Okay.. so in all seriousness... Trump's cabinet is the most solid cabinet imaginable.
I believed Trump would be a great president... and I believed he was a great businessman who would hire good people for the job.
But after seeing his cabinet picks, I now know he's even better than I thought.
First off, he's keeping his promises. Just look at his attorney General... Jeff fucking Sessions... his Attorney General is the biggest anti-immigration proponent in America. Just look at the shit we went through with Eric Holder... and we go from that shitstorm to Jeff Sessions. Polar fucking opposites.
Chief Strategist is Steve fucking Bannon. The guy who ran the most important right-wing website in the world. Again, polar fucking opposite to the liberal bullshit shoved down our throats all day by the liberal media.
National Security Advisor... none other than General Flynn.
Defense Secretary... General ''Mad Dog'' Mattis.
CIA Director... Mike Pompeo, a tea partier, and a leader of the ''Benghazi committee'' that went after Hillary.
Commerce Director... old ass Wilbur Ross... here's why I love this: He's a billionaire who made his money buying failing businesses and selling them for profit. Gee, I wonder who would know commerce better than a man who knows fucking commerce on the largest scale possible.
Commerce secretary... in the most fucked up city in America, Chicago, the only 2 things that aren't terrible... is the stock market and the Chicago Cubs (who just won the world series by the way)... so why not have the Cubs' billionaire owner, Todd Rickets, be your commerce secretary. Whom also is involved in politics and the stock market.
But what about Sec. of Treasury? Who other than a billionaire banker and filmmaker Steven Mnuchin. His strength IS the fact he worked for Goldman Sachs... not the opposite. You can't drain the swamp by hiring a janitor to be in charge of the Treasury... that's not draining the swamp, that's stupidity.