Who else fell for the scratcher Jew?

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I once bought $100 worth of only $1 and $2 scratch offs

after 2 hours I got back $60 and never felt the "itch to scratch" again

the odds just don't add up (consider yourself lucky that now you know)

(Sorry in risk game rn)
I once won $50 from a $1 scratch off. Every since then, I usually just win money back. $3-5 are your best bet, but $1-2 is if you want to play it 'safe'.

I found a dollar on the ground then got a 1 dollar scratcher and won 20 bucks.

It was pretty sweet

Ive probably won more than ive lost (on the ones ive bought with my own money and not received as gifts). That being said I buy them very very rarely.

>scratcher jew

lel i nicknamed my neighbors shitty terrier that

The most I ever won was $500,000. I thought I was set for life, but it was all gone after 3 years along with my wife. Kind of wish I didn't win it now. Caused more problems than anything tbqh.

That's because 20 other dollars were spent where nothing was won. Gambling is stupid as hell. Just admit you are doing it for the dopamine rush and try not to spend too much money on it.

Should have bought property (on your name)and then rent it out.

Ill take shit that never happend for 800 Alex....

Just won $50 off a $3 scratcher on a whim. AK most never win. Bought a $100 one once, nothing.

Some nigger bought 20 dollar ticket few years back at a store by my house and won 5 million bucks. Higher priced tickets usually fare better odds, but the payouts are exponentially greater than the 1 dollar tickets, so it's better to go big and not fuck with the cheap shit.

Never.

I won a few grand off of one once.

there's this guy that comes in to where I work, blows his entire paycheck every week on these.

Black?

Had a friend win $500 on a $20 ticket....$175 the next day..2 days later watched him loose almost $400 buying $20 tickets...$400 out of his wallet not counting tickets he one. I was standing beside him as he scratched furiously at the counter (yes he looked like one of those older guys scratching at the counter as soon as they get the ticket) as his last couple of dollars were lost.

Yeah my friends cucked by the lotto Jew.

He called me today saying he won $40 of a $2 ticket...he bought 5 $2 tickets and borrowed the money to get em.

filipino, calling it now!

No, that's the easiest Jew to avoid

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>Local lotto is run by the provincial government.

It's like they're not even trying to hide it.

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Epic new meme that I missed out on?

I am not a fucking retard that voluntarily pays extra state taxes, so not me.

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My first wife was addicted to pull tabs. We go out to shoot pool and have a few drinks, and she had to be all in those damn boxes, like there was a system. It went to charity- blue line club or whatever, but still a racket. Got her off of those but she still spent frivolously on everything. She got the house when we divorced, but I think it cost me less than keeping her.

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Use to buy $1 tickets for shits and giggles
>Won $500
>With my Irish friends
>On St Patrick's day
>After I rubbed it on their greasy faces
Gave each friend $100 and went out to eat and smoked the rest away.
Good day
Never got out of hand

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I bought a 1 dollar one at the grocery store randomly and won $500. If you're a retard and buy more than one, you're basically shitting on the gods of luck and they will ignore you. Only buy 1 at a time or u will lose.

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$500k isn't exactly an unheard of lottery winning. My neighbor won $2.2m and my town is only of about 30k. He opened a brewery that I eat at sometimes and generally used the money pretty well. I could see a $500k winning causing a lot of problems. Its not enough to set you for life but its enough to have the roaches scratching at your door asking things from you and to set your family's expectations way too high.

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Poor guy sounds like a sitcom character

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Used to buy 5 tickets on birthday

Stopped after two years because I won nothing

got a free dollar ticket today
>scratch off special number
>3
>"good things come in threes"
>pick random scratch zone, first one of 5
>3, 2$
>cool
>clear rest of board
>3,2$
made 4 dollars tonight

i have just enough luck to break even, thats about it

Never. We sell these at work and it's never fun to see people's blow hundreds of dollars in an hour. Let me tell you something in case you can't math. You will never beat the odds.

what the fuck is this lol about

I burnt myself out for life on scratchcards long before I was even able to legally purchase them

Fucking neopets

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Looks like someone tested out a bot.

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Nice proxy faggot

I rarely buy it
I only buy it when God directs me to
I always win
I only win small amounts up to $40

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not me

how stupid do you need to be to fall for this ?

Those bullshit games are just a tax on gullibility.

You're hearing from the wrong God if you're being told to gamble

I spend $900 on various $20 rolls every two weeks. Always get atleast half my money back. Have won 10,000 twice. Believe it or not, it isn't as random as you think. If you know how what you're doing you will win more than you lose, like I do. And believe it or not, I have won more than I spend on them.

>If you know how what you're doing you will win more than you lose, like I do

can you explain?

Life is a gamble for our soul
driving is a gamble for your life

>Always get atleast half my money back
> I have won more than I spend on them.

What

I'm planning to waste about 20k of an inheritance playing around with day trading.

get a demo account first, there are apps with demo accounts to help you learn forex or stock trades.

they use real data, but fake money and fake trades. it helps you learn.

What do you mean by demo account? Is it like day trading with fake money?

It's about managing the long run. You will sometimes only get half your money back, but I usually break even, and allot of the time, I double and triple my earings from what I originlly pay for the roll. It's more than just luck. You will not lose if you know what you're doing. Over the past 10 years, I have spent 200k and have won nearly 300k in total.

I won $100 on a $1 scratch ticket once and it was my second time ever playing.

I don't buy em anymore though cause its a waste of money.

yes. fake money like 50,000 and real time data

Have made nearly$100,000 in profits over a ten year period. 99.99999% of people don't know what they're doing.

hell no, i only receive them as gifts from family members.

He sure is a character

it literally is just luck

Thanks senpai. I'll give it a try and see if I get BTFO. Any app suggestion? I don't want to go to /biz/.

Mfw won $3 off one somebody left in the machine the other day

Free calypso lemonades bitches

The major problem people do not realize with gambling is that if they were to spend a certain amount within a day, and let's say the lost a ton, but the next day they won more than they lost the previous day, instead of thinking "Oh, I need to subtract what I spent yesterday from what I won today," it's usually "HOLY CRAP I WON DOUBLE THAN LAST TIME, MAYBE I'M LUCKY, IF I KEEP ON GOING I WILL BE RICH."

The cycle typically continues. BTW I went to a casino for the first time in my life, and I was able to make 30 bucks (a relative gave me $20, and in total I technically made 50-20= 30) Although I won money, I was mad that I played on the machine, I would never do that with my own money.

And my winnings are nothing compared to what some of my friends have made. I know a guy on a lottery forum I visit that has made over $5,000,000 on scratch offs, and numerous others who have made 1-2 million. This of course being over a long period of time. Over time, with proper strategy and knowledge. You buy tickets hopping to win the largest proze offered. You should realize that winnigs come long term. State lotterys feed off inexperienced players, and that is where they get most of their revenue from.

So whats the secret?

My parents are one of those. Thinks the odds are worth it. I have a better chance of getting a girlfriend then seeing her win this shit.

Years of studying lottery theory.
Yes, that is a thing
Don't buy single tickets,buy full rolls
Much like predicting lottery numbers,
Each roll is asigned a number, and you will be asked which roll you want
You may be asking, "what does the roll number have to do with anything".
Well odd number rolls numbered over 60 have a higher number of winners than lower numbered rolls.
Half of these rolls have more winners than losers.
If the store you're buying rolls from doesn't have an odd number roll over 60, go elsewhere, untill you find them. Most store have them.
Not that this only applies to $20-30 tickets
Don't buy tickets under $20. Only buy rolls with $20-30 tickets
Go two weeks between buying rolls
Re invest the money you win
There are also a couple of other secrets that I can't share.

In Canada even rolls over 70 have more winners than losers.

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How much is a full roll of tickets?

I used to work a gas station job and the only guy who I ever saw who would win money was someone who got a huge court settlement when he was young and would just buy the most expensive $10 and $20 dollar tickets by the dozen

somehow he played enough to win money but you need to invest so much for such a slim gain whats even the point?

Varries by state. But in my state a roll of $20 tickets runs a little over $900

Working at 7 eleven this summer, I'm never buying these shits, some retarded old smoker would buy all the scratchers for like $210 then come bacl the next week and get $60 back and buy 12 cigarette packs in a box

Anybody ever ask you for particular books? Numner wise?

When I was working at a Gas Station the had a Scratcher Vending machine, I'd only buy the the most popular tickets of the day,I'd end up with more money then I put in every fucking day. I never won over 100 USD though

people did that shit all the time like they thought they were smart

again the only people who won money already had money to blow on it in the first place
for everyone else its a stupid tax

This. The odds reset each time you play so don't count consecutive losses as a pattern which will eventually lead to a win. When it comes to this stuff the math isn't in your favor and never will be so the only way to win is to cheat.

someone left 15cents on a pkie i got free spins
>got 5$
>kept doubling it on roulette to $100 went drank for a while.

>TFW betting stratafails and you lose consequtively from 1$ bet on roulette that much so your now spinning $300.....

i buy a few every now and then. it's definitely not worth it, considering my win-lose ratio, but it's fun and reminds me of my grandparents who were obsessed with them.

the only thing i don't like about it is gambling with all lost funds going to fund the shitty government of the state i live in.

>Its not enough to set you for life
I don't know where you live, but I could buy like 6/7 good apartments here and rent them for the rest of my life, I would buy 3/4 more to have ~5000k per month for doing nothing.