Which country has the best tourism slogan Sup Forums?

Which country has the best tourism slogan Sup Forums?

>Australia
>not "fuck off we're full"

Dropped

>Uruguay natural
> ur u gay natural
>you're a gay, natural

>Bahamas
>Life is grand

I like it.

>Belgium
>The place to be
Bombed? Nuked?

Why do many African nations not have tourism slogans? I'm thinking really hard here ,':^/

>EL Salvador
>The 45 minute country

What it's suppose to mean?

Iran, they're practically begging

Probably the drive from end to end

>Australia
>There's NOTHING
Fixed

>Incredible India
>Wonderful Indonesia
How much did they pay for that shit?

>United States - All within your reach

This is good, it shows off both the concept of the American Dream, and the ease of travel in the U.S.

>Egypt - Where it all begins

This is good, it shows how Egypt was the cradle of early civilization, and is a good all around slogan for travel.

>Australia - There's NOTHING like Australia

This is good. It shows off the uniqueness of Australia, while informing everyone that it's a fucking desert and there is nothing there.

Probably more than "Visit Armenia, it is beautiful."

>United States
>All within your reach
lol. Except its not. With our crummy public transportation system. Most of the US is not within your reach unless you have a car.

Don't know which one's best but I'll tell you the worst.
All of Africa in one country
-Cameroon

>MOROCCO
>much mor
>kek

>Canada
>Keep exploring

lol nothing to see here folks

It's almost like they don't want anyone to visit

>Portugal: Europe's West Coast

>China like never before
what they mean by this

>New Zealand

P U R E
U
R
E

I'm sold :3

>Iceland
>inspired by Iceland

>Uganda
>You're welcome
For what, aids?

>Congo
>

>Jordan
>Yes, it's Jordan

Bravo

>spain
>#
what are you doing

>Tunisia
>I feel like Tunisia

>saving the thumbnail
I can't even read 3/4 of them you fucking mong.

Particularly interesting how slogan of Russia is the same as of fucking Anglo.

>New Zealand
>100% Pure
What did they mean by this

Open in new tab retard

new zealand best slogan

>Austria
>arrive and revive

I like it

Mongolia, Go nomadic

Seriously, I'd wanna visit Mongolia

NEW ZEALAND
>100% PURE
WHITE MANS PARADISE

>Spain slogan is a hashtag

fuck this world

>Chile
>Not "Get in my helicopter you filthy commie scum"

>Revive
Hitler?

>Going to Norway in the summer
I wonder how boring it is there.

>Yes, it's Jordan

>columbia is magical realm

Not really. Your public transit is abysmal. Have been in LA.

>magical realism

Lol wut

yeah was suprised too m8

>It's more fun in the Philippines

They're basically admitting that all of their tourism is sex tourism

>United States - All within your reach
>Egypt - Where it all begins

These sound like something i'd see on my mp3

>best enjoyed slowly

I first read Switzerland's as "Get Neutral"

New Zealand: 100% pure

What did they mean by this?

>New Zealand
>100% Pure

lies, New Zealand is a slut

Australia

Egypt
"Where it all begins"
WE

>USA's "All Within Your Reach"
Speaks volumes about ourselves
>Canada's "Keep Exploring"
Can't tell if the leafs are telling you to fuck off or get lost and die in the wilderness.
>Russia's "Find Your Own 'Russia'"
Again, speaks volumes
>Australia's "There's NOTHING like Australia"
>China's "China Like Never Before!"
>Croatia's "Full of Life"
>UK's "Home of Amazing Moments"
>Cameroon's "All of Africa in One Country"

Most of these seem to be plays on the country's strengths, or horrible dark sarcastic inversions thereof.

>Iran
>"You are Invited"
To what? When? How can I go when I can't fly there?
>Columbia's "Magical Realism"
cocaine is a hell of drug
>New Zealand
>"100% Pure"
WELP BETTER START PACKING

100% pure slut.

>I wish I was in Finland

:DDDDDDDD

most of these sound retarded in english because of translation

people who speak more languages probably know what I mean

>Hapiness is a palce
Bhutan wins tbqh

read a book m8

>ukraine
>it's all about u

cameroon sounds horrible.

Nigeria
>Good people
>Great nation
This is a Trump tweet.

New Zealand is the best by far.

I'm a burger but I know what you are saying.

>IRAQ
>The other Iraq (Kurdistan)
What did they mean by this?

not

BENIS!! XDDDDD?

All of those. Absolutely terrible.

literally could not waste 2 seconds to come up with something better...

thought the same thing

>Sweden doesn't even have one
Why? Because every nigger that wanders his way over there just sits his ass down and starts leeching off welfare?

>Djibouti
>Djibeauty

Best one desu

What? Weak bantz. Stop it.

>Canada
>Literally "Keep exploring for somewhere better"

Fucking leafs hate themselves

>UAE
>Discover what's possible

>You can't do anything fun legally there

45min until you're robbed, beaten, or killed.

>all about EU (gibs)

Fucking Satan

don't forget raped

also checked

Yeah. We know.

Austria - Arrive and Revive

>it's more fun in the Philipines

Right now I couldn't agree more.

>kazakhstan's slogan is the land of wonders

yeah it's a wonder how they even have a tourism industry

>syria
>always beautiful

also

>japs taking literally 2 seconds to think of a name because they hate foreigners so much

>My name a Borat!
The country was grateful that the movie was made because no one except nostalgic former soviets would come as tourists.

But since English is the main language of international tourism wouldn't it make sense to have your slogan sound good in English? Or is this some shit you hear when traveling domestically as well

>I've never heard americas.

Our tourism marketing team pushes the fact that nz is pure, green, and environmentally friendly; when we're actually one of the worst countries because we pump so much cow shit into our rivers.

Works wonders tho. show a picture of some secluded alpine mountain in the south island that doesn't look anything like 99% of nz, slap the logo on and you're quiche.

>Tanzania
>The land of Kilimanjaro, Zanzibar and the Serengeti

At least they tell you what to expect.
Better than
>I feel sLOVEnia
or
>Tajikistan
>Feel the friendship

...

That poster is fucking awesome, I wish the UK was this based

>Israel
>Land of creation
>Personally responsible for more deaths than any other race, natural disaster or disease

life execptancy

>Denmark
>trademarked slogan from Disney
When does Disney invade because they violated the NAP?

Well, they are the Mexicans of Europe.

>Visit Armenia, Armenians not included

TYT BTFO

>Sweden doesn't even have one
Well to be fair, almost no African countries do.

DO YOU FEEL IT MR CRAB ?

Yeah, but they let a ton of them in legally, so they're not as cool as that makes them look.

>IRAQ - THE OTHER IRAQ, KURDISTAN

what?

>Morocco
>Much moor

Pretty obvious, duh.

Have a (You)

>the other Iraq
What did they mean by this?

>Can't tell if the leafs are telling you to fuck off or get lost and die in the wilderness.
Keep exploring other cultures. Getting culturally enriched.
>Australia's "There's NOTHING like Australia"
There is nothing in most of Australia
>Iran
>"You are Invited"
I'm more worried about if I can get out later.

it's obviously the tourist slogan for Kurdistan.

KURDISTAN: The other Iraq

Your dum