AS OF 12.3.2016 CALIFORNIA IS NO LONGER PART OF THE USA!
BY DECLARATION OF THE PEOPLE OF THE BEAR REPUBLIC!!!
>We will now model ourselves after Scandinavian social Democracies
Things to expect:
>Free healthcare
>Free internet access
>Free college
>A guaranteed minimum income!
>Equal pay for equal work
>Decriminalisation of all drugs
WE REJECT DER FÜHRER AND ALL HIS FASCIST POLICIES!
>He will NEVER be our president!!!!!
I support this. Good luck.
good
get out.
>Things to expect:
>>Free healthcare
>>Free internet access
>>Free college
>>A guaranteed minimum income!
>>Equal pay for equal work
>>Decriminalisation of all drugs
I can't wait for spics to ruin all of these lmao.
Our country's new flag!
Good luck fucker
wish a nigga would
>Things to expect:
>>Free healthcare
>>Free internet access
>>Free college
>>A guaranteed minimum income!
>>Equal pay for equal work
>>Decriminalisation of all drugs
Have fun, Arizona does not accept refugees when you fuck everything up.
>Bear Republic
I think Twink Republic would be more appropriate. Or perhaps Bean Republic.
Californian here.
No, we haven't succeeded.
Yes, Trump is our President.
Of course, OP is a faggot.
>Free everything
>No water
Good luck with that.
Capslock and a title?
you've got my attention!
All the red counties will slaughter all the blue counties.
Kek, can't wait to view this shit storm happen in full swing.
When der FÜHRER's men come for YOU, we will give YOU sanctuary in the Bear Republic.
> But with a Mexican family
Bahaha!
I was born in California. If it becomes it's own country try does that mean I am no longer a U.S. citizen since I wasn't born here technically?
it will be a third world shithole
:~)
Sadly blue counties are where most of the wealth is in if youre not a farmer scientist or logger.
>california becomes sanctuary state
>trump clamps down hard on muslims and mexicans in rest of america
>muslims and mexicans flood into cali
>muslims and mexicans seize power
>trump declares war on california
>california returns to america minus many democrat voters
>repubs in power for next 100 years
>ticker tape parade
Post proof spic
Nippon will reclaim what is rightly theirs soon enough.
Things to expect:
>A wall around California.
>Absolute default; no foreign currency reserves or investment whatsoever.
>High tariffs on Californian exports to the United States; complete collapse of Californian agriculture.
>Increased Mexican immigration to California.
>Free SJW-tier education that will help find you no jobs
>Increased degeneracy and China-addicted-to-opium levels of drug use
I wish this were true. Fuck California.
If only.
If California left it would be much more difficult for the dems to do anything.
>Expecting all those things
See you in a month when you've ran out of water and federal funding.
lel
MFW when the next California election is between La Raza and the Bloods
>tfw in san diego
lol, yeah right.
isn't kashkari the guy who ruined the economy?
Mein sides
You forgot the part where we burn down the Apple and Microsoft offices.
Silicon Valley kikes need a good ass-kicking. They've gotten too cocky.
People get salty about the confederation and call them salt/traitors
>california wants to succeed
Omg, you go california! So brave. Such independence.
Hold me pol
Thank you.
>Would you like honaray citizenship???
HAHAHA
Have fun without any Colorado river water or Shasta/ Trinity water, Jefferson actually has the guns to reverse-secede back into the US.
Cityslickers never think things through
>Bethesda's lore.jpg
LOL the blue coast is sure going to starve quickly. Red part doesn't even need to fight, just keep the blues contained until they kill each other and die of lack of fucking everything
Just FYI,
Without California, Repulicans will rule over America for the next 50+ years.
Hope you realize that.
I used to live in Cali. If they leave, there will be mass starvation and famine. I'm honestly trying to think about any positive that can come from this, but everything califags need to survive including water comes from other states. This is so fucking stupid. Good riddance anyways. I've always wanted to see what a genocide looked like.
Things to expect
>no water
>mass exodus of tech industry
>mass exodus of entertainment industry
>Now have to pay tariffs to USA to sell products
>USA occupation of military facilities
>The second American civil war
That's ok.
> You'll be begging to get in soon enough
thinks this is the kind of club you can leave, thats funny though.
Remember the last time a state tried to leave?
>DER FÜHRER
Please stop posting fake news. THANK YOU.
So will Google and other IT companies move to Seattle? I guess I will buy some properties in Seattle before Calexit happens
aren't Microsoft's main offices two states north of California?
Jefferson secedes from California.
What to expect.
>Death by thirst
trips have spoken
I heard it manually.
we have passed 12th of march, buddy
The Bear Republic loves you too!
>The Bloods
>The Cali election is down to the Crips and Bloods
>still Red v.Blue
Pottery
Probably. I just really hate (((tech giants))), almost as much as the MSM. Always peddling their jewish bullshit.
Good, now we have a place to dump all the parasites.
>If California left it would be much more difficult for the dems to do anything.
This isn't true at all
Without California, there will be 483 total electoral votes, meaning 242 will win the election
Pic related, a winning map for the dems
>When
So all Republicans have to do is win florida and the dems are eternally cucked
Why are florida, wisconsin, pennsylvania, and michigan blue?
All those under funded pensions will be secede as well.
fair enough.
Doesn't California take in aid from the US government every year?
Doesn't it need that to survive?
What about currency? Legislation? Government structure? Infrastructure, personnel, capital.
Surely this is a jest.
>Things to expect:
>>Free healthcare
>>Free internet access
>>Free college
>>A guaranteed minimum income!
>>Equal pay for equal work
>>Decriminalisation of all drugs
I take it that CTR got a few penies left ?
>"FREE"
I don't think Californians realize how much money DC (AKA the other 49) gives them...
>Succeeded
Seceded
Because Florida is a swing state that could go either way
And Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan are loyal blue states that only went red by a thin margin this time because Trump spent a year and a half specifically pandering to their interests (trade deals)
...
I don't think Californians realize that nothing is free
Doesn't matter, the red areas have all the bullets
succeeded at seceding
california needs broken up
Oh it's already happened!
Good. I hope you lot do leave because that means we get to enjoy an all red america for years on end with nobody to stop us.
The hispanics and blacks will flee to California, thinking they'll get away from whitey as any last lingering white presence in California slowly withers away -- It'll turn in Zimbabwe in a matter of months.
Also, pro-tip
>pic related
>florida blue
>wisconsin blue
> PA blue
>Michigan blue
try again
Yea and get used to seeing them turn red every year as Democrats go further and further into anti white propaganda.
Dems are just digging a deep hole for themselves with their neo liberal garbage.
Fuck no. I love my country and I wouldn't want to live in a Mexican-Communist hellhole with no helicopters.
I wish. We would be so much better off on our own without dumps like Mississippi and Texas dragging us down. but it's a burden we have to bear. It is our duty to drag the uncivilized parts of the country kicking and screaming towards a brighter future.
a winning dem could and would make them blue
Believe it!
I hope they do it.
It would be great for the rest of us if the Dems lost 55 votes.
A strong Democratic candidate could easily win all these states
The point is, it's not outside the realm of possibility that a Democrat could win even without California.
The idea that California seceding will yield a permanent Republican majority is false
As a matter of fact, California has more red districts than blue. This will actually hurt Republicans in the House of Representatives
would anyone be upset if this actually happened?
>Full house has spoken
FTFY
Don't worry, we will accept Arizonans as refugees.
>After a few years of DER Führer in power you will be fleeing to the Bear Republic!
I would, yeah.
>US loses millions of people and California's huge economy for ugly borders
*Marching through Georgia plays in the distance*
Microsoft is in Seattle
that state was the golden state, beaches, meadows of grass, wide open spaces, how did america let it get like it is today? niggers shitkins mexicans and lets just say it communists and the jew fucking everyone on rent. what happened out there? seems like we were really bad managers of our property.
I give them a week before they bankrupt themselves.
The Californians themselves, they realize that they have to actually work for once instead of gibs. And pay a hefty premium for out of state water due to the drought.
Goodbye
Prepare to be drafted into the army, lads, it's time for the American Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo
I'm white, you'll never give me sanctuary.
So creative, did you think that up yourself???
>Newfag
They're already bankrupt. They survive off of debt. It's only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down I would love to lose california. I'd rather take the land by force.
So you're going to be a country that strongly relies in your shitty and degenerate pop/trap industry, and your shitty libcuck hollywood media?
Also, come to think of it, why would your celebrities stay in Hollywood hills if it means getting taxed at 70%?
This is the only logical scenario.
>democrats and illegals flood to "sanctuary" of California
>now we have an excuse to liberate Cali
So Cal here. Good. Once the big cities implode the military and California Minutemen can clean up this mess and create a stable, effective state for the Republic (don't kid yourselves rest of 49 states, you need our coast line, its the cucks you don't need)
I would love it if Commiefornia broke off and attempted to make its own country.
They require help from the federal government to stay afloat and pay for their welfare and roads and shit, imagine once they don't have that?
Watching them fall apart would be splendid.
The US would lose it's major shipping routes out of the ports in LA and SF. Most of the country's international trade runs through those.
Not to mention it loses Silicon Valley, which produces more wealth and new technology than practically any other place on the planet. Your computer was probably invented there, as well as the code inside it
>mfw this nation will Civil war within 6 months of creation.