I got me a fucking Muslim name and I really hate islam. Should I change my name pol? Id have to change so much paperwork but it's worth it I think.
Give me a good name....
I got me a fucking Muslim name and I really hate islam. Should I change my name pol? Id have to change so much paperwork but it's worth it I think.
Give me a good name....
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How old r u?
Tristan
Adalwulf
Mid 30s :(
Slab Bulkhead
Gornak Thunderloins
Bilateral Symetry
Same here, my mum thought it was trendy to name me ''Aisha'' a 9 year old Mohammed fucked and married
Change it to the jewest name you can think of
Change your name and go move to another state. Simple.
But ur parents would go apeshit if they found out. So really you would have to cut off access to them
Chad Thundercock
Your name is now Alexander Powers.
Congrats.
raul gonzales
Chad
Your name is Robert Paulsen.
Muhammad
Clinton (Clint) Steele
Daniel (Dan) Braun
Richard (Dick) Montgomery
What is your name anyways?
What's your name famalam?
Change it to sam. Sams are always likeable
Vladimir
Flint Ironstag
Stracimir
OH DANNY BOY
THE PIPES
THE PIPES
ARE CALLING
Nigel Trump, or Donald Farage.
Thank me later.
Chad Richards, middle name Thunder
Alī Ḥoseynī Khāmeneī
KEK
E
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Nohammad.
Bozgorus Muistus
>Bilateral Symetry
Just call yourself Robert. That's like the most western name possible
change it to mohammad goatlove and everybody will think you're german
>tfw arabic christian
>parents gave me a gay ass sounding faggoty french name
EVERY TIME
Paul.
Ryan Stryker
L O N D O N
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D
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OP are you Iranian? I am too. But my parents didn't give me a Mudslime name =)
Mahmoud
Post a selfie
I'll give you a name
Choose something super white like Preston or Oxford
ADOLF WINCHESTER
>I got me a fucking Muslim name
You can't run away from yourself. Death is the only way.
>Change it to AL. R. ACKBAR.
>order taxi.
>Give name.
>say you're partially deaf so taxi driver needs to speak loudly when he arrives.
>Sit in public place.
>laugh as a million americans suddenly run away from an Indian taxi driver yelling out your name
Hmmm
It's Ali and I was hopping I can change it to Ollie :)
James Braddock
You gotta do something REALLY Christian sounding, even if you haven't become one, just in spite
Oliver and ollie for short would be good
This lol
Albert Wesker
If you're Iranian pick a cool Persian name. Persia > Iran
If you don't change your name to Maximilian now when you have the chance please consider suicide
Hello Ahmed Mohammed
I dont think my family would care. Even my mom. I asked her "what the fuck were you thinking? You hate islam more than me.". She had no answer.
kek
Still tho. Or go obscure? Like Bartholomew? That's pretty neat
You were probably targeted by CIA and FBI LOL
Of course.
Right? I found a fucking loophole. It's the paperwork that's making me not wanna go through with it, but i might just have to. Too good
goldbergstein
You could go for a Persian non-Arabic name - I would go with Darius since it's already recognizable names to English-speakers, and sounds cool.
Nigger
Nice to meet you, Alexander Powers.
Kevin
sounds faggy and autistic
just choose something white and non offensive
Hugo Bach Holms
It's sand nigger to you faggot
Sue Icide
That women is objectively perfect.
Prove me wrong
Lawrence of Arabia
Ya that, or maybe just shorten it to Al or change it to something similar like Albert or Alex.
Assuming you look a little ruddy, it might be wise to pick something Italian or what not.
Gordon
I know of an "Omer" who changed his name to Gordon after 9/11, very successful businessman.
Jesus Hernandez
Brian Jones
Keklicious
Yeah but...
Islamic Persia > (((pre-Islamic Persia)))
Choose a fine Scots name: Willie Fistergash
im dyin over here
Oliver Clothesoff
>Give me a good name....
Pedro DeMideast if you're a boy
Petra DeMideast if you're a girl
My sister calls me Al anyway, but I just don't like Al.
Kent Cleanairsystems
Peter Fulcrum
Columbus Rasputin
Aluminum Oxide
Magnus Opus
Orange Julius
Hector Vector
Bjorn eater of fish
Smooth Criminal
Ole Pantless Joe
Chip Formica
Salvatore Adverb
No keep it, Mehrdad.
>being this old and having these kind of insecurities
kill yourself, don't mind the namechange
Is that you, Fathima Gassem?
you're a fucking cuck
Shut up Zdenko
How about Archie (short for architeuthis) Dux
No such thing as a "muslim" name, you fucking retard. There are ARABIC names though.
is your sister hot?
At least your name isn't Christian Cheng.
Same shit different tint
you know I'm right, bob
Names not Bob Gorazdt
>Orange Julius
Jill St. John
Never too late to clean the shit off your shoes cunt. Also, I wasn't this red-pilled when I was younger, so, fuck you. Eat a bowl of dix
>Ali
It could be worse, just imagine you could be named Muhammad or Abdul
Ali isn't even that bad of a Muslim name. I first think about Mohammad Ali the boxer rather than Ali the terrorist
Change it to Killnigga
Lew Alcindor