Brit/pol/ - Better Of The Brothers edition

>'Plot' to sabotage Boris Johnson's plan for Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/plot-sabotage-boris-johnsons-plan-brexit/

>Theresa May under pressure from cabinet ministers to let in low-skilled EU migrants after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/theresa-may-pressure-cabinet-ministers-let-low-skilled-eu-migrants/

>Hard Brexit 'could cost Tories power'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38199310

>Labour 'will amend' any Article 50 bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38196303

>'Start of a new chapter': Theresa May puts trade FIRST on visit to the Gulf States
express.co.uk/news/politics/739549/Theresa-May-Gulf-States-visit-trade-partnership

>Labour bid ‘to frustrate will of the people’ with Article 50 amendment
express.co.uk/news/politics/739542/labour-brexit-article-50-amendment-supreme-court-jeremy-corbyn

>Anti-Hofer Demo Flops after Fewer Protesters Turn up Than Journalists and Police
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/03/anti-hofer-demo-flops-fewer-protesters-turn-journalists-police/

>Europol: ‘Indisputable’ That Terrorists Entered Europe Posing as Refugees
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/03/europol-indisputable-terrorists-entered-europe-posing-refugees/

>Stance could lose us next election, warn senior Tories
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/03/hard-brexit-lose-tories-next-election-warn-top-mps

>The reality of Cuba’s health service
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/reality-cubas-health-service/

>House of Lords to debate reducing number of peers
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/house-of-lords-to-debate-reducing-number-of-peers-after-david-cameron-s-profligate-appointments-a7453931.html

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>inb4 Imperial Leather

First for the Eternal Kraut must be removed.

So Sturgeon is visiting some mosque or some shit today.
Can she literally be any more cucked??

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inb4 autistic screeching from YKTD

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Slowly giving up on 3D.
Concerned my bloodline will end with me lads.

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are you implying that chirtopher is the better brother? haha, classic anglo, only peter can save you

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Tbh Peter is just moody and complains whilst offering no real solutions - only appearing miserable.

Why are female leaders so revolting?

Jihadist scum: BTFO

Following on from the previous thread about Stewart Lee, I really despise his politics, but there is no denying that he is different from most other leftwing comedians, he is very talented and even if you don't agree with him you can find some of his stuff funny.

Here he is pissing off a massive amount of scottish people
youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

Scotbros.

Are the SNP losing control up north?

What's the attitude towards Nicola like in your towns and cities.

>you are an egg
What did he mean by this?

>Islamist, gay man, teacher: TV housemates bid to show the diversity of British Muslims

>Producers defend groundbreaking BBC documentary Muslims Like Us billed as a ‘Muslim Big Brother’

New twitter profiles. It's just funny out of context.

GENITAL PIERCING

>Hammer and sickle

Back from being banned lads.

Did you miss me?

What did you get banned for?

what a fucking waste of space John Major is, literally killed the tory party and let Labour come in with the greatest govenrment budget ever in British history.

>Did you miss me?

Just reminded me about Sherlock.

Have you accepted Christ as your Saviour user?

>Islamist, gay man, teacher: TV housemates bid to show the diversity of British Muslims

>Sunday

Why aren't you at Church?

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No it doesn't, plus they have no benefits of independence.

A republic Union is just formed, and spreads overseas.

Church services are in the morning user.

Remember when he fucked Edwina Currie

>you're forced to pay for this shit

Does anyone else get a dytopian vibe whenever they switch on BBC?

>He pays his tv license

This cunt will hang on 2020. Boris Fucktard too.

No, sometimes I get a dystopian vibe though.

>tfw no gf

SSSSUUUURRRGGGEEEEE

What else can I do?

I don't even own any cable TV, but just have a PC, Screen, laptop and BT Broadband

Vargposting.

His name will be vandalized.
He will be ridiculed by posterity.
He knows not of any riches
Lives no comfortable life.
But in the end he did it for Britain.

I think Corbyn is actually a British Hero

>gloating about your ban is a bannable offense
reported

So don't pay your license? Just get your shows and shit online line everyone else.

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>I don't even own any cable TV.
Then you don't have to pay it is my understanding. Unless they changed it. If it isn't receiving any broadcasts then that's the loophole iirc.

>muh muslims
>muh we need womyn in the workplace
>muh charming friendly nigger
>muh london

the most english looking person ever

The BBC is degenerate, it's only worth watching to see what agenda is being pushed.

Just shot a load of squirty cream up my nose lads

You have to pay because of Big Black iPlayer

Jeremy Corbyn is a quisling.

He is a secret Marxist who will do nothing about mass immigration.

I'm not sure weather state media is good or not.

Surprised you haven't gone for your NEET sleep yet, lad.

You should try and stay up all day so you get your sleeping pattern back to normal.

Wake me up from this nightmare.

This desu senpai, from a previous thread he indicated that he woke up at midnight, so he shouldn't need to go to bed until 4pm, but he should push through and go to bed at 10pm

>mfw there's irish ITT

Shut up faggot. YKTD can fuck off.

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>now even the diverse minorities need to be enriched
ahahahaha

So don't watch iPlayer.

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This one was made first though.

Fuck off mate

>Responding to the attention whore.

fuck off yktd proxy

He reminds me of the thread splitting cunt that threadsplits Question Time threads.

After Sturgeon's behaviour in recent months I'd hope their support is dwindling even more but who knows, the limits of scot cuckery knows no bounds. I'm just glad I live in Edinburgh and not Glasgow, soapdodgers are beyond help.

Ed will return to vanquish the commie

Her mistake is her belief that the rise in support of the SNP is a product of their increasing stance of cuckoldry, when it is in fact a coincidental by-product of the rise in support for independence.

As soon as Scotland actually becomes independent, support for the SNP will collapse overnight, heralding in a new dawn of Scottish NatSoc greatness.

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>I live in Edinburgh

Poof.

>As soon as Scotland actually becomes independent

Have fun in your Marxist thread, you utter stooges.

Independent Scotland will be a colossal disaster. The infighting would cause it.

So what you're saying is, soon after Scotland gets independence your government will collapse and you'll be double fucked?

>As soon as Scotland actually becomes independent

Thanks for the laugh, user.

How big is there budget deficit again?

will never EVER understand this meme and don't wish to.

I live in Glasgow.

Fuck off, you fanny.

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We don't have one. The UK does.

It started when some turkroach living in Germany kept spamming Brit/pol/ with the eternal anglo meme.

>He thinks they wouldn't have to pay for it if Scotland got independence.

I think that our oil revenues and Scotch duty would be better spent on the Scottish people, rather than paying for you to have entire cities like Birmingham and London flooded with muslims on the dole.

Scotland takes more money away from England.

>our oil revenues
What oil revenues? Do you actually think Scotland are a net contributor? Lel

What does Brit/pol/ think about Enoch Powell?

Threadly reminder that this happened
youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3vuKEgTbs&t=1s

What would he do in-place of "Tomi Lahren"?

Not me - I know the scumminess of thread-splitting more than most

>flooded with muslims on the dole.
But that is literally what Sturgeon is doing you stupid stupid fuck.

wish he was my dad

What oil revenues? There isn't any. The whole independence argument depended on that oil to function and now that it's down the shitter it's now gone into disneyland territory.

>muh oil
Yeah that's done great these last few years hasn't it?

WHAT FUCKING DENOMINATION ARE YOU?

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be gone, cucktholic

>Oil revenues
>What is a massive tax writedown

You mean the -£250m that the north sea's going to provide to the government this year?

I've no problem with a free and independent Scotland taking all the oil revenue. It's a dead industry.

>Both OPs deleted the headlines about David Davis and the Chancellor plotting to keep us in the EU proving my "centrist Brexit" theory correct

What did those Tories mean by this?