So Sup Forums with the way things are looking the NEET life may very well be a possibility for me. I was wondering what city has the most polacks living in it to start a pol house. No girls allowed of course, and cant mind having a minimal amount of private space. workout the size and rooms if this gains any momentum. But itll just be a permanent bro house. We can play vidya, discuss politics in our hughome and workout of course. And if we get say 10 people in a $1000 a month house (which can get a nice house) its $100 a month, you guys could work less than a part time job and have plenty of cash left over. Im looking for fellow NEETs or potential NEETs only, dont want to bring anyone else down with us and you probably wouldnt agree with our lifestyle anyway. I am very serious about this and am looking for living alternatives i could do for the rest of my days. i could mention all ages welcome, just no wives or leeching girlfriends who would encroach on our already sperg enough living space. a female would only add to the tension. even if youre not really interested lets talk about it and entertain the thought for a bit. also no niggers, muslims or spics. asians are cool as long as you dont tell me to clean my room or some shit. And any foreigners that are based and white would be welcome. Im sure we could work out some marriage thing for your citizenship if you paid your way over. all are welcome except those specifically listed,
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Would if I was older plus Alaska is the only state worth living in. No income taxes or property tax. Only 700,000 people. Weed and guns. Majority white and conservative. True paradise.
>No girls allowed of course
Why not??
Yeah but no bangable broads.
what could possibly go wrong?
I'm down. 501 here.
are Sup Forumsacks with assburgers welcome, op?
NEET here, its great man i just play Vidya as much as i want and watch TV.
I have some type of condition affecting me from engaging with society to get a job so i been stay with mum for few years and being NEET is reat.
WHen i was a wage cuck i worked out that the only free time i would have for the rest of my life not including weekends is 80 days.
Think about that bros... i have lived more in a year as a NEET then some people do in a lifetime as wage cuck.
the idea is already hopeful as it is, getting some poor neets to fly north would make it even more unlikely
through my travels here its taught me girls are inherently evil, if there was some based cutie that could handle the high test situation i could look further into it.
in my head, someone doesnt pay their share, but im prepared to boot some faggots idgaf if its my own mother, no pay no stay. or theives. then youll be hancuffed to the wall and fed crumbs for a fortnight once caught.
what exactly is assburgers
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not bad, i just went to Arkansas a couple weeks ago. 405 here. one step closer into making this a reality.
dont let me forget to mention no faggots allowed, the marriage proposal was merely to get some warm bodies paying rent
fags are more likely to be child molesters so why take the chance befriending them
thats why i just said no faggots allowed are you retarded or did you just get some easy (yous)
Ok if in gay? Wont touch u or nothing. Neet here
Why don't I ever get (you)'s from Kekfags. Check these sick waffle digits you homos.
It sounds interesting. It would need to be a seriously fast internet connection though. 100 megabits down over 10 people is pretty bad.
being NEET is preety cool man because why not.
every fag i met has laughed about trying to turn straight guys, truely degenerate
10 people? There would be fistfights over space in the refrigerator.
I once had two roommates, a couple, and they were suuuuch bitches about space in the refrigerator. They basically acted like they didn't want me to have ANY space in it. Every meal they would cook some fancy fucking dish, like shishekbab chicken with a couple sides, and they would only make enough for themselves for that one meal. It's like GODDAMN, make yourself more so you have fucking leftovers. But no, every meal, they would make a huge mess in the kitchen, spend 1+ hour cooking, then have no leftovers.
Then I would try to stick something in the fridge and they would be "Hey, don't you already have bread?!" "Uh yeah, but there was a deal if you bought two loaves so I went ahead and bought another to freeze." "Oh, you know you got spaghetti sauce in there too. You gonna make spaghetti soon?"
They were suuuuch bitches. Glad I moved out.
yes maybe get pertsonal internet wired that you dont share,
Get an old baracks
what is your plan for food
it doesnt work like that
this guy knows
none of this, i feel im pretty good at spotting the drama queens, too many occurrences like that and theyre out the door. also word of mouth spreads fast im sure.
because the autistic males would fuck things up trying to get in her pants
unless they aren't already fucking eachother
>"No girls allowed"
Why not? Redpilled folks can co-exist just fine.
whats a way around this? is the only way to buy better plans or can you buy more modems and more plans?
explain what you just said to me
girls exist to drive males apart unknowingly with their pheromones
I like you Jean
Kek does too
Just checked for my area (Chicago burbs), 1gbit down 150mbit up $139.99/mo, and $299.99/mo (and $500 activation) for 2gbit symmetrical, both with unlimited data.
Split over 10 people, the price isn't bad at all. And even if everyone tried downloading shit full speed at the same time, everyone would still get 25MB/s EACH.
But I wouldn't want to live like a North Korean. I'd rather have each person spend like $500/mo, and we can rent essentially a small-medium mansion.
Girls have cooties! XD
how aggressive can a handful of neets be? and we could always have a fight night where we clear a space and box or wrestle or some other faggot shit. used to do that alot, was fun. i have 2 fridges right now, what i might end up doing is designating a cook and everyone puts in $5 for their food for the day and someone goes and gets/ makes a fuck ton of food. the whole idea is to be very laid back and improvisational.
ALL I'm saying is that if one of you FUCKS eats my gogurts I'm literally gonna shoot up everyone in the damn house.
this. also i masturbate a lot, so unless you want to be a part of this in some way or another prob not gonna work out.
>tfw my country can't afford autismbux
I can't be a fucking failure like you guys :(
the point of the NEET life is to not spend that much though, you could get a one bedroom shitty apartment for $500 a month, the beauty of the neet house is its simplicity and cost effectiveness.
all plastic knives must be registered
are you white
OP, I sincerely hope you and your ilk someday reach a point in maturity in which you no longer fall in love with any female that crosses your fifteen foot personal space barrier more than three times.
Hippies do the same shit you're proposing literally all of the time, only they mix genders and use windows 95.
a Sup Forums frat?
>canada
go worship your wifes son somewhere else liam, you my rely on women to keep you happy but thats where were different. I was born in solitude, molded by it, i need no one.
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Looks pretty comfy, desu senpai. How about Lincoln Park, Chimpcongo? Been in some nice homes that have this kind of look.
>implying I have a girlfriend and using that to spite me
That is so sad.
can we all shave our heads and wear white robes?
i lived in a 4br dump apartment in LP and it was 3k/month
this desu
Can we all just take a step back and admit that we all just shilled out to create a single party-communist society
I'm completely self reliant. I work for a living, and when I have girlfriends, so do they. I've gone through shit that would make your toenails crawl up your legs. I'm probably a lot like you, the key differences being I can enjoy a real mature mutually beneficial relationship and I don't say faggoty anime shit like >I was born in solitude, molded by it, i need no one
a Sup Forums house would be more like my place.
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Alright so you're fucking retarded and have no concept of real estate value.
We would have to do this in a place like Phoenix where you can get a lot for a little. I've got an insanely nice 1400 square foot apartment in Scottsdale. I've got two roommates and I pay a bit under $460 a month. My bathtub has bubble jets senpai
Actually both my roommates are Sup Forumsacks too so I'm kind of already living the dream
nice ketchup bowl
it should be required
what are you making, goyim
>le hard working canadian man meme
that ship sailed a few years ago my friend.
now all your legacy on the internet will ever be is "if you kill your enemies they win" now mr man, get back to work on that cuckshed
let me in
Okay we would have to get bunk beds though
I always fantasize about a neet mansion - the idea of everyone being nocturnal and watching TV/playing games in their separate rooms or in a giant living room always sounds great.
That does sound fun but I'm gay so Sup Forums will never love me like I love them.
That's a frat house
Where will the money come from? Online gambling?
no stoners allowed
The nearly 15,000-square-foot mansion on Altura Avenue near Constitution and Carlisle has had several price drops from its $1.4 million starting number. Now it's listed for $799,000.
go nuts Sup Forums!
It wouldn't cost too much to rent either. With some interior renovation, its reasonable to say at least 60+ people can live in there.
Honestly, 10 people in a house sounds horrible even if they were all perfect roommates. I wouldn't mind living with 2-4 bros, though.
if spics can live with that many people in a house, we can. it's a good idea. memehouses. the coordinated magic would be intense.
anyone near dallas or mckinney interested in doing this?
Jacking off would quickly create issues
Yup. None of this unrealistic brotherly fantasy. Men can have drama too. Some psychopath has to be the benevolent fascist or some asshole will ruin it for everyone. The fewer people, the easier to manage.
I dunno what variety of NEET you are, but there's no way I could get sleep living in the same house with around a dozen people with the same irregular sleep as me.
I dream of an ideal situation where I can be very close to other NEETs/nerds/artists but still have sleep area safely away from any possible noise, like subwoofers. Maybe even keep the extrovert NEETs out completely and have public noise limits.
if they don't respect pre-agreed-upon designated shared/private areas, put a lock on your food container, I guess.
I'm not gay, but the smell...
>no longer fall in love with any female that crosses your fifteen foot personal space barrier
3DPD. I've graduated to wizard status almost a decade ago.
>windows 95
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NORMIES GET OUT!!!
include the food budget with the rent, so 10 guys, 1000 a month, 100 a month for food. the leader would take the 1000 dollars and get staples.
you have to think of it as a barracks. like 420 paperstreet.
A girl would ruin it. Every time a girl is thrown into a group of guys fighting starts and she breaks the group apart. Thousands of examples thanks to MMOs.
I'll come if I can grow pot and bring girls. I'll bring you guys girls too. I mean, I'll try, you'll have to meet me halfway personality and hygiene wise.
If all I do is grow, for the first couple of months, I'm not gonna lie I could be a bit of a money sink, but once I get one crop I'll pay for myself and then some, but I can probably get a transfer with my company to wherever the house is and pay my way. If not there's always work doing what I do but seriously, don't underestimate the electric bill.
Aim a little high. A bro house is a cool thing if you just think you deserve it.
I'm in San Francisco CA but can move around March.
Would consider if I could verify that you guys aren't autistic, if we were near a city, and if we had rules about keeping things clean.
no-fap.
it would have to be something like a mission, or Sup Forums chapterhouse.
Sup Forums chapterhouse.
Sup Forums chapterhouse.
everyone has to exercise, do regimented chores, no-fap, have a library, etc.
vestigial idea but it's coming together.
we might even be able to pay for everything by making soap.
out of jews.
I'm a neet. Am very much interested.
I have a qt314 soooo no.
With 10 people everyone would have to get a mini fridge for personal food, have a fridge in the kitchen for general stuff and a giant freezer in the garage for frozen goods. Also a big fridge in the garage for drinks
>no spics, but he'll take filipinos
Okay.
Get the fuck out with no fap. I get laid and still jack it
>no spics
Come on man I voted for Trump
Do you take white autismos? I don't bother anyone, and that is why people don't like me. Fear teh quiet guy and all that. I'm peaceful tho. Just want to work and put money away.
no one is allowed to have personal food in the house. the food budget is split out, purchased in bulk, and prepared communally. make our own bread from flour, etc. ascetic diet.
something like this doesn't work without discipline and order.
you might not be a fascist, but a place like this has to operate under national socialism.
masturbation is degenerate and harmful.
Lmao can you imagine the insanity if we all lived in that?
Why don't you guys just set up a planned community, in the US? I know there have been some commies who did this shit
Waco
christ what of the electric bill for 10 neets battlestations, mini fridges, vibrating fleshlights and gaymen consoles
>no-fap.
Oh man. We've already got factions. No-fap, fap, and full-on normie fucking.
Uber-NEET is a good ambition though. I'm just not interested in joining an alt-right army training camp.
only if the house includes power racks and barbell none of that gay ass bodyweight exercise
Shit internet though
It's not as hard as you think. Living near Chicago by entire life, I spent a year in rural ND for Fedex because they desperately needed someone at the airport (and it paid $25/hr). I rented the cheapest place on craigslist, no kitchen just a fridge/microwave, my own 8x10 room, and a shared bathroom with the 3 other rooms on the floor. My neighbors included one quiet weird guy who liked hentai, 2 loud alcoholic hillbillies, and some hot as fuck girl. Weird guy listened to loud movies, hillbillies played CoD and netflix loud as hell, and the girl regularly had guys over and had loud sex randomly during the day. Fortunately though, I sleep a lot easier with white noise, and having a honeywell air purifier running filtered out 80% of the noise, and cleaned the air as a bonus.
I am too shy to have asked them outright to keep it down, so I just made things happen that made them keep quiet. You might've heard of LOIC, that DoS program Sup Forums uses to shut down websites and stuff. Well you can target it at internal IPs too, like LANs. The home had a single wireless network, and it had shitty ISP hardware. If the internet was slow, or they were being too rowdy, I'd DoS the network for a few minutes as punishment for them. If I was really tired, or they did something to get me angry, or they were loud for extended periods of time, I'd start LOIC when I went to sleep, and turned it off when I woke up.
As for the hot girl, while I didn't mind hearing her moans, I didn't appreciate hearing the guys, and I resented the fact they were getting laid and not me. So I made a Youtube unlisted playlist entitled "cockblock," including such classics as the monster mash, get an ugly girl to marry you, spanish flea, and more. I'd play it loud as fuck, and every single time the sex would end within 30 seconds, and as I turned the music off I'd hear frustrated sighs and groans.
>racks
Not free lifting fucking pleb
naturally. oly and power lifting would be the standard.
you might not be interested in joining an alt-right army training camp, but i think a lot of people on Sup Forums would be interested in joining a Sup Forums chapterhouse where there is given some order to their life, a group of people interested in self improvement and iron-pill sort of stuff - people who want to become more than they are and who think that encouragement from group and some routine would help.
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
I would totally do it. I have ten grand saved up. Ineed private space though. Even if we have a barracks we would need to get room dividers from idea or shower curtains or something.
things that never happened
(cont)
After I did this a few times, she gave up fucking and quietly moved out a few weeks later without telling anyone.
One final point on the router- Act like you're doing a favor for the tech-illiterate homeowner by "gifting" a nice $100+ wireless router. I did this later in on my stay there. Little did they know, I did that just so I could have complete control of the network. And the higher end routers have lots of nice features, like setting some IPs on low priority and others on high. Or being able to disconnect devices from the router with one clock. Or blocking ports, filtering websites, etc. I ended up really getting off on fucking with everyone's connection there.
So point being, you can do things that passively shape the environment where it isn't too bad.
I use free weights for all arms (curls), squats, lunges, etc. but I push-up wearing a weighted vest for chest workouts.
Well it did. And this was about the most interesting thing that has happened in my life so far, to further add validity to the story.
The 70s really was the worst time for home design jesus christ