SPQR Sup Forums

ITT: Sup Forums in roman times

Fucking christians, i swear to the gods, we need to kill them all. We should worship Neptune and Mars, not some guy that got crucified in the Provincia Iudaea.

Fuck off pleb, Nero is the most talented person on the planet right now. That mother won all the gold medals this year AND knows how to spit mad lyrics. That shit with tha christians may be harsh but he is just trying to save our culture

These fucking Germans are worse than the fucking Celts. They swagger all over the place being tall and barking in their fucking beer language. Sure, some of them assimilate (based auxiliabros), but I can't be the only one thinking we need a wall, right?

>coming out of the vomitorium
>filthy christians in the middle of the stadium
>lions released
>mfw lions don't eat the christian heathens
>mfw won't even attack
>mfw christians are so disgusting even beasts won't consume them

Oh boy, young Caligula is showing sommuch potential. He will be a good and sane emperor

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

Well "little boots" had a great mentor after his father was sent down the river, so it's safe to say he's gonna be a much needed stabilizing force

Maybe we should give the Republic another chance, guys.

>living in the capital

Hope you enjoy having Hans as your neighbor, citizen. I'll be living in the true patrician city of Constantine.

We need to build a wall. They have to go back.

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>dicking Egyptian bimbos
>plotting against the senate
>trying to seize power for himself

What else is this fucking scumbag up to?

Dangerous, rapist, drug-addicted Germans are flooding through our border. Now, I assume some of them are good people, but we need to build a wall.

THEY ARE GOING TO RUIN OUR EMPIRE

We need to get rid of all these reddit fags from are /r/The_Nero

Hadrian already did you pleb

>t. Snownigger that doesn't even have roads yet.

hadrian's wall 2.0

>implying they aren't from r/Carthage_Lives_Matter

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

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I TRIED TO WARN YOU
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

>Egyptian frog deity posting
Back to /rIXk/ with you pleb

>all these auxiliarii allowed to use the interrete
go back to your mud huts in your shitty province you barbarians

West empire worst empire

fuck Romans and fuck christians.

Praise Donar.

>be me
>at the market to pick up some olives
>guy in front of me in line is some leather-wearing, plaid-pants barbarian
>he buys his butter
>"hey, he's just like me, he likes butter"
>he steps aside, opens the clay crock
>puts his hand in
>"well, that's a little weird, but whatever"
>and then it happens
>he smears the fucking butter through his fucking hair like it's scented oil
>this fucking barbarian is BUTTERING HIS HAIR
>I look at the vendor, he just smiles sadly and shrugs a little
>look around, women are gasping in horror
>the fucking savage is still buttering his fucking hair

Kill me.

When Gaul sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending Vercingetorix. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringin those problems to Rome. They're bringing opium. They're bringing pillage. They're rapists. And some, I assum, would be good legionaries.

Fuckin celts giving me shit in Britannia, I swear to mars im gonna smack them in the gob

fuck off already cicero, we don't want to listen to your 72 hours speeches again

Guys, do we really have to campaign against Parthia? My feet hurt.

We need another Caesar to make Rome great again.

The kikes controlling the Roman government brainwash you into thinking that the world is flat, but the world is round. And it is constantly spinning. Just look at how the sun changes positions in the sky. That is not the sun moving, it is the world turning. Take the redpill /pol

You have to go back!

Ethnically cleanse Britannia and Germania when?

YOU WILL MARCH UNTIL YOUR FEET BLEED
AND THEN MARCH SOME MORE

Fuck Caesar and fuck the Romans

>giving some faggot total dominion of your lives and believing his autistic inbred kids won't take over after him

You're the definition of a cuck

BUILD ROAD

Let water wash your feet clean and a slave wipe them dry; let a cloth cover the couch; take care of our linens.

P-pls no bully, I just want to get my citizenship.

GAS THE GAULS
RACE WAR NOW

Hahahahah you may call me crazy, you may call me mad, but I have seen the future - whole Rome will be Christian and under Jesus of Nazareth

>giving power to a cadre of senile old men who think that speeches and boylove will save the res publica
you're the definition of a greek

>Implying Roman Sup Forums would exist
We would all be too busy working and making the world great to post
Only bluepilled cucks and NEETS would have time to shitpost and they would be doing it on plebbit where they belong

YOU WILL GET IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE

Is Nero the re-incarnation of Cato the Elder?

If these fucking Celts keep coming over her and taking our jobs then we're going to build a wall.

>implying your false emperors aren't fucking traps every day

Remember 9BC?

You bitches got rekt by some "barbarians".
>muh superior rome
>muh legions

kek

No he's a faggot
This is the only true man of Sup Forums

>this is what neo kikes actually believe

literally the opposite

and we will make celtic slaves work for it

>MUH EBIL ROMANZ
>WE WUZ TRIBES

>He hasn't been initiated into the mysteries of Mithras

lol fvcking plebs get on my level, i'm gonna be a quaestor earning 40dinarii starter while youre cleaning toilets in herculaneum

Disgracing Roman virtues by cheating on his wife with a opium addict. I can't wait for Octavian to show that dog what for.

>implying a consul would be any different

Oh Jupiter, how I hate these blonde whiters. Why the fuck do I have to tolerate these savages? Send them back where they came from.

>LXXXIX BC
>not supporting Marius

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Feels Good Man

Dont mind me, just worshipping trees.

remeber germanicus?
you barbarians got rekt and your blood was painted on the floor by some civiled men
>muh germanic glory
>muh charges

keksimus

Being BASED as fuck.

>tfw there will never be a statesman as based and fair as Cincinnatus

Marius was a cuck

>destroying everything our ancestors built so you can jack off to Egyptian traps

>Retia et Noricum
Why so salty? Good thread tho

>mariuscucks posting on this board
OUT OUT OUT

>fucking over the roman people so that you can literally suck greek dick
Caesar will bring down the optimates establishment and Make Rome Great Again

Stop the hate. Multiculturalism is a traditional Roman value. We have always allowed barbarians to join glorious Rome as long as they paid taxes and served in the army. We should give them more rights so they work harder for Rome.

Sincerely,

((Aaron Levinson))

Fucking Greeks and their effeminacy, Romulus is probably spinning in Hades.

>((Son))
this barbarian detector is really good

Germanic lives matter!

Guys, we're all focusing on the filthy low brain barbarians coming here in our empire, but aren't we forgetting who were the low scum sucks that corrupted our moral via some so called superior art and philosophy? the ones that already let those christian religion be spread and suppress our traditional politeismus?
Think about it. before being written in latin, in which language was the bible written?
Cato the Censor warned us against them
It' the GREEKS!!!

>pandering to plebeians
>95% of the Empire isn't even from Italy or remotely connected to the state

CVCK

That's why we have two. Surely both consuls aren't pedarists. Everything will be fine.

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Carthage must be destroyed

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>what is masada
>implying our government is corrupted by them

DELET THIS

ROMERSVIN! GIV MIG GULD OG RIGDOM!!!

>implying that barbarians have any decision power
Rome for the Romans!
support the populares party, ignore Correcting the Cicero shills

Romans are cucks! Remember Teutoburg? Hahahaha, Roman women like the BGC!

BIG
GERMANIC
COCK

he seems a little theatrical, but i think he can make rome great

too late goyim
Its all over now

yes yes we get it, destroy carthage, you literally say that every fucking time

Wait didn't he province of ancient surreal get renamed to Palestine after Hadrian nearly wiped out the Jewish people with an ethnic cleansing level event(?)

I seem to remember that from history

>not trusting the administration of the republic to the people whose families founded it

It's a slippery slope you Greek

Fuck Caesar and fuck roman people

All this roman memes

>that gloriovs feel when germanicvs led the pvnitive expedition into germania and painted the lad red with barbarian blood
GET ROMANED

Y'all hear about this crazy nigger Spartacus? He's getting the nogs all whipped up.

Rate my new Greek and Iberian slaves

said the hellenist

fucking your mother and getting away with it

Teutoburgerwald was in 9 CE you dumbass.

I swear to Jupiter I've just about had enough of our primus pilum. By the gods that man is insufferable. When our daily drills are done he makes us all stand in the baking sun. It's a case of I'm here until sunset, so are you!

The shits in the equites are not better. May a thousand fleas visit their mothers cunts.

Is fucking your slaves degenerate lads?

Roman Empire is gay


Caledonia forever

>not owning several fair haired slave women for your personal services

Why even live?