What would you do?

You are travelling alone deep inside Indochina

You come across a QTπ farm girl who is nice and offers you a place to stay

What next?

Ask her if she has wifi and post it on Sup Forums

Assume a gang of gooks is waiting to rob me so I decline her offer and keep on waking

And then ask them what do

SO MUCH THIS.

Wonder when her 15 brothers are going to ritualisticly rape and murder me for their cannibalistic traditions.

Nah I'd just upload my phots and tell them they are basement dwelling faggots.

*unzips dick*

Fuck her right there! In the rice patty, both of them!

2 dicks now

I third this.

I wake up and realize that I will never be in Indochina

I come here for these laughs.

>hide in the bushes until she goes to the designated shitting field
>watch her poo
>fap
>go home back to America

find her a black boyfriend

>Say yes
>"it ain't me" starts playing

Why is it's dog pink?

... what is going on in this pic?

>unzips dick
>*It aint me* starts playing
>fuck her sideways pussy right in the rice fields.

Call in a Napalm strike on my position. Those zipperheads aren't taking me alive!

looks spic

When has this board turned into Sup Forums?

Sage, report and hide these threads.

Fucking calm down you daft cunt

I creampie her so she can live from his rich model son in the future.

LARGE SCALE SUFFERING AND MISERY

>It ain't me
I think you mean Fortunate son you fucking leaf.

Been there last year

Chinese farmers lost their pig farm in a flood. Fucking China.

bomb her village

cowe is kill :(

welcome to Sup Forums newfriend;)

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A friend of mine basically got married that way

I Sage this shite thread

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>What next?
Get fucking murdered by her father who thenuses my credit card to buy himself a new moped


take your NEET fantasies to

farm girls are kind dumb, if they invite you to their place it means sex.

umm excuse me sir, but the song to which you are referring is NOT titled, 'it ain't me', it is titled 'Fortunate Son' by the band Credence Clearwater Revival. Please have more respect for the artists and their work.

Fuck her raw and fill her up with buckets of cum until my prostate and balls hurt. recover in a hour and fuck her. Fuck as many times as physically possible leaving her pussy full of goo. Then I'll scram

>Take food
>Bang whore
>Impregnate with my white seed
>Leave knowing I did the entire region a good deed by giving them the gift of a partially white person to live among them and better their society
>Not to mention whiten up their gross gene pool

I'd Pad her Thai.
I'd let her Blow my Pho
I'd unzip for that Nip.
I'd Be it for that Viet.

You just got baited son. I guess you could say you are unfortunate.

Lmao. But do they sucky sucky

Stay there for a while and learn how to make my own rice wine while getting fit working in the fields.

Call Taiwan's president.

Say hello and give american dollars for the woman.