When you throw a turk and a jew off a bridge, who lands first? The turk, since crap falls faster than ashes.
What did the Jewish pedo say? "Hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?"
How do you call a mentally impaired jew? Auschwistic
How do you starve a nigger? Hide his EBT card under his work boots.
What's the most racist gardening tool? The sprinkler - it goes chinkchinkchinkchinkchink-SPIC-niggerniggerniggernigger
Why do Jews stink so bad? Well, they have made some bad experiences with showers.
What do you call a trashcan on a traffic light? Turkish disco.
A nigger goes to work...
A little jewish boy walks up to the KZ-guard and proudly exclaims "I'm turning 6 tomorrow!". The guard answers "Well, I don't think so."
Thomas Bennett
your jokes are bad, so let me fix your thread:
>What are the two hardest years in a turks life? >The first class
>Why did the Italian cross the road? >Because he likes to switch sides
Wyatt Campbell
Well, thank you for contributing at least and not only bitching.
>Why do crows steal? Because they're black
Dominic Flores
lmao let me try lol Q: Why does the nigger nig A: Cause hes a nigger xd
Owen Barnes
Hey, this is a joke thread now WW2, you can put some effort in froggie.
Aaron Murphy
Why did the Hispanic cross the road?
>Because Trump was elected now he has to go home
Julian Watson
How do you make a nigger lose their teeth? You paint a chicken leg on a rock.
Dylan Rogers
How to rev in a racist manner: >RUN niggerniggerniggerniggernigger-- RUN niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
Charles Ortiz
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You have to be put back in the oven.
Juan Long
You know why there are know pigeons in Compton?
> You know what pidgeons say... "lookatthecoons, lookatthecoons"
Nathan Hughes
You know how was copper wire was invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
Benjamin Perry
How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray
Benjamin Torres
My name is Jaffar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car
>An airplane stewardess walks up to a seated passenger of middle eastern descent and asks whether he wants a glass of wine >He declines, saying "I'm sorry, but I'm flying the plane later, can't drink and drive."
Kevin Young
What part of the vegetable to you not put in the mixer grinder ? The wheelchair
What's the hardest choice for a jew ? A free ham sandwich
Why do Poles change their nationality to Russian before their death ? So that they kill Russians by dying
John Moore
What's the difference between an Isis training camp and a Syrian preschool?
>I don't know either, I just fly the drones.
What do you call a goat tied to a telephone pile in Afghanistan?
>nervous
What did the red neck say to his sister he got done fucking her?
>Roll Tide
Thomas Turner
>What do you call a Romanian without hands? >Trustworthy.
>Gypsies invented triathlon - run to the swimming pool, go back on a bike.
>A Romanian couple is riding in a car. Who's driving, the woman or the man? >A: A police officer. >B: Certainly not the vehicle's owner.
>What did a gypsy kid get for Christmas? >Your bike.
>What's the difference between a tire and a black guy? >When you put chains on a tire it doesn't start rapping.
>A Jew calls a Neo-Nazi organization's HQ: >Goldberg here, is it true that Jews sold our country? >Yes, it's true, you have something else to say, kike? >Where can I receive my share?
Cooper Rogers
>What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench? >A park bench can support a family
Jonathan Ortiz
Why do niggers smell? So blind people can hate them too
Zachary Long
>Poland >Jokes about romanians and gyppos
pick one
Aiden Gray
>Where should you go if a group of Romanians is chasing you? >To a job fair.
>Why do Ukrainian thieves always steal at least two cars when they work in Austria? >They're coming back through Romania.
>Rabinovich finally got a permit to emigrate from the USSR to Israel. At the airport he's stopped, his luggage is searched and Soviet border guards produce a small statue of Lenin. > - What's this? > - Not what, but who. It's the great leader of October Revolution, Vladimir Ilich Lenin. I'm taking him with me to remind me of life in socialist paradise. >Guards smile and let Rabinovich through the gates. At the Israeli airport he's searched again and Israeli border guards ask: > - What's this? > - Not what, but who. It's this red pig Lenin, I want to keep the statue to remind me why I left that hellhole. >Guards laugh and let him through. At home Rabinovich's grandson ask him: > - Grandpa, who's this? > - Not who, but what. This, kid, is five kilograms of pure gold.
Jaxon Wilson
What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it nigger.
Now, what do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in mid air in the middle of the night?
You better run, that's a strong nigger.
Isaac Collins
>What's the awful n-word you wouldn't ever want to call a black person? >Neighbor.
Oliver Wilson
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Aiden Foster
>Why are muslims the friendliest people on Earth? >Cause they always come in groups asking if you got problems
>What do you do if you see a nigger with one leg? >Stop laughing and reload your shotgun
Ian Ramirez
A Somali, a Gypsy and a Russian were in a car. Who was driving the car?
