
the queen of england is sworn in on a magic rock, but they hafta use a fake one now because some scots stole it
it's supposed to be the one some guy in the bible used as a pillow or something

Most scientific discovery is extremely overstated for the sake of financial or political gain.

Treepill. Don't have any pics saved unfortunately.

>Your favorite conspiracy theory?
OP is only pretending to be a fag for the (you)s

The United States government shot down flight TWA 800 off the cost of Long Island and covered it up.

ntsb.gov/doclib/reports/2000/AAR0003.pdf

twa800.com/pages/missilesearch.htm

twa800.com/sanders/ceo.htm

That's not really a conspiracy theory I believe that 100%

name one classic political conspiracy theory that was not created or propagated by CIA, KGB or another intelligence agency

>protip: you can't

Most scientific discoveries are overstated because the media can't understand them worth a damn.

okay.

Elites are hiding the fact that Yellowstone will explode in supervolcano in 5-10 years.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2623684/Conspiracy-theories-claim-US-government-working-secret-evacuation-plan-case-Yellowstone-megavolcano-erupts.html

Sorry, here is the new link to the report.

ntsb.gov/investigations/AccidentReports/Reports/AAR0003.pdf

This is a legitimate conspiracy.

Human generated electromagnetic radiation (especially radio) causes autism and other related mental illnesses. Their prevalence will continue to increase as a function of the amount of these energies saturating us.

>classic political conspiracy theory
name anything that fits this criteria

My favorite conspiracy is where liberals pay people to shitpost on Sup Forums

The earth is round

gotthard ;)

I am a Russian agent

Why would they shoot down the plane you might ask? Well, here's a list of who was on board.

twa800.com/pages/victims.htm

Philadelphia experiment

Congratulations, you've fallen for the energy Jew

David icke, multidimensional space demon lizards, illusionary reality, mandkind is the universe counsiousness, alternate history, ancient aliens, annunaki, zionist plot in work with demonic forces, current pardigm is shifting into a new age of awereness and meme magic will help

I believe all of it, how fuck am i?

maybe their not coming back till we've mined all of that too

Where is Johnny Gosch

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i m with u my friend. Reptiles caught our souls in the matrix to drain out our precious soul energy. Resist the greys and Lizardmen!

Space Jesus will save us!

Yakub, a black scientist who lived 6,600 years ago was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He did this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

>denying Yakub

White devil detected

>CIA

Well, they were directly involved with americanthinker.com/articles/2016/06/twa_800_how_the_cia_hijacked_the_fbi_investigation_comments.html#disqus_thread

Jew detected

>the Jews control the media
>the Jews somehow control the banks

These can be easily discovered in two google searches. They aren't even conspiracies at this point, but rather known facts.

>muh vaccines
>muh chemtrails
>muh chloride in the tap water
>muh NWO
>muh FEMA camps
>muh illuminati
>muh Elders of Zion Protocol
>muh ayy lmao

Explain the moon then.

jeff gannon

I know this is bait, but just in case ... fuck off idiot. I'm not going to prove myself a racist by Googling shit like that. Even if it were true (which it absolutely isn't), it's still racist as shit and shouldn't be talked about.

The mafia killing JFK because he murdered Marylin Monroe.

Its so ridiculous it'd make a great movie

>jewish race

What does a jew look like exactly?

>Everything David Icke has been ridiculed over is slowly coming true
>For ho, ho, ho! Who's got the last laugh?
>Hee, hee, hee! Let's at the past laugh
>Ha, ha, ha! Who's got the last laugh now?

ah there is another great one:

HOLLOW MOON

moonconspiracy.wordpress.com/the-moon-is-a-hollow-spacecraft/

the best conspiracy theory: communism and socialism work just fine

Ya'all bitches don't know shit about muh Nibiru

America's Next Top Bait, right here.

I hope you answer. I want to know what you think the jewish race looks like.

This is gonna be gud

you must be new here.

The jews did it all theory is my favorite.

Like us only in the fourth and fifth dimensions can you spot the jew for what he really is. A spiritual leech and parasite that plays powergames to feed his master negztive energy

We are being conditioned to hate other races and then at the brink of war we will see evidence of alien life then we need 1 world gov to fight it, but it's not as it seems

Kek wills it and stuff

Lol yeah.

It was the fucking Quakers everyone knows that

There is no Jewish race. We are all the same, and we all look the same. You're projecting your ignorance if you think otherwise.

Also ping pong is really fucking gay.

His master being Yahweh right?

There are other humans living elsewhere in the galaxy.

Okay, so women are beautiful to you at every size. A 400 lb landwhale gets you rock hard to fuck every time.

A 6 foot man and a 4 foot man are the same, in your world. Interesting but naive sir. Naive.

The ark of the covenant was already rediscovered but hidden away because too many nations would fight over it.

The Covenant never actually mattered. All that mattered was the damn message.

Which is that kikes are chosen and everyone else is goyim. It's fake sci fiction like Scientology

Just shut the fuck up. I'm leaving. You people are real assholes sometimes.

Don't come back cupcake :)

Here be monsters

Fall of atlantis. Vedas were based on actual real events. We have been here for eons. Our memory swiped, but into a mind controlled state. Aliens bio engineerd us waaay back. There is a fight going on in the higher dimensions for our souls and the elite are on the negative side of the coin

REEEEEE WE WUZ EARTHLANGZ

Planes dont fly in straight direction tho

The idea that women's magazines intentionally give bad relationship advice that keep women from keeping a man, so that they pick up the magazine to find out the latest advice on how to keep a man.

bob saget leads a aryan movement to make white men look like faggot cucks to justify engineered virus being used on black people because they are scary and white men cant compete

white people are given the vaccine/booster for it when they get a flu shot every other year they get one as long as a black/indian doctor isnt giving you the shot

bin laden stole it
see pic

Hands down the british royal family are lizards.

Wonderful and explains a great deal.

This

That would actually be a good reason to false flag 9/11. Osama would have been their messiah and united the Muslims.

Defend this

>"learn how to love your body"
next page
>"why he isn't sexually responsive and why It's probably your weight"

This is generally accepted as true, not a conspiracy

Vatican rebranded holy Roman empire
Moon space ship
CERN portal
Aliens in Antarctica that made the army flee
Pyramids give infinite energy and were destroyed because of it
Flat earth
Nazis colonized Mars

there is a little church in ethiopia where they claim to have it to this day, but you aint allowed in

Hitler's rise to power was conspired by Jewish superelite to perform eugenics on the poor to breed superjews.

((((Bob Saget))))

Adrien Brody and Snoop Dogg are the same person.

wew

Kek shall rise

Underrated post

The convex earth theory

Time Cube.

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SHADILAY!!

I honestly belice this. It's basicly just collective consiousness spreading so fast and in turn affecting the illusionary matrix of reality. Remember this is a lower vibrational plane.. Our thoughts hold very much power. If combined and
Focussed and it can create change. The ancients understood this and that was really their mindset behind deties and gods. Therefor kek is real

>it's still racist as shit and shouldn't be talked about

Tell that to Da Juice. They believe they're 100% Pure Florida Premium, and we're at best Sunny D.

Wow. Bravo.

>I know this is just bait...
>I'm not going to look up facts
>Even if they're true
>Facts are racist
>Facts shouldn't be talked about