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I'd suck his BBC

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of black Santas in Africa

>youtube.com/watch?v=tA7Ii3nVpYM

Stanley from 'The Office'

>millions of gifts around America mysteriously disappeared on Christmas Eve

Black skin won't produce as much D vitamin as white skin.

The black Santa would die inside the Arctic Circle.

Stanley was the most red pilled.

mfw this will trigger Sup Forums for the rest of the season...

Gonna make it awkward when he gets a Black kid in his lap who wants to see his daddy for Christmas.

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIET

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WUZ

Also don't they celebrate Kwanzaa or whatever? Why are they meddling with Christmas?

Okay. Let's clear something up before Sup Forums gets triggered.
>It's by appointment only
>The main Santa is still white
>This is to please black parents who want a black Santa
>This is more racist by making him appointment only
There. Sup Forums still wins because they are sectioning out black Santa

>black

Santa just went through a lot of chimneys

Sup Forums culture aside why should I really care? As long as they're not trying to pass of a Snack Bar for a Santa it really doesn't bother me.

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Doesn't this count as cultural appropriation?

Why are you guys getting triggered by this, afaik its pretty much a guy cosplaying

but we wuz

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Not even black people think this is a good idea.

So I guess Black Santa comes in through the window?

How is Black Santa going to to get to the houses past where the bus line stops?

Does Black Santa prefer fried chicken and kool-aid left waiting?

Does Black Santa live in "Da Souf Pole"?

>I'm color blind
>HAHAHAHA OMG A BLACK SANTA SO PROGRESSIVE

Dave Chapelle appears to be the voice of reason in the black community. Why can't niggers stop being niggers and start being Dave Chapelles?

ikr this is so ableist :(

At least American blacks aren't running around screaming Allahu akbar and shit

Uncle tom etc.

What no chink Santa?

>mfw no chink Santa

Instead of Elves does Black Santa get his indiscriminate children to make toys?

Does Black Santa have a favorite pitbull named "Rudy the White-Nosed Pitbull?"

Only cucked whitey uses the term "Uncle Tom" or "Race Traitor" on black people who aren't niggers. Who's the real rayciss in shiet again? They are, they don't want to admit it.

ELVS

Don't northern people have less vitamin d??

my
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>Leaf complaining about no chink Santa
Checks out

Just like always, you guys are getting angry at a strawman and assuming that just because you get triggered at every single thing other people do too. I see lots of liberals triggered by imagination people being upset over it, but no one actually is upset about it (other than you).

That won't work because this is what would happen
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That is fucking bernard from westworld what is this shit?is this a plot twist in reality?
Are we hosts too now?

Would this not happen with a white Santa?

I don't give a fuck but it does suck for those kids who thought Santa was white and who parents don't know about this

>indiscriminate children
It kinda works.

Who do you think makes all the iPhones?

Does Black Santa give naughty children drumstick bones in their stocking?

Or maybe pictures of Black Santa's welfare check with a note that says "Thanks."

Does Black Santa wrap presents all shitty like how blacks wrap your burger? Are the presents all half smashed and done with the least effort possible?

Does Black Santa steal white children's presents and give them to black kids?

Will Black Santa only come down the chimney if you are are burning weed?

last time a black guy came down my chimney, I blasted some buckshot in his ass

Why did his "old black man" impression sound like Uncle Ruckus?

do you realize how gay that sounds?

WE WUZ KRISS KRANGLE N SAINT NICHOLAS N SHIEEET

Simply ludicrous.
>niggers hate the cold

Not true at all retard. My wifes has 2 black friends who love the cold. And my old teacher was black and loved winter.

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WISH

I guess you could say the Niggrinch stole xmas

Dont know why this deserves its own thread or even news article. Not that big of a deal IMO.

HO HO HOL UP

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Does that mean he steals all the kids presents?

No, there is very much a crab in the pot mentality among blacks

No you leaf pussy. Their skin blocks more sunlight, so less vitamin D is produced per minute sun exposure time. This is because niggers belong in Africa, where there is constant sunlight, and why niggers in Scandinavia have to take vitamin D pills in the winter when there is very little sunlight.

EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS WHY SANTA IS BLACK.

WE WUZ KRINGLES AN SHIT

lol

They're literally purging whites from all aspects of culture. Look at commercials and you'll see all the white men are cucks or creepy while there's smiling niggers with multi-racial families.

Replacing Santa, a Germanic folklore tradition, with a nigger is just another step of that.

HO HO HOLUP

Well no ones getting a bike for christmas that's for fucking sure

>hes gonna steal your socks after the cookies and milk

For black children a man who looks after them and gives them gifts is purely fictional.

damn it australia

bravo

Fun fact, snow niggers eat the raw adrenal glands from the animals they hunt to prevent scurvy

this is satire I'm not racist

>unfounded racist bullsht

Checks out

>Being this outraged about something that doesn't concern you.

Whites are a minority now, sorry, but you've been cucked and there's nothing you can do about it whitey.

Santa isn't an "African" American, though. He lives in the North Pole.

Africa isn't in the North Pole.

QED

how the fuck is this news? looks like a nice black guy and to make it better hes saluting the American flag. Looks like a great guy

Based.

This.

Nothing is wrong here, there is a very big difference between a black man and a nigger. This just looks like a nice smiley black dude who's doing something nice for the local kids.

I hate niggers as much as the next guy, I really fucking do, but this guy seems cool OP. Not even newsworthy.

Since when are blacks native to the arctic?

So Santa is an "african american"?

I thought he was from the north pole?

White Santa wouldn't be the kids dad.

>unfounded
a cursory glance at any biology documentation on the differences in Vitamin D intake could easily lead you to the reality of the fact.

STEALIN IT TWICE

You're the one making the claim brodie. Mind linking me to this biological documentation you're citing?

WUZ STEALIN PRESENTS N SHIET

ID's, buddy. I'm not the same person as the other guy.

based stanley

This would only bother me if Santa was an actual historical figure.

No, Saint Peter isn't Santa Claus.

Lol I love this

Sup Forums btfo based stanley

>kids ask for police car toys

Santa is not real he can be anything he want's. Except for a woman, women can't be santa.

i'm OK with this