>tfw having a smoke outside of my apartment complex >Two middle-eastern guys walk by, and try to ask me for directions to some place >One of them is holding his phone, and gesturing for me to look at it >Both of them are looking at me like they are expecting something, that Jihadi John stare >One of them is keeping his hand in his pocket, and obviously holding something >Remember the latest ISIS vid where they instruct to distract the kuffar and then stab them >Full on Sup Forums mode and adrenaile kicks in >Tell them to hold on for a second >Quickly run to my apartment and grab a kitchen knife >Holding the knife I run back and yell at them to show their hands if they want instructions >They sprint away
I'm pretty drunk right now. Were they just lost refugees asking for directions, or did I almost get jihad'd?
Brayden Evans
>tfw Muslim with hand in his pocket was holding money that he was gonna >give you for helping
Grayson Peterson
Better safe than sorry amiright
Austin Hernandez
They were probably just asking for directions, but I guess you can never know for sure.
Camden Brown
>my directing them to the nearest church
Adam Peterson
Yes I know that they probably weren't going to stab me, but how can one be sure. At least I want to stab them back before I die.
Andrew White
>Finnish social skills
Jonathan Evans
You did good, NEVER relax around niggers or arabs
Liam Jackson
Thats a hard lesson to learn when you're european.
Carter Carter
You did the right thing, hopefully you even scared them enough to realize they aren't wanted and go back to their own country
Christian Davis
Finland yes
John Gray
Yay multiculturalism!
Brandon Reyes
>be refugee >Ahmed always on your ass to join the jihad >tell him to fuck off, just want to assimilate >get lost on the way to Burger King >ask local Finn for directions >Finn flips the fuck out and tries to stab me >getting fitted for a suicide vest tomorrow >hope it has cotton lining, polyester gives me rashes
Owen Baker
You should have hid the knife. Walked up to them exchanged hummus dip and tortillas and then shank them. But before you shank them scream GOD WILLS IT.
Jacob Nelson
Holy fuck the liberals were right. We have to be nice to them. If you kill your enemies they win.
Jayden Watson
R
Joshua Gomez
>probably holding a cell phone bomb you did good son
Justin Long
>mfw i live in a 95% white city
Sucks to be you OP
Jayden James
came here to post this. Fins are the most autistic race in europe by far.
Levi Baker
>be refugee politely asking for directions to gangrape party >get chased by autistic knife-wielding finn
Thomas Allen
Regardless, you did the right thing desu.
Adam Cooper
Kek brings truth
Grayson Young
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Sebastian Russell
A
Jonathan Davis
Did you really think puukko perkele was just a meme
Adam Wilson
This story should be on tv in America
>i was scared around foreigners >i grabbed a knife >i only intended to use it as self defense, i didn't go on a violent spree because of my fear
They would still call you a white supremacist
Colton Ross
You should have just let him kill you, then you would win.
Robert Fisher
And every Finn has more testosterone in his left testicle than your entire body little girl.
Jeremiah Cook
>thinking fins are superior to anglos
ya nah fuck off mate, we conquered the world, you were conquered by everyone.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Just biding their time.
Also, they weren't conquered by Russia.
Grayson White
Just say sorry idk, go inside and load your gun incase they follow.
Around shitskins, never relax.
Ryan Campbell
>yfw the refugee had this gift for you in his pocket
Easton Jackson
Next time you meet lost Muslims.
Cross yourself like the Pope.
Look up to Heaven.
Scream "God's Will Be Done" and run towards them
Find out if "Jesus loves you, this I know, 'cause the Bible tells me so" works for you
Easton Russell
Wtf I love finnish people now!
I wish all neighbors greeted each other with loaded guns. Its the only way you can trust each other in this dark world.
Camden Miller
>running with a knife
Charles Campbell
>be refugee in finland >trying to learn this mongolian language >get hungry >all places here are absolutly haram >i go out anyway >get my friend MOHAMMED AL BINZIR >circle around 20 minutes in middle of nowhere >finally spot someone >wew this ugly albino is uglier than my goat >pull out my phone to translate >it s cold so i have to put hand in jacket >albino goes back inside >comes out SCREAMING DEUS VULT >we run and take next boat to swedistan
Jace Hall
Kek, typical Finland.
Logan Walker
And dont come back you dirty sandmonkey
Jack Cruz
Another tolerant leftist making fun of people for their mental disabilities. Autistic or not I bet he could body a skinny, cowardly little nu-male leafcuck like you any day.
Owen Scott
>We're they just lost refugees looking for directions, or did I almost get jihad'd?
Either way, you did the right thing.
Jaxson Clark
This
Russia got fucked trying to invade finland
Levi Lee
>gun
look closer tex
Chase Davis
You did good mate.
Brandon Scott
>im pretty drunk right now >right now >finland you're always drunk
Angel Myers
How does your entire country have autism?
Elijah Wright
They're in Finland of course they're lost.
Logan Nelson
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Nathaniel Bell
Your a FUCKING RACIST BIGGOT!
Next time how about you maybe try to show them some hospitality and invite them into your house when it's this cold outside? That's too much to comprehend for your mixed brain?
Christopher Ross
You did well, the phone he was holding was most likely a Nokia and these are basically portable bricks. He was gonna smash you with it.
Dominic Jenkins
Good thinking OP, keep up the good work. You're almost 100% definitely right
Oliver Perez
G A Y - F L A G A Y
F L A G
Elijah Jones
What's autistic about your image ? Why would you speak to a stranger ?
Liam Flores
>Remember the latest ISIS vid where they instruct to distract the kuffar and then stab them >Holding the knife I run back and yell at them to show their hands if they want instructions
Lucas Turner
Quad quads holy moly
Zachary Sanders
Well done user, you were almost jihaded.
However, you can't waive a weapon at people. It's called brandishing, and it's a misdemeanor. You can only have the weapon in a carrying case or on your belt.
Landon Johnson
I would pay to see this
Ayden Sullivan
I'm proud of you Finland you were right not to trust a shit-skin you don't want to be culturally enriched do you?
Ayden Baker
being so antisocial that you won't talk to someone doing the exact same thing as you on the exact same day at the exact same place by their self
is pretty autistic
Ian Perez
Hey you're a finn, by brandishing a knife at them you're just enriching them with your culture
Nathan Hernandez
Better paranoid than dead, Finnbro. I'd have probably done something similar in that situation.
William Miller
People here also do this. You wouldn't talk to someone without a reason
Alexander Flores
You should have given them directions back to their own country.
Jason Baker
>"Antisocial" >"Autistic" >Starting up stupid conversations with strangers who just want to be left alone and do what they're doing.
Fucking kill yourself already so nobody else has to get their hands dirty on your filthy blood you dumbass leaf.
Christian Price
I wish I lived in Finland.
Austin Brown
>having a smoke Fuck off, faggot.
Josiah Johnson
>"a fins natural "perkele" instinct takes over"
Its almost iconic to your flag, kek.
Kevin Baker
>be a canada >go ice fishing >see a guy on the ice fishing >walk all the way over to him and drill a hole and start talking >"gtfo" >oh
Aiden Perry
I'm gonna fuck you in your ass til you love me, faggot
Camden Taylor
Lolno
Robert Campbell
>paying for directions Nobody does this. Unless it's a movie where the townie demands money for directions.
James Lopez
You did well user, if a bit spergy.
Michael Price
>Finnish socialization
William Reyes
I wish you would you fucking disgusting homosexual. I'd fight you irl any day you cock.
Ayden Evans
You didn't relax. That's why your here on Sup Forums instead of a number that the Lugenpresse refuses to report.
Henry Watson
Do you know how I know you're from a metropolitan area? Even you overly polite canucks like your quiet time when it comes to ice fishing. People don't ice fish to socialize you retard, and you know this, faggot leaf.
Wyatt Baker
*Cuck.
Freudian slip perhaps?
Levi Torres
>be a canada >go ice fishing >see a guy on the ice fishing >walk all the way over to him and strike up a friendly conversation "good day for a fish eh bud?"
"ohh fuck ya b'y. wanna pop a squat here bud? i got a cooler of brews just chill here."
"fuckin right on!"
Cameron Hall
you have to be a country to have a flag you know
Thomas Turner
Fucking finns never change based/10
James Ortiz
Pic very much related OP :^)
Isaiah Gonzalez
When something suspicious like that happens, I turn my body so that my conceal carry is facing away from the threat and put my hand in position to draw. It is a pretty universally understood posture and they will either show they are no threat, act or leave. I have carried for years and only had to do this three times and never had to draw. That being said, if you are in a bad spot a bluff like that may save you. The best option is always going to be to get out of the situation quickly by going inside or drawing attention to the encounter.
Jose Murphy
do you know how i know you're not Canadian?
Andrew Morales
fisherman here when somebody is ice fishing, you don't fucking go next to them and drill another hole or else youd basically ruin the spot that they took the time to set up
fuck off cuck
Landon Brooks
"good day for a fish eh bud?"
"excuse me you fucking bigot, im a lady you fucking WHITE MALE."
is what actually happens
Connor Bennett
I would probably say hey and MAYBE do some small talk, but I don't think that image is autistic at all
Grayson Lee
>talking while fishing It's like you want to scare the fish away.
Alexander Williams
who said anything about drilling another hole bucko?
Luke Miller
But they are both white. Its about comradary, not autism.
Easton Thompson
Ask for directions >pls look at phone What did they wanna show?
Tyler Gray
>sharing the same hole people don't do that
Andrew Reed
>this is what leftists actually believe they also believe that they would rape if nobody told them not to, and they would brutally murder an old woman for their money if they were black
Im starting to believe their unchecked degenerate side is actually the problem
Jaxson Powell
That's not how fish work. That's just what dads tell their kids so they can get some quiet.
Eli Carter
I would have been scared too. These days these isis fuckers come in all ways, from kids, women and even old people. You can never really trust them. I would have told them though, you didn't have any idea where that place was and go away.
Charles Thompson
they do nigger
Gavin Reed
better to stay secured, than be muslim massacred
Lincoln Peterson
ive been fishing for 15 years, ice fishing for 3 unless you take a fucking sledgehammer to the ice, your hole isn't going to be big enough to do that
Luis Howard
its funny because living down here i don't know if your post is paranoid or not, i would certainly done the same to anyone approaching me in the streets with their hands in their pockets
Nicholas Carter
Either way you should have stabbed them. Damn it OP, you let the niggers get away. GG.
Nathaniel Ramirez
WTF I hate Big Boss now.
Isaiah Martinez
>a 12" by 12" hole won't fit 2 1/16" by 1/16" lines ?????