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不要看黄电影。

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WTF I hate movies now

停下來。

SPEAK AMERICAN.

american language doesn't exist, faggot

不要看红电影。

六四天安門
法輪功
毛澤東是狗

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CHING CHONG DING DONG

CHONG CHING CHONG PONG CHONG

Wo bu shuo Zhong wen, Xijinping. Shuo ying wen.

CHING CHONG IT'S A CHINESE SONG

ching chong chinki wink

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hahaha shi wu dong shing li chon de

china is rightful taiwanese clay

黑鬼。

Look how 小 my ID is! It's almost as 小 as an 亚洲阴茎。

Is that Korean?

DELETE THIS!

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离开他妈的。

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Spoogley eyed fuck

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG COMET PING PONG

>>美国荡妇。

Taiwan #1!

>Xi "Use Bing, Watch Your Organs Flee" Jiping

Jiping is based. puts the corporate Jew right in his place.

"黄电影"是什么意思?

then what language is the word "yeehaw". i never heard that in England.

DELETE THIS

translation:
>some of you are alright don't go to america tomorrow

>simplified chinese

literally why

t. guy from hong kong

I am visiting Shanghai soon.
what up ching chongs

Yes it does, You really think Americans are speaking English? LOL Ok then Germans speak Dutch.

porn
they ban porn in china

its onomatopoeia, kiwigoy

ching chang chong

Yellow movies translates to porn? Shit, thanks based Malaysia. Teachers never teach that lewd kind of stuff.

pls simplified only

i literally thought he meant he would stop watching chinese (yellow) movies

>"american language doesn't exist, faggot"
>proceeds to speak american

German "education" everyone

Awww shit it's going down

can somone recommend me a chinese forum like this where people shitpost so i can learn chinese with chinese hanzi

Hey fellow leaf

>Says American doesn't exist
>WHILE WRITING IN AMERICAN

>not learning both
素質差to be honest, lad.

Mei gawk chut Sai zhong gawk Yun hai Lee doh

Ngo mm sick deem dohk lay dee zhong mun zhee

Lay dey choon boo hai poke guy ah. Deal lay dey de lo mo

you guys realize this is meaningless without tone indicators? use MS pinyin input or ibus on linux if you want to chink it up.

ChinaSmack has not lately been updated as often as it was years ago, but has translations of Chinese internet comments, and a glossary of Chinese internet slang.

konichiwa denwa bango wa nani desu ka?

i have a lot of friends who communicate like this on facebook, i understand it desu

ngo sic dohk zhong mun zee dan hai but go mm sic seh

or something like that

Kyon kun denwa

If you notice that's not actually pin yin or jyut pin but rather English phonetic "translation"

我們渴望和平。

are you Chinese yourself, or just know it well enough to get by with context like that?

i took it for a few years in college, and it means nothing to me to see it like that.

>不要看黄电影
>writing in Canadian
wew fucking shit lads you guys are autistic

中国就是一个很大的垃圾桶。你们的女孩最热爱的东西是白人的小鸡鸡。去死吧

Watch your fucking mouth chink.

Hey people from China, is it true that in your government people who run cities, districts, states, state owned companies, etc, have to pass rigorous tests? And people who run a big state for instance, have to have years of experience running smaller cities/districts? Is this true or just propaganda?

FUCK OFF CHINA DONT' TELL US WHAT TO DO

Wow they actually commucate like that?

Ho Kay guai

Japanese is much more intuitive than Chinese.
This shit is alien talk.

fuck off

Kanji is literally chinese characters

他妈的王牌和他妈的白人。

ping pong ping pong.

I'm gonna have to learn this fag language when they take over.

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It's a more human version of this tonal nonsense

>tfw losing ability to speak cantonese more and more each day
>can barely communicate with my grandparents anymore

Furthermore

Lay hai may mei gawk chut Sai?
Yee gaw hai, lay deem sick dohk ah?

Ngo jee gay Sai goh hawk gowh muh ngo yee gum daily goh zhong mm sick dohk ton muhy say

Ngo dang hai sick gong Lee dee gah gong dong wah Yong gun Ying mun tang yum

Mainlanders use simplified chinese.

muh ngo yee gah dai goh*

Autocorrect doesn't like my shitty phonetic english chinese

到乐的特,回去

nuke china

It means "Yellow movie", which translates to porn.

Get it? Because Asians' skin is yellow.

Guómîndăng wănsuì
Zhõnghuā Mínguó wănsuì
Máo chīguò Sūlián de dàběng

Ps: liho guan pingyu, gua si chin e Taiwan nin.

i'm from hong kong.

yun wai heui dey hai sai lo zai. like middle school girls

hai mei gok chut sai. ~6 go yut lo go si fan fan heui hong kong
gun jeu hai hong kong do ju joh 6 nin.
gun jeu fan fan lei mei gok.

desu i only still know canto because I visit every couple of years and have to deal with parents' phone calls

it's hard to remember all the words.

ding ding lang lang poo poo in the loo loo

Does Sup Forums know the history between the CCP and ROC? Basically, while the ROC was fighting the Japanese during World War Two, they used all of their resources, after the war, the communist came out of the mountains and forced the ROC into Taiwan. To say that Taiwan is historically China's current government, is retarded. I wear my MAGA hat daily, and I'm happy I don't look like a fool now. Thank you, Trump.

TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1 TAIWAN #1

fuck off

Ah that explains it. It is indeed a very hard language to learn so I guess I should be happy I was ingrained with it from birth due to being raised by grandparents.

I do.

Gua si Taiwan ngin.

Yeah I agree.

I like bragging to white weebs though about my asian language experience, suddenly i'm a cooler person to them just because i can order asian food for them without the owner getting mad because he doesnt really undersand english

China can kiss my ass. 台湾和中国完全不一样. 如果中国打击台湾,我会杀死几百多的中国分子.

台湾真是第一。

I don't understand your post. I'm American, so how you transliterate pinyin is different from how I transliterate. For instance, ni hao might become "knee how".

你他妈的他妈的说我怎么说,你小ch?我会让你知道我毕业于海军海豹队我的班级的顶部,我参与了对基地组织的许多秘密袭击,我有超过300确认的杀人。我在大猩猩战争训练,我是整个美国武装部队的顶级狙击手。你对我没什么,只是另一个目标。我会擦拭你他妈的精确的喜欢在这个地球上从来没有见过,标记我他妈的话。你认为你可以逃避说在互联网上对我说话吗?再想想,他妈的。当我们说我是联系我的间谍在美国的秘密网络,你的IP正在追踪,现在,所以你更好地准备暴风雨,蛆。风暴消灭了可怕的小东西,你称之为你的生活。你他妈的死了,孩子。我可以在任何地方,任何时间,我可以杀了你在七百多种方式,这只是我的双手。我不仅在非武装战斗广泛的训练,但我可以访问美国海军陆战队的整个武库,我将使用它,以完全程度擦拭你的悲惨的屁股,从大陆的脸,你小狗。如果只有你能知道你的小“聪明”的评论是什么不道德的报复,要把你打倒,也许你会拥有你他妈的舌头。但你不能,你没有,现在你付出的代价,你goddamn白痴。我会在你身上颤抖的怒火,你会淹死在它。你他妈的死了,孩子。

你好,你是公民还是旅游?

>I'm American
My bad, though you were taiwanese

It's not mandarin, it's hokkien.

I am taiwanese. Gua si Taiwan ngin = wo shi Taiwan ren.

Though I don't really know if there is an official hokkien romanization, mine is based on KTV subtitles lol

Well I was actually meaning Cantonese being hard. I know many Americans who can learn Mandarin probably because it's less strangely tonal with shit like "ngo ngoi lei" whereas in Mandarin it would be "wo ai ni". It seems Mandarin is more, not sure how to say it but rigidly English?

>filename
Try harder

What did he mean by this?

你好,台湾。你的国家终于要接受中华人民共和国的统治吗?

第一篇,最好的帖子。

You retards are all speaking Belizean and arguing about non-languages.

Oh yeah. Cantonese is really slang-ish to begin with, and a lot of the tones are hard to get. Harder to translate into romanized chinglish too.

what the fuck you soulless critter?

>你小ch?