How does Sup Forums feel about this film?

How does Sup Forums feel about this film?

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Top tier animation, shit tier, boring, lame, unremarkable plot. Go watch only if you like 3D eyecandy.

Nigga be lookin like a tree trunk

WAZ

the era of original 3D animated kids' movies is over.
now it's mass products. i see a new ad every motherfucking 2 weeks, always the same facial structures and some idiotic nonsense name.

KANGZ

>that tattoo
this is edited right

I bet that samoan has a big ol stinky fishy slimy foreskinned mega islander cock waiting to poison yet another white womb with every orgasming thrust as the sperm infiltrates her deflowered vaginal canal.

Knowing his mate is from a foreign tribe his prostate and testicles produce more sperm and semen to ensure a successful breeding session.

Her heart tells her its wrong but her vagina cannot lie to her mind being drained of all thought and widens to a maximum arousal state taking in every inch of that cock, wanting to feel every bit of it.

As the head of his cock pounds away from her cervix in climaxing thrusts she totally loses her mind and accepts her fate to receive an extra dose of his semen, and carry a Samoan baby. She loses her mind and her body slumps over from physical and mental fatigue. Her vagina remains open as semen overflows.

A white man can never satisfy her like that.

;)

Does that huge guy FUCK the smaller one?

I don't

haven't seen it.

yes, but that's fucking subtle

What do they do in this movie? Complain about whites while collecting government checks?

i like real cartoons, not this weird shit

Per capita, pacific islanders are over-represented in the NFL by an order of magnitude compared to the nigger.

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Watch angry birds instead

Every time I see characters like this, dating back to Fred and Wilma, I just think, how does the man fuck the woman? He is several times her size, wouldn't his monster dong rip her apart?

Meh

Story was kinda interesting but felt rather bland. The music was also unremarkable. Thank you and Shiny were sort of ok but lacked that catchy 'stuck in your head' quality most Disney songs produce. Moana didn't feel heavy handed in the stronk female womyn department but the lack of a love interest does take away from the Princess aspect.

8/10
It was ok

The thing that pissed me off the most was the whiny fucking critics claiming how racist it was and got the Halloween costume pulled because it was "racially insensitive".

Fucking coconut niggers FINALLY get some recognition and a top tier production Disney film and they instantly bitch about culture appropriation. This is why most of these films are about White Princesses. They can sell a shit load of merchandise and don't have to dance on egg shells about the content.

i wish I could be reincanated as a 2nd century polynesian explorer and pacific island colonizer

it seems like the most amazing life a human could possilbly live

ever fucked a midget?

I don't know but he looks like he's voiceacted by Jack Black

>movie inspired by polynesian people and their culture
>Sup Forums complains theres no whites
gee I wonder why is that
I usually side with Sup Forums on things like that but damn

Close actually

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I've never fucked

10/10 shop

>MUH STRONK GRIL THAT CAN DO ANYTHING
>MUH MEN ARE ALL DUMB DUMBS SO STUPID AND USELESS
>GRIL POWER!!1!1!ONE!!1
holy shit I am sick to death of this fucking meme

>Sup Forums complains theres no whites
Said literally not a single person in the entire thread you cum guzzling faggot nigger.

well that there's your problem, son

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I'm happy, my nigga Dwayne the rock Johnson is the fuckin man
>pro wrestler
>actor
>d1 college football player
>jacked as fuck
>voted sexiest man alive
>highest earning actor
>still remains humble as fuck
>has like 10 films a year
>works his ass off on set like 15 hours a day
>owns gyms that he let's people use for free
>gives back to community
>came to LA with only 7 dollars and built himself an empire

The man is a fucking role model good for him. If he wants to represent his pacific islander culture in anew animated movie than I say go ahead rocky, I'll go watch it in theaters with my wife to support him.

Literally who said that?

Look at the stomach tattoo.

Yet another surprisingly redpilled children's movie.

>more traditional portrayal of masculinity and feminity, and they both need each other
>both parents are there and loving
>Moana isn't a selfish bitch, instead gives up her desire to sail for her responsibility to lead her village
>only desides to leave when it's necessary to save her people
>dad isn't a dumb old-fart who is strict and traditional for no season, has actual validity for keeping everyone on the island
>story doesn't pull the cliche "the new way is better than the old way"
>twist is that Moana has the calling to return to the tradition of her ancestors, voyaging to and colonizing new land
>with the help of Maui, saves her people and leads them back to their true calling and greatness

based American Samoa

back to /trb/ morzekai

Incredibly well done.

They look smug as fuck, like a dreamworks mascot grin.

spoilers you nigger

What're we lookin at?

this.
Coconuts have nationalist tendencies

Ho and at the end, the good guy win!

Pacific Islander != Niggers

Not sure about third world shitholes, but islanders in the States are quite good people.

t.grew up in Hawaii

at least its not a negroid

That's not how it went tho. Did you even watch the movie

pro single mom communism white hating jew shit

Makes me feel over the rainbow.

Pagans need to be purged

And, Tongans and Maori.

This is uncomfortable to the niggra, because it is one less thing that they can truthfully say they are the best at.

And, they ain't even good at much.

How can manlets even compete?

I actually have a softspot for animation. I guess I'll give it a watch when it comes out on DVD.

I've noticed a lot of people tend to think that if a movie isn't about white people it hates them

White people were not demonized, mocked, or even bought into the story as genocidal which for a Pacific island based movie they totally could have,

They just weren't present. Yknow because everything isn't about us. Or race. Ill get you some anal cream if your welfare doesn't cover it.

Pretty much the opposite honestly.

All that water makes me really thirsty

>A movie not about white people
UNACCEPTABLE
HOW CAN THOSE JEWS KEEP KEKING US LIKE THIS

I really didn't think the music in You're Welcome fit the setting at all.

I'd like to see a doujin made of white colonial guys invading and fucking her senseless as she gets passed around. Someone make it happen, I'll pay good dollarydoos.

Loss

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i dont watch cartoons for kids

I like it as a stand alone song.

BIG
BONE
HOOK

meems aside, did you know they changed the names of the movie and of the protagonist in Italy because Moana was the greatest italian pornstar ever?

Thing was I don't remember it being Coconogs causing the costumes and shit to be recalled. It was pathetic Asian Americans causing it.

#Twittergate
#Pizzagate

I stopped watching movies years ago, they are so contrived and forced now. Like they are just mass produced,without any real care

ARE FULL FUCK OFF N SHIEEET

I appreciate that there was only one big voice actor in the movie unlike other movies that bloat the movie with useless characters for voice recognition.

I also like that Moanas face isn't caked with makeup unlike the girls from Frozen and Tangled

I know a lot of islanders over here are throwing a bit of a hissy fit over the film

damn that's good

ask me when I can pirate it in good quality.

Pretty good songs and animation and overall aesthetic. Fairly predictable mid-90s Disney story (think Aladdin or Little Mermaid or BnB, but no romance, more self-discovery).

Moana was a qt and had some solid scenes, straightforward character arc where she actually does shit.
Maui was best, Literally one of the best animated characters in my opinion. Demigod who made the whole fucking world

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very cultural

>#Twittergate
Got a macro image for this?

Are they? Lol

That's actually cool as fuck.

Super niggers.

Are you referring to that chick who killed herself?

Yeah but its for the depiction of Maui (a revered hero in oral stories) as 'obese' looking since many Polynesians in particular have high obese rates

Arrival is the only film this year that I've seen that was something different. I'd recommend it

Hateful 8 was decent too

Do you Trumpsters complain about everything?

And they actually tend to assimilate because they come from Asian-traditioned families to a degree

So because islanders are fat cunts your not allowed to portray them as fuck cunts.... heh

maybe hilloli could have won

Yeah, I doubt that. Asians here don't assimilate at all.

They just form their own parallel culture. No different from Blacks.

It's got our next president the Rock in it. Can't be that bad.

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Tell me these lyrics don't speak to you, Sup Forums. Makes me want to lead my people on a voyage.

In all the books at school he was always depicted as rather thin and above average high (nothing exceptional). Not built at all.

I think that was the point, he was somewhat regular but check and exceptionally creative, like robin hood

You didn't even see the movie.
She starts out as a know nothing but enthusiastic princess, gets helped out by her Grandma and the spirit of the fucking Ocean most days.
When she finds the giga nigga on the right, she learns how to sail proper and they help each other through their personal issues at which point they become the most capable.

He sings solid in it, desu. He's a great guy, like Swarzeneggar.

What is with most genuinely masculine celebrities being the coolest people.

Cheeky*

Fat guy has minions tatooed on his stomach. 0/10 film

That's what being secure with yourself looks like. He has no pressure to be anything more than himself because he's already on top.

I don't know about that.
Asian Americans assimilate fine, second gen. They may eat their mom's cooking still but they're typically pretty on the level in terms of joining the mainstream.

I'm a second gen Korean immigrant, I played football in highschool, rugby in college and have always been in the mainstream Americana, generally.

That's a more valid criticism. It's like depicting James Bond as a serial rapist.

Still, was a solid performance so I'm willing to give it a pass. Maui was hands down the best character in the film

Somebody screencap this thread so we can show the cucks that we're not "triggered" by a movie about non-caucasian character.
I bet you anything Sup Forums found more things to hate and legitimately dislikes it for some retarded tumblr reason.

This is all you need to know about this film

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That makes sense.

And honestly, I think being secure in yourself is a matter of having a genuine foundation in your philosophy of self.

If we get into the culture we there is no judgement, than we're just leaving ourselves open and soft and vulnerable for the 1/100 chance in that society that someone does judge you and put you down for how you appear.

Self Confidence must be developed by the individual. It helps when you're talented but I think guys like Arnie and The Rock and even guys like Burt Reynolds act as a roadmap for what you need to do to attain that sort of True self-confidence

It was really good

None of the music was horrifically catchy like frozen but the visuals were outstanding and that mythology is very interesting.

>Tfw my enjoyment was hampered because I know there are black people who think these people are black

disney is getting too powerful, almost all of the top 5 most profitable movies this year are theirs

It's a cool concept for a film

They just blew it

Hawaii is a hive of scum and degeneracy

Almost half as bad as California