What does Tim Farron have planned next for the unsuspecting populace of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
Jayden Ross
Tunnocks Teacakes desu.
Matthew Collins
Finished How To Be A Conservative yet lad? Any other interesting tidbits from it, like the 200 hours debating fox hunting and 18 hours debating the Iraq War?
I'm reading pic related meself.
Dominic Evans
I didnt think it was possible to find a man more politically autistic than Milliband but there you go
Jace Russell
here you go.
David Wilson
I too long for an Ireland united under British rule.
Brayden Lee
>conservatism >2016 How do we dispel this meme lads?
Nathan Lee
Weekly shipment has just arrived lads
Matthew Jackson
Nth for the United Empire by the glory of Queen Elizabeth II
Jason Anderson
Reminder that you should hate Tony Blair.
Andrew Morales
>tfw too intelligent for Brit/pol/
Caleb Russell
>caving into potatonigs when they were 2 weeks away from defeat Makes me ashamed to be Welsh desu.
Ian Lewis
Working through the chapter 'The Truth in Environmentalism' at the moment
Generally discusses how a love of country and perservation of the countryside and nature is a fundamentally conservative outlook and that the Left have managed to hijack it completely in the name of global warmism and animal rights, holding onto the argument while simultaneously being the biggest wreckers of the countryside thanks to mass immigration-caused housing crises and wind farms
Anything good from yours?
Anthony Gray
>tfw too cool for Brit/pol/
David Phillips
>tfw no one comments on your edition
Justin Parker
>tfw no qt Trap Leave-voting bf J U S T
Aiden Sanders
>tfw Mosley is going on about revolutionising Britain but you just want to gas the kikes
Andrew Martin
>wants a trap bf >posts hitchens gif
Do you not realise your own degeneracy?
Nathaniel Gomez
...
Camden Miller
I just want a gf at this point
Eli Miller
...
Camden Evans
Grim, unpleasant and foreign.
Cameron Martin
>want gf >have nothing to offer potential gf >no gf
Jordan Fisher
traps are the patricians choice in our benighted age, tbqhwyfam
Camden King
What do you imagine a gf will provide you? Do not externalise your happiness mon ami, that is a cancer that plagues modern society.
Gabriel Mitchell
Guess I really do have alot in common with my hometown.
Justin Gomez
>tfw literally too intelligent for Brit/pol/
Connor Price
...
David White
I have no internal happiness so I seek it externally my cho mcchang friend
Damn bro.
James Jones
this !
Robert Russell
Patience is a virtue user, don't settle for trash
Blake Gray
Internal, external, it's all bullshit and a gf won't change that.
Jayden Perez
>read history book >it was okay >find out it was written by a Labour MP >the Marxist trash suddenly becomes clear as day
Owen Taylor
>tfw too intelligent to read
Liam Evans
H-heh it'll happen one day right? 5 more years until 30....
Right.
>tfw too intelligent to socialize properly and get a gf >tfw too intelligent to be happy with the state of the world
Brandon Diaz
9 of the last 15 posts have been pepes and wojaks
Jace Lee
...
Colton Torres
It is better to gain happiness through achievements than through other people. Climb that hill mon ami, learn to drive, gain that muscle, beat that game etc.
Do you imagine that a girl would be attracted to you if you don't do anything?
Asher Sanchez
Well, we're like 5th in the world for taking antidepressants. Our country's good right lads...
Jeremiah Peterson
We're hitting maximum feels capacity
Jeremiah Parker
>tfw too intelligent to read tripfag posts
Oliver Flores
...
Jason Hall
Merry Feelsmass everyone
>tfw no gf to cuddle up with by the fireplace on a cold christmas night
Ryan Morris
>tfw no actual wifey material anywhere >tfw memelords on Sup Forums give false hope by telling feelposters that they do infact exist even though it's just downright idiots and whores >tfw feelposters still hope
Robert Flores
Anyone else here turn gay because of porn? You could argue I've always been bicurious. As a kid, I'd want to suck other boy's cocks but that was just a phase. I started watching porn, just vanilla stuff at first but later graduated to interracial (after dabbling in lezdom and deepthroating) because I found liked black cocks. White cocks were too veiny and the dark color of a BBC hid all the veins, plus they look delicious like chocolate. I also got into cuck stuff and started focusing more on the cock and girl. My mouth was salivating while looking at the cock and I dreamt of sucking it. Eventually I started fantasizing about being the girl and being fucked hard in the boipussy by a huge big black cock. Now all I masturbate to is BBCs. Is there any way I can go back to being straight again?
Jackson Bell
>tfw too intelligent to feel
Jayden Foster
Soon we will be able to upload our consciousness into a computer and live forever as memes.
Who will need women then?
Jeremiah Sanchez
Am I the only one here without r9k tier feels?
Brody Long
I like your attitude. Keep at it. Just need to find my own drive...
Adrian Rogers
You do realise that women are pretty much universally colder than men right? They sap your heat, trust me. I'd rather wrap up in a blanket, alone.
Hold out for the post-2000 kids user. They are apparently more conservative, just don't break the "divide by two plus seven" rule.
Owen Davis
What the FUCK.
Is Brit/pol/ now an /r9k/ exclave?
Connor Gray
It won't be the original consciousness, but a clone. You and I will cease to exist.
Christ I don't want to die.
Jaxson Flores
>tfw too intelligent to fear death
Gabriel Cooper
Autists come out at night, mostly
Eli Sanchez
>got a girl to love me finally >don't love her back
I'm a monster
Carter Perez
>tfw to intelligent to tfw to intelligent post
Dominic Jackson
>Avoiding the natural death that God has preordained for you
Hell awaits you
Adrian Phillips
>winter is more depressing for many >night time has higher neet percentage >neets have less achievements in their lives >less achievements lead to less happiness
It'd be amazing if this place didn't have a bunch of depressed goys at this time.
Julian Price
either /r9k/ or Sup Forums. I honestly can't tell sometimes, all these anime loving faggots who've been rejected once by a girl and thus think all women are like that. It's a two way street fellas, you've got to be attractive too.
Lose/gain weight, lift, get a car, get a job, try as much as possible to look decent, and if women don't flock to you, then just neck yourselves.
I've been /fit/ for the past year, army reservist and civil servant and had 3 potential gfs, feels good being able to actually decline a lasses attentions after a good buck because you're waiting on wifey material.
Evan Nguyen
I can only hope that they are more conservative, the girls I've dated or hung out with have always been immature and either stupid or just whores, more often than not both. I don't know maybe it's because I always hang out with the wrong crowds or maybe because that's just the way people are round here.
fucking >glasgow
Camden Turner
>tfw literally too intelligent to take your post seriously
Ryder Williams
t. kissless virgin
Never change, brit/pol/, its like watching Jeremy Kyle and feeling good about yourself.
Camden Rogers
How is it unnatural? Even if we do manage to extend our lives greatly, everyone will still eventually die at the end of the universe. What makes that less preordained, if death is preordained as you say? And what separates that from medicine?
Blake Peterson
>tfw too intelligent for intelligence
Carter Baker
Who else would be shitposting at half two in the morning on a Sunday?
Wyatt Kelly
I know what you mean. I was childhood friends with many promising cuties and, without fail, they've all gone to shit. You don't talk to them for a couple of years and they become slags.
Society is at fault here, girls are just trying to be attractive to males and society teaches them that they do this by being slags. The fact that they're naturally inclined towards this behaviour doesn't help either. >middlesbrough
Oliver Kelly
>Tfw too intelligent to care about normie interests
Mason Adams
Miles better than the Sup Forums and /r/UnitedKingdom enclave it is during the day
Andrew Young
>army reservist and civil servant
Literally just benefits for people too proud to claim actual benefits.
Kayden Parker
>waiting on wifey material
Hunter Adams
>Tfw too intelligent for this thread
Isaac Lewis
...
Asher Fisher
>How To Be A Conservative Step 1: stop leeching taxpayers' money and get a fucking job
Jaxson Hill
Remain upset. I worked my ass off to get where I am now.
But yeah public sector workers are by and large cunts.
Wyatt Adams
>Tfw too intelligent to work
Christian Robinson
b-but im a student tad rude desu senpai
Nathan Hill
>1 post by this ID
Christopher Gray
Was directed at our friend from the valleys
Ayden Morgan
Do you do anything else lad? Ever had a job? A gf?
Bit grim
Jose Campbell
I like when you hang out in these threads iceland. You, the Netherlands and Norway are my favourite of our nearby countries.
Jack Gonzalez
>wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Cawnpore
Goddamned wogs
Grayson Bailey
>tfw it's barely winter Was really frosty for a while but now it's warm again
Luis Wright
Why are all shitskins such savages?
Gavin Price
Iceland is a god tier country for posts. The Netherlands are usually pretty good posters. Norway is alrgiht but can be pretty cucky. Ireland is probably the lowest tier, worse than Canada because at least Canada is joking sometimes. Irish posts are always 100% serious and 200% butthurt.
Caleb Collins
Enoch loved India and Indians lad
Parker Murphy
I know mate, and as crazy as this sound sometimes I hope I've got actual claim to the Prussian throne or consider actually getting involved in politics properly just so I have a reason to get married. My grandfather and my granduncle from the other side of the family were connected to the House of Hohenzollern but I never bothered asking or checking in depth just because if that turns out to be nothing then I have pretty much no other option but to die alone, still might try to pursue a career in politics.
Mason Barnes
Which one of you goys is pic related? Own up!
(Shit like this kinda makes me agree with the porn block).
Aaron Cox
Ireland is fine when in non british threads
in british threads they are insufferable as fuck
I've always found scandis in general to be very good posters and bros all around, even the cuckish ones.
Lincoln Ramirez
By actual claim I mean be extended extended family, that's enough claim for me.
Hudson Torres
He also did that Hola massacre speech n shit.
Good luck in politics my friend. Don't forget us when you get elected, we could use some jobs.
Jacob Wilson
>My grandfather and my granduncle from the other side of the family were connected to the House of Hohenzollern
WE WUZ KAISERS N' SHIEET
Ryder White
As long as you speak German and are of Germanic decent.
