Listen up you fucking burgers

You have TEN seconds to tell me why the area in the black circle shouldn't be part of Canada.

fight us for it and you'll know why

USA should annex BC.
Canada is fucking destroying it by turning it into a second Auckland, filling it with chinks and poos.

>implying you'd win

Kek

to fix just give us bc and alberta

Yeah and Australia should annex your bullshit pathetic "island" (Ps it's not one (

Because we paid for it

>implying Alberta wants you

Ever watch the movie Defiance? That's what would happen to American occupation forces if you ever invaded Alberta

Because Canada should be in the U.S.
Anschluß when?

Because it's our clay.
You want it you're going to have to fight us for it.

Other way around faggot.

Bullshit.

leaf is right. If you will kill him, he will win.
but commiefornia should b a part of Canada.

We need to annex your four western provinces, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, PEI, and your territories as well.

Well, we'd vaporize all of you in about 5 minutes. That's a flawless victory by your standards though.

>implying we wouldn't
>picture is of soldiers using US weapons

Remember, if you kill us, we win.

Alaska is 25% Canadian 75% first nations clay

Because it's the capital of Alaska. Duh!

Because we own it.

Cacuks can't be trusted with more land or they'll build more mosques, sry

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>mfw Lex Luther was the good guy

say that to my face fucker, not online see what happens

Because you are poor stewards of the land.

British Columbia should be ours. At least the coast. We wouldn't just abandon a huge hydro project like this.

>implying first nations or canadians matter.

I want new52 fags to leave

Because fuck you

If Cali were to secede, would the 538 electoral votes get redistributed among the 49 states + DC, or would we just have 483 electoral votes and keep the states the same?

Cuz fuck u

>China Town

what

Your map is upside down

Meet me at the border then butthead

>leaf thinking they can beat us

Fuck, you're right, you'd win as soon as we killed you.

483 votes, because each vote is represented by the senators and the amount of congressional districts in each state

Because it's American land duh.

Sometimes I feel ashamed to be Canadian

see if cali leaves, lefty will be no more

/thread

I don't know, Juneau?

Highlanders don't know how to say die.

Because Canadians are faggots and they can't hold territory.

They all live near there anyway. Nobody wants to actually be up IN Canada.

>implying you're a highlander

How about I just stay in a good country and you go fuck your mother.

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Because Canadians are racially inferior and should not own any of their land. It should all be annexed into Montana.

Feel free to try and take it back Canada! XD

I like this idea

Yeah, because they can't make anyone do it.

Don't know if you're being genuine or trying to get close to us

Don't know seems just as shitty as canada

They would distribute representatives to other states but the loss of two senators makes it 536 votes

You annex us and you go blue for Eternity and beyond.

You've been warned.

Dems would still win many elections even without California.

Because it's ours.

Any AK fags here? Thinking of moving, How is AK for day to day life? Can you get amazon prime?

Gibs me dat.

It will be Canadian clay soon and we will ethnically cleanse the land of physically unfit American cockroaches

if the kiwis applied for statehood then id fight this leafbro but alas, they still think there a "sovereign nation"

54-40 or fight motherfucker
come get some

Because it's ours. Pic related.

>implying Canada isn't a better country by almost every measure

Nice grasp of the American electorate there, Shlomo.

Lmao I didn't even know we had that little piece.
Get fucked, Canacucks.

Dude we could send the Alaska State Defense Force and conquer you. Plz start some shit so we can flip your entire country. PLEASE

Juneauite here, Canada has nothing to offer.

if anything we should take some of your land so we can connect a highway all the way up to alaska.

>American education

>dude we burned down your whitehouse that one time and then ran away giggling

Does Canada even have an actual military?

>what is free healthcare

>implying Canada is a better country by any conceivable measure

nah we get you cucks to defend us LUL

Yes. We saved your ass in Afghanistan. To thank us give us that Juneau slice.

>Tlingit and Haida already have free healthcare
Try again, Maple.

We bought it from Russia before you were even a democracy you cuck.

Our clay, fuck off.

I've been to Juneau, trust me, you don't want it.

>healthcare
>general quality of life
>per capita gdp
>education

it's the other way around nigger, why isn't the area in the red circle part of USA?

strong countries tend to prey on the weak and they want to be continuous and secure as much coast line as possible. there is literally no reason why they didn't just take it

because youre pushover cucks.

why would we consider what you have to think? youre our bitch

Because your entire army couldn't even take it from the Alaska national guard

WHY SHOULDN'T WE ANNEX CANADA THO? WHACHU GON DO ABOUT IT SENPAI?!

fucking this

YOU have TEN seconds to tell me why the area in the red circle shouldn't be part of the US

Because that land originally belonged to russians and was part of our deal to purchase Alaska

Beautiful Juneau, Canadian clay. Hell even its NAME is French!

Yes but they would have to start courting the Midwest and possibly south to do so. California leaving would hurt the DNC as much as Texas leaving would hurt the GOP

We get more of the coast that way. Canada doesn't need it. If anything we should get the rest of the west coast. Have Alaska border Washington.

US payed for it first desu

find me one list where US is above Canada on HDI/quality of life rankings

heres a pic of me waiting

Forgot pic

Because Alaskans will genocide all of you and bring your land to us as a gift.
Alaska stronk

Enjoy your niggers

Ahhh.... Home.

>implying you'd ever get Vancouver

You are aware of the Canadian nuclear weapons program, no?

British Columbia was originally settled by "Americans" when the Yukon gold rush happened.

If you do not know this already, your education from school has failed you.

>Alaska was once Russian

because youre all cucks

ah, actually I was thinking of another town we stopped by nvm, Juneau is nice. No, Canada, you can't have it.

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How different would today's world be if the Purchase of Alaska never happened?

In a few years, President Trump will announce a new axis of evil, trembling in his boots after Canada nukes NYC and reclaims Idaho, Montana, Alaska, Washington state, the Dakotas

"An axis of evil... Canada, cuba, China, Venezuela... p-please don't turn off our pipelines master Trudeau we need that gas to live.."

Stop going to Alaska on cruises. Tourists? More like Terrorists.

>m-make America Canada again...