Why can't Santa be a female?

[Benjamin Smith]

Why can't Santa be a female?

[Logan Torres]

I seen plenty of Mrs. clauses in malls and ahit

[Michael Davis]

Technically, "Santa" is the female version of "San", both Spanish for "saint".

[Blake Powell]

Why can't Mother Nature be a man?

[Asher Clark]

Why can't Angels be women?

[Cooper Ross]

She can be my santa anytime

[Jeremiah Jenkins]

Why can't fathers be female?

[Xavier Hall]

Because St. Nicholas is a man.

[Camden Miller]

god, this.

santa is a much more believable amy schumer role than fucking barbie

[Evan Cooper]

Why can't Mohammad be female?