Brit/pol/ - Absolute State Of Britain edition

>Richmond Park by-election: Lib Dems' Sarah Olney defeats Zac Goldsmith in Brexit backlash
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/02/richmond-park-by-election-lib-dems-claim-victory-zac-goldsmith/

>Feckless Zac Goldsmith's defeat in Richmond Park won't stop Brexit, but it kills any chance of an early general election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/02/feckless-zac-goldsmiths-defeat-richmond-park-wont-stop-brexit/

>Lib Dems oust Goldsmith in by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38178486

>MPs warn of tax phone line 'collapse'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38172508

>EU to make anti-Brussels protest a CRIME: Fears over euro elite crackdown on 'dissent'
express.co.uk/news/politics/738849/European-Union-Human-Rights-Watch-concern-EU-anti-terror-law-free-speech-eurosceptic

>'The world needs us' Boris Johnson pledges Brexit Britain will influence the world
express.co.uk/news/politics/738935/Boris-Johnson-pledges-Brexit-Britain-will-influence-the-world

>KASSAM: Zac Goldsmith Lost Because He Shunned His Conservative Base, Nothing Else
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/01/zac-goldsmith-lost-shunned-conservatism-nothing-else/

>French President Hollande Will NOT Seek Re-Election
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/01/french-president-hollande-will-not-seek-reelection/

>Zac Goldsmith loses to Lib Dems in 'shockwave' Richmond Park byelection
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/02/lib-dems-unseat-zac-goldsmith-in-richmond-park-byelection

>We need a Zac’s law: MPs who trigger a by-election should not be allowed to stand again
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/need-zacs-law-mps-trigger-election-not-allowed-stand/

>Boris Johnson uses first major policy speech to underline US links
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-speech-donald-trump-nato-syria-russia-a7450751.html

Alba gu bràth

first for science

LIB-DEM SURGE

Brand new BBC 2 programme: Muslims like us featuring 2 token white converts

we intentionally discouraged this mentality because if people stopped borrowing they'd realize just how shitty their pay and conditions are.

we broke the unions in the 80s (helping massively to break the link between wages and productivity) but because we also liberalized credit middle-class (and above) people FELT richer than ever even as their wages stagnated (and stagnated especially relative to how much they were earning for the boss's boss.)


yay neoliberalism.

1st for scary toilets

>That cunt is a Chad thuderdome fighter and he's majoring in Petroleum Engineering

>I'm a 110lbs NEET

Funny how life works.

Morning

Kind of worried the lib dems are going to miraculously revive.

I spent ages trying to convince my step-sister they flip flop more than your mother's sloppy cunt but she was having none of it.

To be absolutely honest with you, most Muslims I have met have all of the social conservatism that is badly lacking in a lot of the non-muslim people I know. The only realy problems I have with Muslims is that most of them are foreign, and that they have very backward attitudes in regards to what women can and can't do, how we should treat criminals, and in regards to art, Islamic art is totally sterile, devoid of any human emotion or passion, simple repeating patterns that could be surpassed in their complexity by a child's spirograph.

seems a bit unnecessary desu lad, not even banter

Stirring

Go be socially conservative with your Muslim friends elsewhere, thank you.

Muslims aren't allowed to replicate the human form in art

Mr. Farron, don't you have better things to be doing than shitposting on a cantonese fishing newsgroup?

That's what I mean.

>not training jiu jitsu so you can beat mighty manlet so we can get rid of him last
waste desu lad

>Kind of worried the lib dems are going to miraculously revive.
why?

They really are getting desperate

Processed moderately unhealthy chocolate coated marshmallow confectionery desu

Good lad

Also I read in the Metro that Are Boris supports freedom of movement, is he no longer /ourguy/?

This site has porn on it ya know, did you all get registered for your porn license yet?

he was never our guy, bigger turncoat than a dry cleaners

>show called Victoria Derbyshire
>not established nor long-running
>she's barely ever fucking on it

How has she managed to wangle that?

Yes goys the bi election result is about brexit! The huge airport expansion just next door has nothing to do with it.

Can't get a licence with all the facesitting porn I've watched.

Sperg leave

>Victoria Derbyshire
cancer survivor so she gets a bit of leeway

Boris was never /our guy/, just a temporarily useful idiot

She sucked her way to the top

>did you all get registered for your porn license yet?
failed my test so I'm stuck with my leaner's permit.

I would rather this country fall to degeneracy and become the new Soddom than be Muslim.

A shotgun is not a cure to a tumour

Fuck you.

If Britain can't be fixed. Then it has to be destroyed and the earth salted so no one can inherit it or enjoy it.


Fucking paki loving cunt

He's subsequently denied it

Do they bundle it with the TV license or do you have to pay extra?

Speaking as someone who lives here (and voted for Zac over that lib dem twat), she won simply from the sheer amount of manpower she had on the streets around here, I've never seen so much bloody orange in all my life. Literally every street had some of them harassing you to vote lib dem.

She'll be back out come 2020.

We should have laws that ban people like her from running

Jo Cox died for nothing

I've just heard a lot of people talking about them fondly lately. I have been around a lot of luvvies though so it might be that.

I had enough of hearing about them over tuition fees, I was hoping I wouldn't have to hear them mentioned ever again in the near future.

Liberals?

First to leave the EU

seperately obviously

who?

Women

Who?

People should have common sense enough to not vote for her ideally. She got into politics AFTER the lib dems got buttblasted last year.

How many cancer survivors are there? Given how much cancer there supposedly is it can't be a rare condition to be a survivor unless I've been lied to about mortality rates.

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>I have been around a lot of luvvies though so it might be that.
It's that desu. Lib Dems are never getting anywhere again.

Shit house, i missed QT last night was it any good???

>ad campaigns
>"1 in 3 people will get cancer"
>most recent Stand up to Cancer event
>"1 in 2 people will get cancer"

I call BS on this

Apparently you have no reading comprehension, I did not say I liked pakis, I laid out, quite specifically what I disliked about them, I only said one thing I liked about them.

It as actually a fucking great one by all comparisons

Was in Wakefield, who voted 67% Leave, panel and audience were majority Leavers.

Lots of epic audience member moments, "based bald cunt" being a highlight

>and voted for Zac
neck yourself

Audience had a moderately high power level

look at them fucking gums

on a long enough timeline everyone will get cancer mate, it's just a matter of time

some are benign of course which skews the stats

>I like them for being socially conservative but I don't like how socially conservative they are
That's what it sounded like desu

Social conservatism does not have to include beating women or chopping peoples hands off, does it?

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Staistics contain different groups of people, some may be quoting Globally or UK only or even just England.

But the fact is a very large portion of People will suffer from cancer in their life time. But the older you are the more likely you are to get cancer, so its more shocking when younger people have cancer.

>>EU to make anti-Brussels protest a CRIME: Fears over euro elite crackdown on 'dissent'
I'm literally shaking. Who's gonna arrest me? The European police? Ah ah.

Thats a toothy bitch

EU Police and Army soon

Its getting that way.

The Lib-Dem Dawn starts here.

Not under my watch also
>implying the EU won't crumble within two years.

no u senpai

This is a 'Conservative' in the UK

Are Farage and Mogg the only based politicians in the UK? Even Dan Hannan has become a bit of a cuck.

She is the most liberal of the big 'c' conservatives.

>Are Farage and Mogg the only based politicians in the UK?
>Mogg
>Catholic
>Based

Hopefully it will be. Nationalist parties have to win, though.

It just shows that people were voting based on the party's stance on Brexit.

So in a GE, a pro-Brexit Tory party and UKIP would fare much better overall, as 69% of voting areas voted to Leave.

What does this Richmond Park win mean?

Please send help brit/pol/.

London is spilling directly into Essex, this place is getting incredibly dark incredibly fast. There are almost 5 mosques in Southend now and there are black women with 4/5 kids in tow everywhere.
At the hospital where I work, the maternity wards are literally 80% foreign. Send help.

Richmond Park is remoaner central, and Zak supported leave.

Nio big shock here. The Lid Dems are still widely distrusted. They could only win back voters now by returning to classical liberalism and becoming the Liberal Party.

The actual story is how Labour lost so many votes.

Bald guy was indeed my highlight to!

Hannan was always a massive cuck.

>first response
>"no i won't 'fuck off' ""

hahhaa

What the hell is going on in the OP pic?

I hope Austria France and Netherlands deliver.

it's a middle-class protest vote. cleggs uni fees betrayal killed the lib dems for the under 25s.

LIB DEM SURGE

>Richmond Park by-election: Lib Dems' Sarah Olney defeats Zac Goldsmith in Brexit backlash
Getting real fucking tired of this shit

>Pro-Remain constituency votes for pro-Remain MP
WAHT AN UNEGGSPECTED DEVELOPMENTS :DDDD

He's one of the few politicians who has been consistent with Brexit. Boris Johnson was just an opportunistic twat who bottled his big chance as was Gove. Leadsom didn't have any balls and Theresa Remain is a federalist. Dan Hannan wants to stay in the single market. He can fuck off along with his cringey speeches and references about Shakespeare. Wtf happened to the British right? Literally only Farage is decent.

Labour dude got no votes because Lib Dems rephrased it as a alliance of liberal parties against the conservative. He also doesn't live here so nobody knows who the fucker is.

What do you expect putting curved swords on your flag to be fair mate?

Literally nothing. Now if the Lib Dems manage to take a tory safe seat we can talk

this, richmond is full of middle class toffs wanking over their park and issues that will never affect them

there's a statistic that the majority of men who die over 60 have prostate cancer, but they don't die of the prostate cancer because it is so small. it is the other things that kill them.

Absolutely butter face, desu senpai.

Someone said she should be Jo Cox'd and she had a tantrum Kek

we call them munters round here lol

oh, fair enough

they are all a set of wankers anyway

The flag used to look like this.

You can see how fucked this place is. Please send help, I was born in this place and there was one other black kid in the entire school, now I look at these former areas and all of the houses have been partitioned up into rooms and odious looking bearded men have taken up residence in them.
These used to be family homes.

Even Farage is far from perfect, though expecting perfection is probably the best way of ensuring you never get anywhere.

First for internet explorer

Not much, Richmond has been Lib Dem at least twice before, and Richmond people are Remainers so picked the Remain party.

Tory and UKIP didn't even field candidates, and Labour should be ashamed at how low they got.

When did it change? This is an intriguing development.

>tfw no ukip candidate to vote for this time round.
>tfw voting ukip in a liberal hive.

He has also been consistent in his belief that the pope should be our religious figure head and his unwillingness to show any form of drive to advance his position in the party.

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