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General James "hot brass over hot ass" Mattis is going to change things up. NATO can consider themselves on notice.

>Warrior monk
Would you let him join your DnD party?

Mattis is probably the least straight of the pic

Give me the defence ministers of Canada, Russia, America and Poland and you'd never have more fun committing genocide of orcs, goblins and the pointy-eared faggot elves who gave you the quest in the first place

He can DM.

It would be impossible to design a scenario around him. He would find a sneaky way to subvert any encounter.

The man is literally the reincarnation of General George "Blood and Guts" Patton

Top row: SJW feminazis

Other rows: alpha male badasses

Mad Dog Mattis: God of War

MAD DOG MATTIS ON THE LOOSE

>Canada

Does he remove Kebab?

>top row, Civilians in charge of the military
>bottom row, Military in charge of the military

Fixed that for you. Enjoy your coup de tat.

I'm so happy that we have a military man as SecDef again and a president who won't order him to carry out social experiments like putting females through Ranger School and accepting trannies

Why did you remove poland?

Ash "Mad Dog" Carter is our current secretary of defense

His only negative was being a Marine.

Pretty sure he's built his career around it

I thought Trump was

>inb4 "muh time travel"

Do you think he'd want to want somebody fuck his wife?

>does a Sikh remove kebab?

They're literally born to kill muslims

Do you really have to ask?

This has got to be bait you tremendous faggot.

I bet he can't even defend his butthole

>Defense Minister of Canada

He sure does.

Is this nigga biting his lower lip for his government yearbook photo?

He's probably in or was in the Army you runt

Everybody knows the rivalry that exists between the Marines and the Army

"POS" --> name assigned.

... yeah fatty who can't pass MEPS... you are indeed a piece of shit!

>devil dog detected

Add a brazzers logo at the bottom corner and you're good to go

>chair force boot detected

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That just means he's retarded

Isnt it true that the Polish defense minister is a bit of a joke?

He's served a bro-tier tour of duty in bosnia and 3 in afghanistan

Sikhs are born to remove kebab, and they do it in the most bro-tier way they can

A leaf

I'm not a Marine.

Norway's minister is actually pretty cute.

...

Fuck

God I hope not, that dolt lost to a retreating Romel and almost fucked up that entire front.

I forgot, bob haircuts and tight sweaters win wars right?

The bible reminds us that women "Eve" are catalysts for evil.

Kek, good one

I can imagine Mad Dog cucking the 2inch shrimp dick chink out of Albania and Norway's pussy

He didnt say otherwise faggot, he was just pointing out how much of a semon demon she is.

Please put the two together.
>tfw phone poster

God, i hate that bitch.

Don't worry we're building a Marine base in your country

kek

“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look at him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy.”

Aren't you forgetting someone?

How can I get a qt Norwegian gf?

Will be in Norway next year working oil

Fuck off, we're full

Damn bro, how did you get into Norway's O&G industry as an American? Are you a petroleum engineer?

Already accepted the offer :^)

That polack faggot is going to ruin my reverse funnel system.

You forgot Poland

No.

Not bro-tier. Join army, where uniformity is critical, and demand exceptions.

he was an Int O that took credit for his NCMs work. he wanted to pay off the taliban rather than fight them.

Fuck this guy. Wasn't a solider he was a desk flyer.

That's fine but the fact that you have a problem with them shows how retarded you are. Maybe kill yourself

NO ONE CARES ABOUT POLAND YOU FUCKING SLAVS

I'm a tool pusher and I just took a job with Maersk after working for a small exploratory drilling company in Texas

Nah, Trump is the kind of guy who will make the trains run on time, if ya catch my drift.

Reminder that time travel has been a factor throughout the entirety of the Trump campaign

Sikh, Iberians (Portugal and Spain), and Serbs are the reason Islam was contained within Africa, and the Middle East for so long.

How did you get into that? I just got out of the Muhreens and Im on the fence on what I want to do

yes, its a melanin based priority list tho

>forgetting the Byzantines (Greeks) who held them off for 800 years

Forget O&G, way too cyclical to be worth it m8. Consider using your GI Bill for engineering, nursing, accounting, or finance, and you'll be good to go.

You're lucky to get a job though. I've been working as a machine engineer for a supply shipping company for about two years now, but lately i've been having a hard time getting contracts. While the oil prices are dropping, available jobs decreases.

tfw no MacArthur

Jesus that guy looks evil

not meme enough for the modern age

haha what the fuck does weedman have? an inverted mustache? is that for tickling the balls while he eats hairy asshole?

fuck this guy. hes a living meme

A Sikh who removed kebab in afguanistan.

He's basically the only good trudeau pick.

Poland vs Canada

Who would win a war?

The draft is going to be a thing again

Started as a roughneck when I was 18 and worked my way up
Got the job through nepotism my uncle is head engineer for the company I started out working for

Roughnecking is an easy enough job to come by the only requirements are passing a drug test and a little PT test to make sure you can handle 12 hour days of hard labor but any company would definitely like that you were a Marine cause they know it means you aren't work shy
The pay is absolutely outstanding as well it takes no time at all to make it to 6 figures but the reason why people don't swarm to the job is because it is very physically demanding and dirty work

>NATO can consider themselves on notice.

mmm dat fpbp tho'

The draft was always a thing, by dude.

Alright, reading you getting a job with Maersk piqued my interest, I've been wanting to get back at sea again, I just want to go Europe bound instead of the south east and the middle east

General James "Final plan for Iran" Mattis

youtube.com/watch?v=tKIJKQRb53o

Hmmmmmm

>Cycling 4 Diversity

wut

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Maersk is literally always hiring (apply there) because they're always expanding their drilling operations I believe they've got rigs essentially everywhere in the world where there's oil

Is that plan becoming friends with them and getting Aryan Persian qts?

Canada, when was the last time Poland won anything?

>implying Sikhs aren't the original kebab removers

Sikh not muslim.

I'd be cool with Mattis as dictator and would enlist to serve in his military if he took over.

This guy watches his wife get fucked. I think I know why other countries bully us like we ain't shit.

Forgot Poland Army
Vote 5/5


I miss ytmnd

>you forgot poland

>literally carries daggers around to stab them at anytime they start attacking people

What does a mother do when her childrens are thretened?

We have a legit SoD now. So happy

Well i'm no stranger to hard work, I'm new in the Oregon area and all I have is 3.6k to my name and a room my friend is letting me stay in.

Found out the hard way that the lumber industry here is pretty much set and you have to know someone to get in

A woman in charge? What the fuck is wrong with your country?

We're so close to having the perfect inner cabinet.


If we can just meme Webb into the State Department....

no actually General Mattis was sidelined by the Obama administration because he disapproved of their negotiations with Iran, ie. the Nuclear deal. Instead choosing General Petraeus to be Chief of Staff of the Joint Chiefs.