Why can't Santa be a female?
Why can't Santa be a female?
Benjamin Smith
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Logan Torres
I seen plenty of Mrs. clauses in malls and ahit
Michael Davis
Technically, "Santa" is the female version of "San", both Spanish for "saint".
Blake Powell
Why can't Mother Nature be a man?
Asher Clark
Why can't Angels be women?
Cooper Ross
She can be my santa anytime
Jeremiah Jenkins
Why can't fathers be female?
Xavier Hall
Because St. Nicholas is a man.
Camden Miller
god, this.
santa is a much more believable amy schumer role than fucking barbie
Evan Cooper
Why can't Mohammad be female?
Dylan Thompson
and honestly I might even watch that movie and chuckle a bit
Nicholas Gonzalez
Why cant Jesus be female?
Chase Turner
whoah not PC bro
Logan Carter
Y can't new years be pokemon???
Dylan Taylor
cuz Santa is supposed to empty his, not your, sack.
Brandon Long
because nobody wants a fat, bearded granny breaking into your house
Juan Robinson
Why can't xe be a fat, black, transexual, genderfluid attack helicopter otherkin ???
Better check yout privilege twice before posting, shitlord.
Julian Nguyen
>Only proposing binary genders
SHITLORD
Jackson Sanchez
top fucking kek
Jaxon Murphy
Because he's based off of a historical figure, Saint Nicholas who was male and known for his generosity.
Nathan Green
Because she'd be a hoe, hoe,hoe...
Jace Davis
Because Santa Claus is based off of Saint Nicholas, a Greek Bishop few centuries after Jesus who was giving gifts to kids.
He was a male.
To make up for all the degeneracy you ''progressive'' feminists want to do to cultures and traditions, I beat my wife on a daily basis.
kek
Benjamin Diaz
St. Nicholas was also a black man
Ethan Long
wow
Connor Thomas
>Saint Nicholas, a Greek Bishop
Saint Nicholas was born in turkey which makes him a turk
Lucas Reyes
>Why can't Santa be a female?
Because she'd wind up:
>letting a jew talk her into "taking reindeer knot" on film for a few Sephora gift cards totaling $250 in value
>berating the Elves for being short and pitting them against each other in manufactured drama solely for her own amusement
>and stealing 1/4 of the children's Christmas gifts in order to "make up for the women's pay-gap
Thank god for based St. Nicholas!
Gavin Lee
>Uses league as an example
>Sucks cock for fun
Robert Kelly
Why can't a grape be an apple?
We'll never know but current culture suggests it has something to do with white privilege.
Mason Ramirez
Because young, infantile white girls crave the heat of a firm yule log pressing into their inviting bottoms as they discretely wiggle in Santa's lap while sweetly pleading for a Malibu Barbie playset in a sultry whisper.
Sebastian Ward
Too busy being a nigger. Maybe next year
Carter Gutierrez
die in a fire
Kevin Morales
You chink pedo fuck
Henry Stewart
This post made my day
Josiah Cruz
Black people invented Christmas
Exchanging gifts is an ancient Egyptian tradition.
Fuck off you edomite crackers
Jace Hall
Why liberals need to change EXISTING shit? Is it because they can't make anything good themselves so they just bastardize white legacy?
I've got another portion of butthurt today when I wanted to see "Requiem for Tesla" performance and found out that half of the troupe were shitskins and Tesla was represented by a nigger.
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Charles Ortiz
she'd take a break after every time she got lost
shit wouldn't get delivered on time
Austin Adams
Because he gives presents, he doesn't get them
Because nature is a wild and capricious bitch
I'm not sure eldritch monstrosities that would break the minds of men simply by being seen have genders.
Because fathers should be respectable
Because girls can't fuck goats, they can only get fucked by goats
Because he had to carry a cross, not have one carried
Because it would be too hard for french people to step on apples and make wine