You are home from work

> You are home from work
> Hear groans coming from your bedroom
> Go check what is going on
> Find this nigger fucking your wife

What do?

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kill myself, but not before killing both of them

3 rounds of .38 special

two in them and one in me

Shoot both of them smoke a bowl and play some vidya

Shoot him with an AR, excuse, you thought he was raping your wife after breaking in, bullet penetration, woops your wife was collateral damage.

Collect insurance money.

I would cry and ask her for forgiveness.

Go back inside my cuck shed.

...

I smell leaves...

Lick my wife's pussy clean

slurp slurp slurp

Ask him
>when did I talk to a woman?

These Harambe memes have gone too far

Reenact this scene
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He beats his bitch after

Why is my wife in jail?

>slurp slurp slurp

Fucking americans

murder him.

Lazy bait im biting...
I always have my 12gauge cruiser ready and in my hands when spooked. Nigger would be missing a head.

Go out to car.
Get hotel room. Bring kids, if any.
Clear out bank accounts, and take her name off any credit cards.
Call a divorce lawyer.
Send one text - "We're getting divorced. Sorry. Should have talked to me."
Turn off phone.
Hire escort, order pizza.
Have a great night.
Sleep.

Wake up, free from that nagging bitch.

Addendum: if her name isn't on the lease, kick her ass out. If her name isn't on the mortgage, file for eviction.

Let gorilla man live with her, in the ghetto.

Sit down and watch

leave my wife

LOL! Someone put a orange jumper on a monkey

Shoot everyone, including myself.

>I told you not to fuck with me

You really think one shot can take him down?

*unsheathes katana*

Everyone ITT is retarded.

What about your wife?

How exactly is this retarded? Seems like the most logical course of action to me.

Kill the nigger, kill the wife, don't dig the grave in broad daylight.

Get out my baseball bat. While I prefer guns for killing I want to enjoy beating the nigger and a gun would end it too fast.

>should have talked to me
For what? No one will tell you "oh hey you can't please me so I will fuck a Nigger is that okay"?

Why would I be out of my cuckshed in the first place?

call the other teenage mutant ninja turtles and tell them where Niggatello is...

Kek

leave her and sue her for adultery alimony

>tips fedora

Shoot wife
Rape nigger

Proceed to use him to show men they have whores
We go arround fucking bitches
After that faggot loves me

>This isn't my house
>This isn't my wife
>Jack off in corner watching some prime IC

>Implying giga nigga wouldn't be able to break your bat in half and put it up your ass.

goog god, thanks i m not in Brasil.

Guns often lead to a loss of wife. Anways wives aren't rare.

this

You gotta fuck that faggot till he loves you

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set the place on fire and walk away

I don't think you can collect an insurance policy from a manslaughter charge

yup

nothing gets your point across like stealing a mans pride and manhood

Throw homemade napalm molotov at nigger and said coal burner, then proceed to give no fucks as life has opened a new chapter for me.. the life of a single man again ;)

Assume this is happening in your country.
If this took place in Brazil the place would get RPG'd by the BOPE for making suspicious noises.

You disgust me.

Idk user in my state you can shoot someone in your house if they are an intruder and be fine.

> You are preparing to kill the nigger and your wife
> suddenly you hear a toillet flush noise
> bathroom door opens
> this fat nigger comes out the bathroom
> the fat nigger is naked

what do?

Btw you people really are obsessed with the word nigger

Call the News. Harambe is alive!

Talkin about the wife- I shoulda clarified

Realize that I'm in Brazil and that this sort of thing is normal.

What do you mean "you people"?

what if your wife is being...

nm lol.

He means us dirty gentiles.

She could say why she's not happy with me.

That's fine. Just tell me, we can end the marriage amicably, and she can go fuck whoever she wants. Tell me now, so I don't have to be embarrassed later, walking in on you fucking Mandingo.

It's how am I am with gf's. Works pretty well, if they're honest. If you don't want to fuck me anymore - just tell me, so we can end this easily, and you can go fuck other people all you want.

But lie and sneak around my back? And fuck someone in MY house, in MY bed? It's war - and I'll do everything I can to repay your lack of disrespect.

My last gf did that shit. Stopped wanting to fuck, didn't want to come over as much, started talking about shit that she'd never talked about before. So I called her, said "Look, if you want to move on, just tell me, so we can stop pretending to be dating." She hemmed and hawed, and finally admitted she'd fucked another guy. I said "Great - well, it was fun, for a while." Hung up, and never spoke to her again. She came back twice, with the "i miss you!" bullshit, but no, you went around behind my back and lied - I don't know you anymore. Later.

Any other way is putting up with her bullshit. And I don't put up with bullshit.

call the police to report her for bestiality. call the local zoo so they can put her on the watch list in case she ever tries to visit the apes and monkeys section of the zoo.

Empty an entire pistol clip in my head and walk off.

Apologise and close the door.

Fill them both with lead and then myself.

You saw a nigger, not Hillary's emails.

Edgy

Isn't really the same thing user-kun

Jokes on him. I don't have a wife.

one .38 is literally like 4x .10

I feel you dog.

pshhh nothing personnel kang

Thank dog that i voted for Hillary R. Clinton.

"excuse me I didn't mean too.... I will leave. Sorry"

>Go outside to shed
>grab jerry can of fuel I had saved for mowing, motocycle etc.
>Pour petrol around the whole house, putting more at the entrances and exits. Whatever is left gets put on the walls.
>Jam all doors and windows.
>Take matches from pants pocket
>Strip down to underwear
>Light match and start a parade

Join in

Shoot him dead.
Stab her to death.
Burn down house.
Leave country.

When you said you were going to the shed I thought that was going in a whole other direction

Cucks are unpredictable. One day they are cool, next day they are homicidal. Remember that ladies.

imprison anyone that looks like this. there's no way they're doing to be beneficial to society