Can't _____ the Mattis

Can't _____ the Mattis

cant cat piss the mattis

Lattice

Status

Cant dismiss the Matiss

Attice

These all suck

decent

cant metastasis the Mattisis

Battis

Cant Shatter the Matter'

Cattis

Can't Rhyme the Mattis

Dattis

Eattis

You're literally going down the alphabet and not even trying you dumb cunt

Fattis

Can't slog mad dog.

I actually like this one

Gattis

>fuck with the status of

"Can't fuck with the status of the Mattis"

Hattis

Can't dehisce the Matiss

Dehisce means to burst or split open.

Iattis

effectively lower the status of the

Nice.

Jattis

88 confirms

Kattis

Lattis

Mattis

Nattis

KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEE

You. We need more like you

yeah here we go

Oattis

>can't handle the autism
>in autismtown

Get out normie

Pattis

MADMAN

Qattis

CAN'T FLOG THE MAD DOG

Rattis

Sattis

fellatio

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

He is going all the way folks

Tattis

Mattis

Uattis

Let's go with that one.

Vattis

A little more...

...

Wattis

Can't blacklist the Mattis

Can't Mattis the Marris

We are going all the way, kek watches

Can't Nameis the Mattis

Xattis

Yattis

Cant Mad Dog the Mattis

Andattis

Can't marital status the Mattis

This user is so butthurt

Cant twist the mattis

Zattis

Cappin' Ass Mattis

??????

Digits confirm

Godspeed user you stupid, glorious bastard

cant ass kiss the mattis

Can't Nag Nog the Maddog

Holy shit
cant nog the mad dog

Ended on 99, beautiful work good sir

Have a R A R E Trump

>CAN'T ZOG THE MAD DOG
CANT ZOG THE MAD DOG
>CAN'T ZOG THE MAD DOG
CANT ZOG THE MAD DOG
>CAN'T ZOG THE MAD DOG
CANT ZOG THE MAD DOG
>CAN'T ZOG THE MAD DOG
CANT ZOG THE MAD DOG

Cant aproach mattis because he might eat you-is

i like this one

Actual candidates so far

Cant nog the mad dog
>Cant dismiss the mattis
Cant flog the mad dog
>Cant Zog the mad dog

Mattis will use tactical nukes to defend Americans

All weak sauce desu anonymoose

Can't take the piss, out if General see nothing works

Badass "Eradincatin' Islamization" Mattis

ALTERNATE IDEA

CANT PUNK THE WARRIOR MONK

Benis

can't "bad dog" the mad dog

best we got famiglia

Cant take the piss from the mattis

passes

CAN'T BOG THE MAD DOG

It sucks ass

mattis the killer of Arabist

high status mattis

Cant pattis (down) the Mattis

>civilian casualties
Doesn't matter to Mattis
>leftist tears
Doesn't matter to Mattison
>media shitposting
Doesn't matter to Mattis

mattis launching nukes into the stratis

cant abattis the Mattis

>abattis
>noun: line of defense consisting of a barrier of felled or live trees with branches (sharpened or with barbed wire entwined) toward the enemy

i love how these threads always bring out the accents of posters

this is not too bad actually. I approve just because it would end up getting people to learn another glorious english word

extra points because only Mattis would get that reference conversationally

best one

CANT DE-STATUS THE MATTIS

kiss

no

James "can't touch this" Mattis

Or this.