Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro is in my gun store doing a live broadcast on the radio. What do I do?

Take one for the team bud

Be a humble gun salesmen fighting off the Zionist raiding merchant.

Question his loyalty to Israel over America.

Deny the manletcaust and claim that facts don't care about Israel's feelings.

Ask him why he has double standards between jewish nationalism and white nationalism.

They're on the radio right now I can't just call out the holocaust was fake

call him a cuck

Yell PEPE

Ask why multiculturalism is wrong for israel but right for Europe and USA

POST PICTURES

SAY "HEY BEN, HOWS DRUMPF WORKIN PUT FOR YA"

AND START AUTISTICALLY SCREECHING

POST PICS

this

Shout PEPE

Kek wills it

Tell him you have around 6 million rounds in the store. Frame it as an ammo upsell.

Is he talking about his stupid novel?

kek

Find him a booster seat

Remind him that he is a faggot for going along with lies about that cunt being attacked by Trump security.

There he is

Ask him whether he owns a Tavor, and them call him out on his shit tier taste

Way to dox yourself, user.

Call him an "oven dodger" on camera of course.

Ask him how he got Angelia from the office there.

then yell:

>Is that Zoey Tur? Oh fuck he looks pissed as fuck and has a baseball bat hidden under his dress

Why didn't you wear your Milo shirt to work today?

Ask him about this

Or this

shoot him immediately

OHHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHA

OP what can you do, is he taking calls? Can you shout something in the distance that would even be hear able on air? Give us something you could deliver on

or this

"Oy Vey! Someone farted! It's anudda shoah! The 6 gorrillion!

Shout "Gas The Kikes, Race War Now!"

fpbp

Mr. Shapiro, please excuse my small interruption, but I have a short question. Do you feel that a modest, pint-sized weapon is less effective in a confrontation, or let's say, generally? (I don't include the minigun here, of course. It is teensy in name only.) I'm concerned that such a wee thing may be mistaken for a toy, and it may be considered inadequate or even inconsequential as a result? Thanks for any response, however condensed.

Take a picture with him.

Open borders for Israel!

Yeah I got some selfies but I ain't posting that shit here

Ask him about his double standard on race and women.

>way to dox yourself
>it's a live broadcast saying the store name every five minutes

Ok

I reported your store to the ADL and SPLC for browsing Sup Forums

Measure how tall he is

Can someone link where Ben says that he wants Jewish Nationalism but not White Nationalism. Or link it where he claims he cares more about Israel more than America?

As tall as you'd imagine

He wears lifts now

I should try to sell him a case of the Israeli military surplus 5.56 we have

It claims 5'10-5'11 for Ted.

gun him down

Why would I do that? He BTFOs gun grabbers and my state needs all the help it gets

Offer him a gas mask at discount with the purchase of a K98

Do something really subtle. Ask if he wants a gas mask, or if he needs ammo since you have like 6 million rounds.

Or just screech something autistically. Im waiting for a PEPE and if they ask told them the internet told you to do it or your mom would die in her sleep tonight.

just stare at him and rub your hands

Calmly walk up to them and ask:

"Hey there Rabbi, what are you doing?"

Shoot a spitball into his ear and say in the most obnoxious voice you can "Milo sends his regards"

Why is he doing a radio show inside a gun store, OP?

This is funny

California Highway Patrol toy drive, store offered to host it

Oh good god dude.

Donate a fucking easybake oven NOW.

Got me to snort while eating soup.

you buy a gun and give him a lead salad.

call him a RINO he hates that.

You better deliver, OP

Tell him he's a cuck