I hate my name

I got me a fucking Muslim name and I really hate islam. Should I change my name pol? Id have to change so much paperwork but it's worth it I think.

Give me a good name....

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How old r u?

Tristan
Adalwulf

Mid 30s :(

Slab Bulkhead

Gornak Thunderloins

Bilateral Symetry

Same here, my mum thought it was trendy to name me ''Aisha'' a 9 year old Mohammed fucked and married

Change it to the jewest name you can think of

Change your name and go move to another state. Simple.

But ur parents would go apeshit if they found out. So really you would have to cut off access to them

Chad Thundercock

Your name is now Alexander Powers.

Congrats.

raul gonzales

Chad

Your name is Robert Paulsen.

Muhammad

Clinton (Clint) Steele

Daniel (Dan) Braun

Richard (Dick) Montgomery

What is your name anyways?

What's your name famalam?

Change it to sam. Sams are always likeable

Vladimir

Flint Ironstag

Stracimir

OH DANNY BOY

THE PIPES

THE PIPES

ARE CALLING

Nigel Trump, or Donald Farage.

Thank me later.

Chad Richards, middle name Thunder

Alī Ḥoseynī Khāmeneī

KEK
E
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Nohammad.

Bozgorus Muistus

>Bilateral Symetry

Just call yourself Robert. That's like the most western name possible

youtube.com/watch?v=aXiBLwZqvlM

change it to mohammad goatlove and everybody will think you're german

>tfw arabic christian
>parents gave me a gay ass sounding faggoty french name

EVERY TIME

Paul.

Ryan Stryker

L O N D O N
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OP are you Iranian? I am too. But my parents didn't give me a Mudslime name =)

Mahmoud

Post a selfie
I'll give you a name

Choose something super white like Preston or Oxford

ADOLF WINCHESTER

>I got me a fucking Muslim name
You can't run away from yourself. Death is the only way.

>Change it to AL. R. ACKBAR.
>order taxi.
>Give name.
>say you're partially deaf so taxi driver needs to speak loudly when he arrives.
>Sit in public place.

>laugh as a million americans suddenly run away from an Indian taxi driver yelling out your name

Hmmm

It's Ali and I was hopping I can change it to Ollie :)

James Braddock

You gotta do something REALLY Christian sounding, even if you haven't become one, just in spite

youtube.com/watch?v=pfy9Wzj1ROA

Oliver and ollie for short would be good

This lol

Albert Wesker

If you're Iranian pick a cool Persian name. Persia > Iran

If you don't change your name to Maximilian now when you have the chance please consider suicide

Hello Ahmed Mohammed

I dont think my family would care. Even my mom. I asked her "what the fuck were you thinking? You hate islam more than me.". She had no answer.

kek

Still tho. Or go obscure? Like Bartholomew? That's pretty neat

You were probably targeted by CIA and FBI LOL

Of course.

Right? I found a fucking loophole. It's the paperwork that's making me not wanna go through with it, but i might just have to. Too good

goldbergstein

You could go for a Persian non-Arabic name - I would go with Darius since it's already recognizable names to English-speakers, and sounds cool.

Nigger

Nice to meet you, Alexander Powers.

Kevin

sounds faggy and autistic

just choose something white and non offensive

Hugo Bach Holms

It's sand nigger to you faggot

Sue Icide

That women is objectively perfect.
Prove me wrong

Lawrence of Arabia

Ya that, or maybe just shorten it to Al or change it to something similar like Albert or Alex.

Assuming you look a little ruddy, it might be wise to pick something Italian or what not.

Gordon

I know of an "Omer" who changed his name to Gordon after 9/11, very successful businessman.

Jesus Hernandez

Brian Jones

Keklicious

Yeah but...

Islamic Persia > (((pre-Islamic Persia)))

Choose a fine Scots name: Willie Fistergash

im dyin over here

Oliver Clothesoff

>Give me a good name....
Pedro DeMideast if you're a boy
Petra DeMideast if you're a girl

My sister calls me Al anyway, but I just don't like Al.

Kent Cleanairsystems

Peter Fulcrum

Columbus Rasputin

Aluminum Oxide

Magnus Opus

Orange Julius

Hector Vector

Bjorn eater of fish

Smooth Criminal

Ole Pantless Joe

Chip Formica

Salvatore Adverb

No keep it, Mehrdad.

>being this old and having these kind of insecurities
kill yourself, don't mind the namechange

Is that you, Fathima Gassem?

you're a fucking cuck

Shut up Zdenko

How about Archie (short for architeuthis) Dux

No such thing as a "muslim" name, you fucking retard. There are ARABIC names though.

is your sister hot?

At least your name isn't Christian Cheng.

Same shit different tint

you know I'm right, bob

Names not Bob Gorazdt

>Orange Julius

Jill St. John

Never too late to clean the shit off your shoes cunt. Also, I wasn't this red-pilled when I was younger, so, fuck you. Eat a bowl of dix

>Ali
It could be worse, just imagine you could be named Muhammad or Abdul

Ali isn't even that bad of a Muslim name. I first think about Mohammad Ali the boxer rather than Ali the terrorist

Change it to Killnigga

Lew Alcindor