DEMOCRACY 3 THREAD

duplicate numerals pick player's party name

7 picks the opposition party name.

The faggitos

The Trump Party

American Nazi Party

Mad Cuntz

The Red Terror.

Memetic party

checked

National American Worker's Party

Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

Party of Kek

American Union of Fascist

Goy Enslavement Party

Carson's Woke Party

witnessed, lets begin.

USA is shit.

Patriotic Nationalism Party

this is going to be pottery

shekem
name : hilldawg dies tonite

try to play like (((them)))

liberals hate us.

were in massive debt.

we have huge deficit spending.

what should be our first course of action?

9 decides.

>were in massive debt.

Stop all welfare programs and start stockpiling money

here is a look at all the different organizations that may oppose our enslavement of goyim.

i think we may need to spend more on the police force for effective control of the mass

Cut welfare, make the infrastructure better

here is our cabinet

>women and shitskins

time to purge

>cut welfare
*hand rubbing intensifies*

Throne of skulls party

alright!

going to invest massively in roads

but need to get specific on what welfare to cut

Shhh goyim, don't reveal yourself yet

Unemployment

10% off the top of Alcohol Abuse, School Vouchers, Food Stamps, Foreign Aid, Unemployed Benefit, Subsidized School Busses, Legal Aid, Antisocial Behavior, Homelessness.

looks like we already spend nothing on unemployment bennies

The game is so easy just run massive deficits forever

>but need to get specific on what welfare to cut
what are our options?

if you can, cut unemployment and medical funding

>are we the baddies?

N-no

food stamps, lets cut foodstamps, but first we gotta progress for more points.

here is our first quarterly report.

Nah. Best way to win is to just balance budget by raising income taxes to like 55% then buying programs for everything. By the time you implement everything the debt is almost gone and on people love you.

Shitty game once you crack the code and realize how to game the system

ban alcohol advertisements?

goys love their alcohol

first yes/no confirms

Reject the ban

yes

Yes

Implement CCTV so we can spy in the goyim

reject it is.

first order of business, cut foodstamps and medical funding

looks like we already spend nothing on state health services.

6 decides next course of action.

Ban guns

I did that and it didnt work

This

Police state

Ban Islam

Increase military spending to max

Do you have the DLC with minority quotas? Implement that if you do.

Increase immigration, decrease corporate taxes and increase income tax

Max out income taxes

Nice

we state religion now

anyone who opposes judaism receives the death penalty

Hes playing as the Jews you fucking retard.
Plus theres no option for that.

CUT IMMIGRATION RESTRICTIONS.
OPEN THE FLOODGATES.

Alternatively cut Foreign Aid. Or Mil Spending.

instate hate speech laws

Thats not what the goy enslavers would do.

Did we give up on being subversive? We OPEN goy enslavers now?

make all of your ministers women

Increase (((Science))) funding

going to need more points to ban foreign religion.

2 determines what relatively small action to take

There's subtle ways to ban Islam. Increase degeneracy and pork spending

...

Loosen gun laws

Make sure they are all Jewish as well

kill all mexicans

Time to fund (((Climate Change)))

i couldn't afford to fire all the men, so fired the WHITE MALES and replaced them with powerful womyn

Advancing!

Our quarterly report

>poverty is getting better

not bad considering we slashed food stamps.

Promote the tax jew

should we ban tobacco advertisements?

first reply decides

Yes

yes

>That crime
wew

We gotta get that Education quotient down to keep the masses dumb and easy to manipulate

Indeed, the goy are getting restless. Ban all guns and create a police state.

fuck. that crime leve
wew lad

agreed.

we need to give our police machine guns

Start a space program

we need some more shekels

3 decides which tax policy we implement

yes

drugs

Drugs are degenerate. Tax/ban them.

Income tax on the middle class. As high as it will go.

maximum drugs tax it is

though we havent even legalized any drugs

Legalize narcotics

kek

ADVANCING!

Oh fuck! Credit rating downgrade and everyone is stressing out. Economy is crashing.

Onward!

Legalize all drugs. They're good to keep the population dumb and happy

...

its funny. anytime i played in america, the fuckin niggers rose up an assassinated me. every time.

play as germany, 99% approval rating and top of the world in everything....

We need to expand our refuge program

we need to do something to fix our economy

what policy should we implement to spur growth?

5 decides

recycling

>i played in america, the fuckin niggers rose up an assassinated me
Would never happen irl

nuclear power subsidies

Robotics research

doesnt mean some black secret service guy wont turn on me and take one for the team

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