America in a nutshell

>be american
>middle class
>18 years old
>400kgs
>eating 10 bowls of fruity loops
>have a heart attack halfway
>roll on floor, reach for phone to call ambulance
>paramedics need a crane to lift you into the car
>wake up 5 weeks later with a $800,000 medical bill
>now broke and dont have a home

I love my freedom.

Bout sums it up

Fuck off Aussie.. you do realize we actually bro you right?

i love fruit loops

Our country still has more freedoms than you guys.

>kg
We use freedom units stupid abo.

>Be american
>Buy a house and 2.5 hectacres of land for $100,000
>Live off farm and sell excess
>Due to innovations in farming i have plenty of free time to learn knew things
>Free time and large sums of money from selling my produce allow me to live a comfortable life
>When my kids grow up I will send all 5 of them to college with the money i have made on the side.

I fully support the freedom to be a fat asshole.

God bless America

>be american
>CNN tells me a ((((fact))))
>have panic attack
>go to hospital pumped full of drugs
>see medical bill
>have panic attack
>shart

...

>dingos eat my baby again
>emu's have barricaded me inside my house after they won the civil war again
>no problem because I have two tons of Marmite and I can lick the moisture from off my basement pipes
>decide to shitpost on a American adipose assembly
You've got some nerve

eating 10 bowls of fruity loops when peanut butter captain crunch is superior

fuck off m8

Don't you have refugees to be taking care of?

>1010
>freedom confirmed

>60% white

>$800,000 medical bill
That's why we need to kill fat people or refuse treatment for them if they can't pay for it.
Waste of our money.

damn i dont even know enough aussie stereotypes to respond to this.

>visiting Australia in student exchange program
>first night with host family
>woken up every 2 hours for wombat prep drill
>exhausted in the morning but ready for school
>family says we can watch original Australian television before going to school
>leave 10 minutes later
>get to school and provided mandatory Flume album
>first course is abbo cucking
>classmates are going nuts, cheering screaming and hollering with excitement
>kid with highest bantz score from the week before gets to scrape abbo cum into a bottle to be sent to local Aussie brewery
>for lunch everyone has to steal their food from local restaurants
>rest of the day spent in the east coast screaming and spitting towards New Zealand
>at night we wait until other countries send their food scraps for dinner
>accidentally drop a quarter at the dinner table
>host family all pull out knives and begin fighting for it screaming "oim gahnna be a rich cunt!"
>at midnight we all have to perform ritual involving pantomiming getting killed by a stingray
>finally get to bed and shit my eyes
>alarm sounds
>wombat drill

*Froot Loops

where did you go m8? up north?

>99% Convict

Lost me at 400kgs desu

not everyone is a fat guy you dumb Vegemite emu worshipper

laughs/10 enjoyment

go to bed grandpa, we got your generation's debt bubble to pay off

Do you think Roadhog is still a Redpill kind of guy? I mean, on one hand, he hates corporate, but on the other, he REALLY hates Omnic noms.

I don't know. Just seems like an arachistic kind of guy who just loves to destroy things. But perhaps he understands the world around him.