Ukraine vs Bulgaria vs Romania

INB4 Rules:
>No Bulgarians
>No Romanians
>No Ukrainians

If us, western Slavs, wanted to form a true Intermarium alliance, we would need to connect our lands to the coasts of Black sea. Alliance is not meant as commonwealth, rather as enhanced diplomacy and free trade.

The issue with Black sea shores though are nigger-tier shitholes. We only have 3 real choices, Ukraine, Romania and Bulgaria.

Ukraine-Pros
>Not really in direct fight with anyone from alliance
>Borders on Poland directly
Ukraine-Cons:
>The most nigger-tier Slavic country
>Also the largest shithole, efforts in investing in such a huge country would be a large burden for the rest of Intermarium
>Mafia, corruption by far the worst
>Relationship with Russia, nobody want to take part in this shit
>Gypsies

Romania-Pros
>Borders on Hungary directly
Romania-Cons:
>Not even Slavic
>Still a large shitlhole, half the size of Poland
>Gypsies
>Hates based Hungary

Bulgaria-Pros
>Smallest shithole
Bulgaria-Cons
>We would have to add Serbia to the alliance if we wanted to make this work, however this wouldn't go well with Croats and also Bulgaria hates Serbs, so kinda no-go
>Turkish rapebabies
>Gypsies

Who do we choose Sup Forums? Do we just ignore tha black sea? Even Poland borderlines a nigger-tier shithole, we all know all of these are worse. What do we do?

???

Is there something that needs to be clarified?

Yes. First of why do you do you think you would be a part of this union and not just get annexed by Austria, Hungary or Croatia for example?

>Bulgaria hates Serbs
WTF I hate Serbia now

For various geopolitical reasons we NEED Ukraine to make this work.

Fuck if I now how to fix that place though, it's a mess.

Take Ukraine and make them our slaves for dirt work like we did before. When they start to rebel (again) give them some rights but not to much so they still want work for us.

> tfw no sea

We love you either way
you are our ancient clay
Would love to work with you and have great deals for benefit of both our countries if you ever allow it

don't worry, we knew that you are the real grand dutchy of lithuania

Put Crimea as part of Russia not fucking Jewkraine

hope we are in

We do not know what to do with Ukraine because there are so many options
1. Annexed by Russia
2. Split between Russia and Poland
3. Part annexed by Russia, part independent shithole

we just do not know what to do with them

you are always taken under consideration Lithuanian bro
but we need Wilno back

Why do you even need black sea?

There is no reason for ''Ukraine'' to exist.They are mostly ethnic Russians, and Galicia and Lowow belongs to Poland

>if you ever allow it
You meant if Russia ever allow it.

give back punskas

And since when small tinny nation who was ruled by Austria for since 9th century up to ww1 years calls other people Nigger-tier?

>russian history

I don't even understand poland's wet dreams about this joke alliance.
You exist solely on EU gibsmedats.
How are you going to sustain it?
At least Russia has gas and oil, and overall it's a big country to have EAEU, but your dreaming is just laughable.

There's no reason for Russia to exist either as it's just an inferior Mongol expansion. Kinda like what Canada is to the US.

right now borders suck

go join Russia then, and stop bothering everybody around you
btw 2 most notorious thieving Polish politicians are now stealing from Ukraine, have fun with them

>go join Russia then, and stop bothering everybody around you
Tell it to jews and commies in power.
>btw 2 most notorious thieving Polish politicians are now stealing from Ukraine
Georgians, Poles, Russians and other thieving scum from all over the World is here. And yeah average Artyom can't do nothing about it.
All you can do is move out of here, and that's what I'm doing.

come here

>tell it to jews and commies in power
tell them yourself, it is your country after all
>all you can do is move out
such attitude sickens me because kikes represent it as well
>hurr durr it is bad here
>lets go somewhere else and make it bad there!

BuĊ‚garia 2bh. Best holiday destination in the balkans.