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>tfw santa steals your toys

I wouldn't give a shit if it wasn't shoved in my face like these kikes just did. Santa Claus was created by Coca Cola anyway fuck off.

>getting mad at kikes kiking a kike inventions

GAS THEM

>mfw he'll still skip over africa

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I mean, he has a point. Santa is a fictional character.

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AYO HOLUP HOLUP..U GON TELL SANTA WHERE MOMMY N DADDY HIDE DAT GOOD STUFF OR U GETS NUFFIN!

and MRS SANTA will be wearing a BURKA

Wow that clever liberal turned that around on him

Sup Forums BTFO, it's way to easy folks

Ho
Ho
HOL UP NIGGAS

YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ A MOTHERFUCKIN' SANTA CLAUSE?

WE

WE WUZ JOLLY

WUZ

Isn't mall of America owned by some Arab family?

>Dr. Ben Carson turns down position in President Trump's Cabinet, instead opting to fulfill the role of Santa Claus

'MO LIKE SAINT MUH DICK NOIMSAYN

SANTA

>Nikolaos of Myra
>fictional

>When the coal dust makes him fucking invisible

AYO HOLUP...MEAN TO SAY I BREAK IN AN LEAVE SHIT FOR DEM CRACKAS?

FUCK DIS JOB NIGGA I OUT!

I see nothing wrong with this desu

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Minnesota needs to be leveled. Nothing of good in that festering wound of a state.

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>Lives at the North Pole

How the fuck is he american, then?

>Mercedes hood ornament

Come on Minnesotta. You almost voted Republican this year. I thought you were getting uncucked.

>libcucks are making fake accounts to win easy arguments with

pathetic, nobody should care what colour the santa is but I think it should reflect the malls demographic. its only rational.

some white families might not be okay with a mall santa that's more suited for a ghetto strip mall in cleveland.

Not to children.

But they'll know he's fictional now. Absolutely heartless.

>known to eat cookies and milk
Lactose tolerance is most common with northern-europeans

>has a big, white beard
Full-blooded africans have little facial hair, and its most likely black hair.

>lives around snow
Still fits the northern-europe description, people that have snow are generally light-skinned.

SANTA IS WHITE YOU AMERICANS FUCKING HELL

What if we gave Minnesota to Canada?

America is kill

TIZ THE SESONN TU BE NIGGERY

they are pushing race mixing by having your kid to sit on a black man dick now
dont get fooled thinking that the trick ends in him being black

>making a Scandinavian black
Actually, it fits pretty well.

The Twin Cities and Duluth will never be uncucked. The suburbs and rural areas are though.

i mean he still wrong but that guy got btfo pretty badly

If that's a nigger I'm Harriet fucking Tubman.

but Santa is germanic

It definitely changes the meaning of the phrase stocking stuffed with coal.

>account named "republican peasant" loses debate easily
>totally real

These are the same people who look down their noses at Christians and scoff at them for thinking Jesus was an actual historical person. The "educated" of the modern world are only educated in the proper sophistry and rhetoric necessary to perpetuate their indoctrinated quasi-religious dogma.

Do you think that an account named "republican peasant" is actually owned by a republican?

So they should have an Arab?

Nigga gots to pay for his Vitamin D supplements somehow!
North Pole don't fuck around with no dark skinded niggas.

Bill Clinton permanently has us cucked thanks to all the Somalians he planted in the Twin Cities

youtube.com/watch?v=DPF7j1wnWIM

actually, santa is a finn

So he'll know which houses to steal from.

FALALALALA LALALALA

youtube.com/watch?v=DPF7j1wnWIM

Still fits for the same reason.

Sleigh's gonna be purple and have neons and shit.
Reindeers sparking with gold bling blings.
Going down your chimney to steal your things.

>white people only live in America

But Santa has always sounded black. He works one day a year and is always breaking into houses.

Wtf is this shit????? Niggers acting all white?

Niggers can tou just go back to Africa and kill yourselves there?

Minnesota
>Somali terrorists
>Al Franken
>Keith Ellison
>nigger santas

beat ya to it :^)

But that's not santa

>Santa
>Real

die

how would Ben Carson be santa he can't stay awake during the day?

Canadians don't have Christmas. Santa Claus as we know him today was based on a real person who was a white male. Deal with it beta cuck leaf

Would work pretty nicely, we can combine them with Manitoba it has the same first and last letters and number of syllables. Plus a B, for blacks!

>be fat
>think canadians dont have christmas
>think santa claus is real
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE

die

WE

> mall hires black Santa
> picks the lightest skin guy they can find

kek

Choke on a nigger dick you literal nigger.
It's clear that you don't know what Christmas means.

Äctually is real and lives in finlan.

underrated

Isn't that cultural appropriation?

thank you Assad, praying that you'll beat those rebels soon (gas one of them for me please!)

Historical character??

WTF!? No Dutch has posted here!

How would he get a tv through the chimney?

Where did liberals get this idea that criticizing or disliking something is the same as asking for a safe space? Like, in a single tweet he calls him a little boy who can't handle the real world, which is something you can't even say to someone in a safe space. The entire point of a safe space is that you're in a place where no one can hurt you.

I tell you, it makes no sense.

poor kids, those presents aren't going to show up until march

>mfw I know this feel

i love these comedians, the downtown boys I believe they are called

they make really great comedy

youtube.com/watch?v=DPF7j1wnWIM

Cut him some slack, he's got a stressful night-time job running a toy factory and delivering presents, it makes sense that he might be a little tired during the day.

>African-American
They meant "black," right?

I wouldn't call him African-American, but rather soot-endowed.

Santa is based off of a greek saint that lived in Turkey, so shouldn't he be a shitskin anyway?

Underrated

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