The time is come when we need to have a serious discussion about leafs.
It seems to me that only American posters and occasionally Australians have the mind to puts leafs in their place, and this has got to change. Far too many people reply to their braindead cuckposts in a non-dismissive manner.
Leafs are, beyond a reasonable doubt, the single most cancerous posters on this board. Not even Sven comes close.
So how can you help to rake the leaves?
If you see the Canadian flag above a post, you may not be certain if this is truly a leaf or not.
A good way to double-check if it really is a leaf or not is to ask yourself these 3 questions
>"Is this a one line post?"
>"Does this have absolutely zero intellectual or conversational value whatsoever?"
>"Is this something a typical reddit-tier cuck would say if they discovered Sup Forums last week and have developed a nasty habit of posting?"
If the answer to all 3 questions is Yes, then you can safely identify the reply in question as a genuine leaf post.
>"Okay, so I know that I have identified a leaf post. Now what?"
There are 2 options for dealing with leaf posters. You can either ignore completely and continue scrolling immediately after identifying the leaf (you do not even need to read their sentence to use this technique!), or you can be more proactive, and reply.
Luckily, replying to a leaf poster is a very simple task! After briefly processing their post in your short-term memory, simply reply with either
"kill yourself leaf"
or, if the situation warrants,
"t. leaf"
(note: It is best not to include an image in almost ALL cases, contrary to instinct)
Doing so not only does the entire board a favor by discouraging the leaf from posting in the future, but also makes YOUR country look GREAT to everybody who sees your post. Any country can use this method to improve their standing on the board! As the old saying goes, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Thank YOU for helping to eradicate the leaf cancer!
