Alternate dimension

>alternate dimension
>trump never runs
>neither does Hilliary
>everything else (economy, immigration, etc) is the same as our universe
>Cruz vs Sanders
>you have to vote for one
>no voting independent/write in
> who do you vote for

Sanders, but I'd actually just kill myself instead

Probably just kill myself tbqh

cruz

JUST SAY NO TO COMMUNISM

cruz
Trump winning is what redpilled me from being a conservative

Ted because he's "Texan" and is known for being a constitutionalist but Bernie would've won by a slim margin.

Trump or civil war

Sanders
Cruz is a boring christcuck

>implying the dems wouldn't slaughter Cruz over his birthplace

Cruz wouldn't even be allowed to run cause he's Canadian.

Write in Jon Mccain

I never voted before Trump.
If this was the case I wouldn't have been motivated to vote at all.

Cruz btfo's out of What's his face because he's 105 years old.

Cruz

CruzMissile

I don't like Cruz and I think he is a snake, but I would vote for him over a marxist.

Do I know that Trump won in an alternate universe? If so, I vote for the rope.

>no voting independent/write in
Fuck you I know my rights.
I write in Rand.

I thought cruz won.

Did I shift dimensions or something?

bernie, he looks like my grandpa

sanders
i want to live in that dimension

Cruz wasn't so bad on the issues (as far as I can tell) but he himself is a huge opportunistic political-calculator, the latest example of which was clearly visible in his sudden endorsement of Trump.
>"Hmm let's see how Dahnald's poll numbers are in the next weeks to see if I should endorse him"
>"Looks like Dahnald's going to lose according to the polls, I wont endorse him and I can run again in 2020"
>After the RNC disaster: donors left him, doesn't seem to care much about his "insulted father and wife" and endorses Trump
Cruz would beat Sanders every time.

You are all pathetic

i vote bernie so i can virtue signal about more gibs while hastening the end of the republic all at once.