Brit/pol/ - Post A Picture of Outside Your House edition

>Tories beware: the Lib Dems have a ruthless, disciplined electoral machine, and they fight dirty
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/tories-beware-lib-dems-have-ruthless-fanatical-electoral-machine/

>Government warns Brexit vote must not be relegated to a ‘footnote’ ahead of Supreme Court hearing
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/government-warns-brexit-vote-must-not-relegated-footnote-ahead/

>Corbyn: Unite against 'populist right'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38195251

>Farron hails 'shock' by-election win
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38184119

>‘They were WRONG’ Judges' ruling made Brexit ‘almost a footnote’, blasts Attorney General
express.co.uk/news/politics/739374/Brexit-High-Court-Article-50-Parliament-Attorney-General

>Supreme Court Brexit case: What does the Article 50 challenge mean for Brexit?
express.co.uk/news/politics/739382/Supreme-Court-Brexit-case-what-does-Article-50-challenge-mean-for-Britain-EU-exit

>Europol: ‘Indisputable’ That Terrorists Entered Europe Posing as Refugees
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/03/europol-indisputable-terrorists-entered-europe-posing-refugees/

>On Sunday Austria To Choose Between Globalism or Populism
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/02/austria-choose-globalism-populism/

>Child abuse investigation 'not a witch-hunt'
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/02/edward-heath-child-abuse-investigation-not-a-witch-hunt

>The reality of Cuba’s health service
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/reality-cubas-health-service/

>Le Pen victory in France would be 'body blow' to Europe, says Cameron
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/marine-le-pen-victory-in-french-elections-would-be-body-blow-to-europe-says-david-cameron-a7453571.html

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>Post A Picture of Outside Your House edition
Nice try GCHQ.

Farage is on QT on thursday. Its a Christmas miracle edition.

>implying anyone is forcing you to
>implying it has to make your house identifiable

>being this triggered at being called out for his shit edition.

You lads looking forward to Christmas?

>Le Pen victory in France would be 'body blow' to Europe, says Cameron.
I forgot about him. I wonder how much EU leaders hate Dave for sparking all of this.

4th for world class slags.

But there is no real chance of le pen winning is there?

Probably not, but who know's with the way things are going currently.

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How many times have we heard that.

They're getting in early this time.

Not our fault you redditors are so easily triggered.

I'm thinking of starting a club for men and women who want to volunteer their labour for a community project. I'm in the Valleys where there are so many places and areas that need help that the government either can't or won't. It would be called something along the lines of the "Civic Labourers Guild" and would offer help to any who ask. Could be old peoples homes, could be community halls that need restoration, could be anything that many hands can make light work of. Anything that needs doing but can't afford basically.

Obviously the club couldn't be politically aligned, but what are some problems we should look out for?

Would smash them.

>Civic

>Obviously the club couldn't be politically aligned, but what are some problems we should look out for?
Make sure that whoever runs it isn't some bleeding heart who funnels manpower into refugee or other "exotic" tasks.

Not a bad idea. Obviously don't cater to people who are just taking the piss and who are fully capable of doing a job themselves but would rather have someone else do it out of laziness.

Thats a good point actually. Thinking about it now, it would be very susceptible to outside pressure. It would need to be internally democratic and maybe have quarters that are naturally leaning to certain stances.

>Anything that needs doing but can't afford basically

And how will you afford it? Or find such a broadly talented group of people willing to work for free?

Like this google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiWof3an9jQAhWMI8AKHeAmDZ8QFggrMAA&url=http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/neo-nazis-homeless-outreach-race-hate&usg=AFQjCNFIT303P0uRc0FgAf222qrGbOOPHQ&sig2=M3jWgVe1L99qViIV7A7fDQ

It's their own fault for not taking the renegotiation seriously. How hard would it have been to agree a temporary exemption from freedom of movement? I wouldn't support it but it would've swayed plenty of people, pushing the issue further into the future.

What if there were four quarters to the organisation, and based on what skills you have you could join certain quarters.
Labourer quarter - no particularly useful skills, but willing to aid.
Arts quarter - Left leaning, involved in arts and culture projects.
Trades quarter - Right leaning, involved in restoration and building.

What would the fourth quarter be?

>some kind of weird protein drink

Quality journalism.

>Tfw posting in Trump/gen/

Education quarter, build educational camps to help communities tackle degeneracy like communism and homosexuality.

Would depopulating Scotland solve it's problems?

It's ferociously uncomfy.

>more concerned with have 4 groups so it fits the name "Quarters" rather than any practical reason.

Yeah, this is gonna fail.

People would join if they were given the opportunity to fix problems in their community. Things that would cost however can be funded through numerous ways. You could have a small membership fee to cover any admin costs, government grants, even shit like bag-packing and knocking doors. The money can get obtained, thats not the difficult part.

>What would the fourth quarter be?
RWDS.

Lose some weight, bitch tits.

You can't start with a finished product you fucking mong. Quarters are good to use because they're easily divisible and multiply-able

Volunteer organisations notoriously have manpower problems, and your solution to this is to charge people to give up their free time, expertise and labour for no profit?

The only pratical application of this model is HMP, and thats because Prisons have large groups of unused labour with nothing better to do.

>already posted this but I'm feeling worse and want some more conciliatory (you)'s

Christ lads there's a lass who looks like Rachel Riley in one of my classes. Only difference is she has no tits and arse, which is disappointing desu but she is still stunning.

The thing is, she always glances at me. Ugly, fat me. When her friends are off she even comes and talks to me. One time when I was complaining it was cold she just came over and wrapped her arms around me. I don't even remember her name ffs.

Your model is to randomly think of a divisible fraction, then force fit your groups in to fit the name.

Rather than the logical method of working out what aspects you wish to address then subdividing were appropriate.

You're the one trying to start with a finished product you "fucking mong".

No, that would susceptible to indoctrination from both right and left-wing propaganda.

How about a Service quarter? Wipes old peoples arses and makes sure drunk girls get home safe.

pics of her and you

Suggest a better alternative

>You can't

People like you are why this country is shit - just wants to knock everything and provide fuck all.

I literally did provide a better example.

1) Think of which aspects of society you wish to address
2) Form them into relevant categories
3) Organise the structure from their

your method is

1) Quarters sounds cool
2) fuck I can only think of 3 things
3) better sloppily form a 4 group because Quarters sounds cooler than thirds

>pic from outside your house

This is from home. I love Australia but Britain will always be my home.

What's everyone's plans for the weekend?

What's the best breakfast telly programme?

>Wipes old peoples arses
You mean like carers do? The carers that the NHS and private groups are constantly hiring for because barely anyone is willing to do it, even when paid?

>makes sure drunk girls get home safe.
You really haven't thought this through at all, have you?

Holy shit don't do this.

more slags because why not

VOTE
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Vidya, pub, probably have more nightmares again.

Tunnocks Teacakes desu.

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Does anyone else miss Tony Blair?

Thinking about going to a thing but it will probably be shit but if I don't go then I can't know if it might be good, bleh

Nothing, as usual.

what a pikey

Go away, Tony.

I've already had two today.

Co-op sells them for 95p a box by the way.

no

>tfw no more cocker spaniel

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Nice doggos

Not really

Is Gerald Warner /ourguy/?
reaction.life/diversity-new-name-uniformity/

Where in the valleys are you m80? Gwent or Rhondda?

Tunnocks Teacakes are lovely. I absolutely love processed marshmallow confectionery.

I wish the dark chocolate ones weren't so rare.

thanks user

Cameron

Tunnock's Caramel Wafers > Tunnock's Teacakes

I chose quarters because it divides areas up equally. The only way to make it attractive to potential members is to make places scarce. You could have multiple chapters within a consistency, each chapter has four quarters, and each four quarters has twelve squadrons. Those squadrons have say 12 members in each. Each of those squadrons work very closely with each other and elect their own captain, their captain then forms part of a parliament for their quarter.

Personally i work in the arts industry as a theatrical sound designer and have cheap access to state-of-the-art sound equipment. If i was a squadron leader and wanted to put on say a street party for my local area, i could contact a squadron from the labourers quarter and an admin quarter to ask for help and they'd oblige. Similarly they could return similar requests.

By keeping it to quarters, you can't start making up new divisions as the tone of the political rhetoric changes. With your way you'd end up with what a students union is - 100 societies for muslims and foreigners.

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Gwent - Caerphilly

Too early to tell.

Outside my house
Location: East London

Cameron BTFO

There's too many whites for it to be London.

>tunnocks anything

You should see the Essex countryside, mate.

No u

No u

Will you guys be making boats out of woven leek leaves?

JF

No u

reminder that the Dr who episode of "the Christmas invasion" was predictive programming of an extraterrestrial crisis involving PM Theresa May and President Trump

Broadcast Almost a decade in advance.

'Working at home on call' its great double pay, just had a wank and I can be anti-social and avoid having to see my family or go Christmas shopping with my gf.

Look familiar?

It's trump

Quick, post Inbetweeners whilst YKTD is asleep

When can I next vote lads?

Can't let these liberal democrat scum think they are coming back

Was thinking more about restoring and maintaining local community spaces so children have a place to practice their sports or hobbies, taking care of the elderly, and getting homeless people off the streets. It would also serve as a way for NEETs to provide something and feel part of and proud of their community. Would also like to put on community events such as fairs and markets that aren't sold out by the local council to the highest bidder.

More of pic related.

Christ, I hate London so much.

This story totally happened.

Fake as fuck story, no one talks to strangers in London.

Meme Merchant finally taking one for the team
youtube.com/watch?v=xhRGP7k7L1g

Friend zoned

You are fat and ugly so she sees you as non-threatening

Show your interest in her

You got one shot at this.

Lose weight fatass

Get swole

Any lads here been to/worked down in the Falkland Islands?

I've been asked by my work to go down for a 12 month secondment from next June (home for 2 weeks at Xmas).

"no"

Not even friends. I've been too much of a pussy to start conversations with her. She's always the one to initiate talking.

B-but I can't. I'm too scared and I don't see any opportunity. She's always surrounded by some Chad """friends"""

I'm trying. I WILL. I'LL APPROACH HER. REEEEEE I CAN DO IT! (don't know how many times I've said that before)

Make sure to sign this important petition lads!
change.org/p/electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19-4a78160a-023c-4ff0-9069-53cee2a095a8

Get bigger than chad

Train until Chad looks like a scrawny bitch next to you

One of my uncles was posted there with the RAF, said it was a bit boring and the internet was crap.

Are you in the forces then?

Nah civvy defence contractor. They want us to service all the Typhoons down there.

Can't complain though, extra 2K per month on my pay per month.

Sounds good, you should definitely go. Take your camera and post pictures on brit/pol/.