Tfw having a smoke outside of my apartment complex

>tfw having a smoke outside of my apartment complex
>Two middle-eastern guys walk by, and try to ask me for directions to some place
>One of them is holding his phone, and gesturing for me to look at it
>Both of them are looking at me like they are expecting something, that Jihadi John stare
>One of them is keeping his hand in his pocket, and obviously holding something
>Remember the latest ISIS vid where they instruct to distract the kuffar and then stab them
>Full on Sup Forums mode and adrenaile kicks in
>Tell them to hold on for a second
>Quickly run to my apartment and grab a kitchen knife
>Holding the knife I run back and yell at them to show their hands if they want instructions
>They sprint away

I'm pretty drunk right now. Were they just lost refugees asking for directions, or did I almost get jihad'd?

>tfw Muslim with hand in his pocket was holding money that he was gonna
>give you for helping

Better safe than sorry amiright

They were probably just asking for directions, but I guess you can never know for sure.

>my directing them to the nearest church

Yes I know that they probably weren't going to stab me, but how can one be sure.
At least I want to stab them back before I die.

>Finnish social skills

You did good, NEVER relax around niggers or arabs

Thats a hard lesson to learn when you're european.

You did the right thing, hopefully you even scared them enough to realize they aren't wanted and go back to their own country

Finland yes

Yay multiculturalism!

>be refugee
>Ahmed always on your ass to join the jihad
>tell him to fuck off, just want to assimilate
>get lost on the way to Burger King
>ask local Finn for directions
>Finn flips the fuck out and tries to stab me
>getting fitted for a suicide vest tomorrow
>hope it has cotton lining, polyester gives me rashes

You should have hid the knife. Walked up to them exchanged hummus dip and tortillas and then shank them. But before you shank them scream GOD WILLS IT.

Holy fuck the liberals were right. We have to be nice to them. If you kill your enemies they win.

R

>probably holding a cell phone bomb
you did good son

>mfw i live in a 95% white city

Sucks to be you OP

came here to post this. Fins are the most autistic race in europe by far.

>be refugee politely asking for directions to gangrape party
>get chased by autistic knife-wielding finn

Regardless, you did the right thing desu.

Kek brings truth

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Did you really think puukko perkele was just a meme

This story should be on tv in America

>i was scared around foreigners
>i grabbed a knife
>i only intended to use it as self defense, i didn't go on a violent spree because of my fear

They would still call you a white supremacist

You should have just let him kill you, then you would win.

And every Finn has more testosterone in his left testicle than your entire body little girl.

>thinking fins are superior to anglos

ya nah fuck off mate, we conquered the world, you were conquered by everyone.

Just biding their time.

Also, they weren't conquered by Russia.

Just say sorry idk, go inside and load your gun incase they follow.

Around shitskins, never relax.

>yfw the refugee had this gift for you in his pocket

Next time you meet lost Muslims.

Cross yourself like the Pope.

Look up to Heaven.

Scream "God's Will Be Done" and run towards them

Find out if "Jesus loves you, this I know, 'cause the Bible tells me so" works for you

Wtf I love finnish people now!

I wish all neighbors greeted each other with loaded guns. Its the only way you can trust each other in this dark world.

>running with a knife

>be refugee in finland
>trying to learn this mongolian language
>get hungry
>all places here are absolutly haram
>i go out anyway
>get my friend MOHAMMED AL BINZIR
>circle around 20 minutes in middle of nowhere
>finally spot someone
>wew this ugly albino is uglier than my goat
>pull out my phone to translate
>it s cold so i have to put hand in jacket
>albino goes back inside
>comes out SCREAMING DEUS VULT
>we run and take next boat to swedistan

Kek, typical Finland.

And dont come back you dirty sandmonkey

Another tolerant leftist making fun of people for their mental disabilities. Autistic or not I bet he could body a skinny, cowardly little nu-male leafcuck like you any day.

>We're they just lost refugees looking for directions, or did I almost get jihad'd?

Either way, you did the right thing.

This

Russia got fucked trying to invade finland

>gun

look closer tex

You did good mate.

>im pretty drunk right now
>right now
>finland
you're always drunk

How does your entire country have autism?

They're in Finland of course they're lost.

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Your a FUCKING RACIST BIGGOT!

Next time how about you maybe try to show them some hospitality and invite them into your house when it's this cold outside? That's too much to comprehend for your mixed brain?

You did well, the phone he was holding was most likely a Nokia and these are basically portable bricks. He was gonna smash you with it.

Good thinking OP, keep up the good work. You're almost 100% definitely right

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What's autistic about your image ? Why would you speak to a stranger ?

>Remember the latest ISIS vid where they instruct to distract the kuffar and then stab them
>Holding the knife I run back and yell at them to show their hands if they want instructions

Quad quads holy moly

Well done user, you were almost jihaded.

However, you can't waive a weapon at people. It's called brandishing, and it's a misdemeanor. You can only have the weapon in a carrying case or on your belt.

I would pay to see this

I'm proud of you Finland
you were right not to trust a shit-skin
you don't want to be culturally enriched do you?

being so antisocial that you won't talk to someone doing the exact same thing as you on the exact same day at the exact same place by their self

is pretty autistic

Hey you're a finn, by brandishing a knife at them you're just enriching them with your culture

Better paranoid than dead, Finnbro. I'd have probably done something similar in that situation.

People here also do this. You wouldn't talk to someone without a reason

You should have given them directions back to their own country.

>"Antisocial"
>"Autistic"
>Starting up stupid conversations with strangers who just want to be left alone and do what they're doing.

Fucking kill yourself already so nobody else has to get their hands dirty on your filthy blood you dumbass leaf.

I wish I lived in Finland.

>having a smoke
Fuck off, faggot.

>"a fins natural "perkele" instinct takes over"

Its almost iconic to your flag, kek.

>be a canada
>go ice fishing
>see a guy on the ice fishing
>walk all the way over to him and drill a hole and start talking
>"gtfo"
>oh

I'm gonna fuck you in your ass til you love me, faggot

Lolno

>paying for directions
Nobody does this. Unless it's a movie where the townie demands money for directions.

You did well user, if a bit spergy.

>Finnish socialization

I wish you would you fucking disgusting homosexual. I'd fight you irl any day you cock.

You didn't relax. That's why your here on Sup Forums instead of a number that the Lugenpresse refuses to report.

Do you know how I know you're from a metropolitan area?
Even you overly polite canucks like your quiet time when it comes to ice fishing. People don't ice fish to socialize you retard, and you know this, faggot leaf.

*Cuck.

Freudian slip perhaps?

>be a canada
>go ice fishing
>see a guy on the ice fishing
>walk all the way over to him and strike up a friendly conversation
"good day for a fish eh bud?"

"ohh fuck ya b'y. wanna pop a squat here bud? i got a cooler of brews just chill here."

"fuckin right on!"

you have to be a country to have a flag you know

Fucking finns never change based/10

Pic very much related OP
:^)

When something suspicious like that happens, I turn my body so that my conceal carry is facing away from the threat and put my hand in position to draw. It is a pretty universally understood posture and they will either show they are no threat, act or leave. I have carried for years and only had to do this three times and never had to draw. That being said, if you are in a bad spot a bluff like that may save you. The best option is always going to be to get out of the situation quickly by going inside or drawing attention to the encounter.

do you know how i know you're not Canadian?

fisherman here
when somebody is ice fishing, you don't fucking go next to them and drill another hole or else youd basically ruin the spot that they took the time to set up

fuck off cuck

"good day for a fish eh bud?"

"excuse me you fucking bigot, im a lady you fucking WHITE MALE."

is what actually happens

I would probably say hey and MAYBE do some small talk, but I don't think that image is autistic at all

>talking while fishing
It's like you want to scare the fish away.

who said anything about drilling another hole bucko?

But they are both white. Its about comradary, not autism.

Ask for directions
>pls look at phone
What did they wanna show?

>sharing the same hole
people don't do that

>this is what leftists actually believe
they also believe that they would rape if nobody told them not to, and they would brutally murder an old woman for their money if they were black

Im starting to believe their unchecked degenerate side is actually the problem

That's not how fish work.
That's just what dads tell their kids so they can get some quiet.

I would have been scared too. These days these isis fuckers come in all ways, from kids, women and even old people. You can never really trust them. I would have told them though, you didn't have any idea where that place was and go away.

they do nigger

better to stay secured, than be muslim massacred

ive been fishing for 15 years, ice fishing for 3
unless you take a fucking sledgehammer to the ice, your hole isn't going to be big enough to do that

its funny because living down here i don't know if your post is paranoid or not, i would certainly done the same to anyone approaching me in the streets with their hands in their pockets

Either way you should have stabbed them. Damn it OP, you let the niggers get away. GG.

WTF I hate Big Boss now.

>a 12" by 12" hole won't fit 2 1/16" by 1/16" lines
?????