Brit/pol/ - England's Brave Adam Smith Edition

>Banks to Britain - stagger Brexit over years or we could leave
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-banks-trade-exclusive-idUKKBN13R1XK

>Richmond Park by-election: Top EU official claims shock result is a win for Remain, as Iain Duncan Smith tells him to 'mind his own bloody business'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/02/richmond-park-by-election-lib-dems-claim-victory-zac-goldsmith/

>Farron hails 'shock' by-election win
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38184119

>MPs warn of tax phone line 'collapse'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38172508

>FTSE slips lower ahead of Italian referendum
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-stocks-idUKKBN13R11F

>'We're NOT xenophoic' Boris Johnson mounts staunch defence of Brexit voters
express.co.uk/news/politics/739154/Boris-Johnson-speech-xenophobic-Brexit-voters-EU-referendum-Donald-Trump-populism

>Bad Schools Fuelled Brexit Vote, Claims Ofsted Chief
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/02/bad-schools-fuelled-brexit-vote-says-ofsted-chief/

>Richmond Park byelection: Tory Brexit voters switched to us, say Lib Dems
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/02/lib-dems-unseat-zac-goldsmith-in-richmond-park-byelection

>Listen: Lib Dems cut disastrous Sarah Olney interview short
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/listen-julia-hartley-brewer-trolls-sarah-olney-second-election/

>Train fares in Britain will increase by an average of 2.3% from 2 January, the Rail Delivery Group announced on Friday
ibtimes.co.uk/uk-train-passengers-face-more-fare-price-hikes-january-1594525

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thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/davis-backs-soft-brexit-in-blow-to-hardliners-rrmbmrtfz
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Any one here thinking about becoming an RAF officer?

>tfw chronic epididimitis
>tfw left bollock and sole of left foot feel like they're being simultaneously stabbed and electrocuted

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Scary thing is, i can feel that this is working.

I listen to Radio Two everyday at work so i'm constantly hearing the news and (based) Jeremy Vines political segments and listener opinions on controversial subjects. In September, everything seemed unstoppable, but now that blocking Brexit has been seen as something thats actually doable, its gaining traction.
The narrative gone from:
>"but muh referendum was just cautionary, not binding",
to
>"we're gonna delay it for a few years",
to "
>We are definitely going to remain in the single market, no matter what the cost and lets vote Lib Dems into power BECAUSE WE HAVE A CLEAR MANDATE FROM THE PEOPLE!!!111!!one!!!"

We need to get a petition going that will show our support in some way. A petition demanding Brexit NOW would get pushed aside by the petitions committee, but a petition demanding that we have a hard (and best) Brexit, meaning immigration is 100% under our control, laws are 100% under our control, and single market is 100% out of, in the shortest time period possible.

stupid robot

>chair force
out desu lad

THIIIIINGS and etc.

I don't think inflamed balls are linked with social status in any way m80

Will Theresa May finally formulate a final solution to the Yodel courier question?

The useless fucks should unironically be put in camps and gassed.

>Prime next day delivery guarantee on a monitor for today
>was dispatched and set in transit at midday yesterday
>Amazon and Yodel tracking have had no updates since 2am and still tell me it'll be delivered today
>as far as I'm aware it's sat in a fucking depot in Lancashire

Why does this fucking company get business? I've literally never had a good customer experience with Yodel.

Been watching The Office desu lads

STU
PID
RO
BOT

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No.

How far are we in our development of the F-35? I'm not close to military matters.

>Will Theresa May finally formulate a final solution to the Yodel courier question?

Aren't they a part of the gig economy? I heard her talking about that during PMQs the other day.

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Lads, you know when yanks say they won the Vietnam war because more Vietnamese died than vice versa? Well worry no more. With this new information you can counter the yankcuck and the click of your finger, all you have to do is say "Using that logic, the British won both the Revolutionary war and the War of 1812". Watch the yankcucks break down in utter confusion.

Extras is better to be honest.

British pilots are currently undergoing trials with them in the US, and in the next year or two they'll be brought over for more trials and will enter service (basically in time for the first QE-class carrer).

Am I the only one pissed about /ourguy/ Goldsmith loosing to the libcuck?

Good version or yank version?

>/ourguy/
>tory
Neck yourself.

The good version, of course.

Yank version was the best (The first 4 seasons atleast)

this had me dad yesterday youtu.be/xXULJyJ_F1w?t=35m31s

I'd prefer to hear this bollocks on the radio than all the globalised degenerate reggaeton-esque nonsense we currently have
youtube.com/watch?v=-K4cEocL5kI

>demanding consistency from americans

>(((Goldsmith)))

yeah devastated

>tasteless daft lad: the post

>tfw whenever I order stuff off amazon it's just some guy in a white van.
>tfw I never have any trouble and even had a delivery come the day before due the other day.

>tfw Britain's railways are owned by the Euros
>tfw Britain's manufacturing was sold to the Germans
>tfw Britain's electric is owned by the French and Germans
>tfw Britain's Nuclear power is owned by the Chinese
>tfw Britain's postal service is owned by the Dutch
>tfw Britain's fishing waters are owned by the Norwegians and Icelandics
>tfw Britain banned itself from harvesting its own natural resources
>tfw lefties run the immigration policy
>tfw Britains laws are made by the Euros

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT CARE ABOUT SOME LITHUANIAN WANTING BRITISH BATTERIES!!!!

On a serious note, I though Wakefield was a Northern, NEET Labour area? The audiance seemed stacked towards Brexit/tory-right

>Disease killed more people than the battles

I never realised how big a problem disease was during wars.

>Yank version was the best (The first 4 seasons atleast)
Yank version is so over the top, just like all American comedies. There is no subtleties or dry banter, it is over the top yelling that translates to "this is where you're meant to laugh. Please laugh".

>Seasons
Yanks out

>the patient smiles of those around him
Autism friendly

Sorry

>I never realised how big a problem disease was during wars.
Disease and starvation are historically the biggest killers in war, not the fighting.

We shall stamp out Yank influence together

In US revolutionary war 27k British died by disease. Disease could determine which side won in a war.

BASED Tories desu

It's like there's been a conscious effort to destroy the country.

It'll end up that way again if there are any more big land wars, I reckon it'll top us over the edge as far as antibiotics not working anymore

>be futuristic supersoldier with exoskeleton and neural upgrades
>still shit yourself to death in a ditch like a peasant

I challenge you to find any section of the US Office better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=x9Jn4w6730Q

threes and I bail CFI school for flying private jets

hello there old friend :3

>when you live in a meme country

Is social anxiety a meme

Merry fucking Christmas.
I didn't realise that was Jay's dad from inbetweeners.

Based Thatcher

>tfw Britain's railways are owned by the Euros
>tfw Britain's manufacturing was sold to the Germans
>tfw Britain's electric is owned by the French and Germans
>tfw Britain's Nuclear power is owned by the Chinese

Comparative advantage. We are a service economy.

Or we could have them run by the state, your choice...

Basically just means you're a fucked loser who will never amount to anything

But there are girls with social anxiety who have boyfriends

No, but you can and will grow out of it like I did.

>I reckon it'll top us over the edge as far as antibiotics not working anymore


Its something that people often don't think about , even if we start working on new drugs and changing their use now . we will still run into massive problems . And thats without massive wars

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFI_Top_100_British_films

How many have you seen?
Tfw 22

kys cuck

Are you a girl?

>tfw Britain has been shit and steadily getting shitter since we became a service economy.

>>be futuristic supersoldier with exoskeleton and neural upgrades
>>still shit yourself to death in a ditch like a peasant
we plague marines nao

Alright lads.

I'm a virgin above the age of 18 so no

Quality response.

A good response would have been 'we should become a manufacturing economy again'. I await your solution to making this happen.

Our immigration policy has nothing to do with our comparative advantage.

Our economy was a disaster in the 70's. We were comparable to Italy.

delete this

Is Olney a Jewish surname, by the way? She has that look to her.

>tfw greatest nation in human history

You've been reading too much Sup Forums

My girlfriend was a virgin above the age of 18 m8

Naw.

Looks like a Native American more than she does a Jew

I've got some bad news mate.

No, it's of Anglo-Saxon origin.

>tfw still haven't seen Lawrence of Arabia yet

I'm just not a film person, 2 hours of inactivity is too much for me.

It's the eyes isn't it? I thought the same

Goldsmith was a jew anyway, why should it matter? Before 'durrr durrr Jews are behind Globalism, the average jews in the UK was more likley to vote leave (as Goldsmith did) than any other ethnic group. George Soros and co is not a real jew, he was a nazi co-operator

Papa Nurgle loves his children

Ethnic or religious group I was ment to say

Yeah, I agree. Same reason I haven't bothered watching films like The Lord of the Rings or, when I was younger, Harry Potter or other films like that. Can't be bothered to watch them. Bought Das Boot around two years ago and still haven't got around to watching it.

>unaffordable homes
>6 million people working on less than minimum wage
>zero-hour contracts are still a thing
>job market saturated with migrants and growing
>wage-gap growing exponentially
>public services being cut left right and centre
>minimum wage jobs hitting 10% of all jobs by 2020
>20% of full-time employed people earn less than the "living wage"

If you think this is fine, you are a fool.

Seize the means of production

I was purely curious. A Jew running on an anti-Brexit ticket could pull more voters to Lib Dems because they tend to vote in blocs.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT - DEADLY SCHOOL

The solution to this is clearly another 650,000 a year in immigrants.

>pointing a gun at karen
why is this allowed

Its not even funny anymore, i'm actually mad after typing all that. I could feel the fury take over me. How can we be so fucking weak.

>We need to get a petition going
No. Should sign up to one of the continuity Brexit groups though.

>le thatcher and tories responsible for decline of manufacture and railways in Britain

Paul Nutalls is destroying UKIP lads

How do we meme Farage to coming back

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/davis-backs-soft-brexit-in-blow-to-hardliners-rrmbmrtfz


>Our most anti-EU minister has backed (((Soft Brexit)))


Apologise.

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Why is Nietzsche a lauded philosopher? He seems like an edgy cunt to me

>unaffordable homes
Literally what does this have to do with being a service economy? It's to do with years of overpopulation, rent control and poor urban planning.
>zero-hour contracts are still a thing
Actually often caused due to a surplus of labour supply for certain industries. I don't like them, but they're actually occasionally useful for university students.

>job market saturated with migrants and growing
>6 million people working on less than minimum wage
>wage-gap growing exponentially
>minimum wage jobs hitting 10% of all jobs by 2020
>20% of full-time employed people earn less than the "living wage"
Nothing to do with comparative advantage, nor being a service economy. What does this have to do with anything I've previously said (besides it being better than the 70's, which it is)

>He seems like an edgy cunt to me
What are philosophers.

Saw this guy live in Brighton like 6 years ago

7/10 was worth £20

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 39% (-2)
LAB: 27% (-1)
UKIP: 14% (+2)
LDEM: 9% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)
(via YouGov / 28 - 29 Nov)

>implying there isn't a PURPLE SURGE

Thread ruined.

give me anti-irish pictures pls

No

>edgy
define this word for me

>Get a VPN to get around May's tracking
>All servers banned on Sup Forums

Yeah thanks for caring about internet privacy Hiroshima